The cannon fodder original wife's bad story

Chapter 1378

With this concealment, Guanzhou's other leg remained straight and flat on the kang bed, while her bent knee supported her skirt, enveloping the books.

Upon hearing this, Pei An's lips curled up and his eyes narrowed.

He stepped forward and embraced Song Guanzhou's upper body, pinning her arms with one hand to prevent her from struggling, while easily slipping his other hand under her skirt...

"Alas! Fourth Brother... Fourth Brother, you have disgraced scholarship! You have disgraced scholarship!"

Song Guanzhou couldn't jump around, and she couldn't break free from Pei An's strength. Just when she was about to fall behind, Song Guanzhou let out a soft moan, and her alluring appearance made Pei An lose his composure.

"Shiro, no!"

Pei An smiled gently, "Alright, I'll spare my wife for now."

Just as he was about to pull his hand back, Song Guanzhou seized the opportunity and bit Pei An's chin. However, the hard, bluish stubble poked Song Guanzhou's lips, causing him to cry out in pain.

"Ha ya ya—"

Upon seeing this, Pei An burst into laughter. As he pulled his hand away from the lady's skirt, he also took the book. Song Guanzhou, seeing this, glared angrily at Pei An.

"Now even the honey trap is useless."

Pei An pinched her cheek. "You've used too much, my wife! We need to find a different trick." Song Guanzhou chuckled. "I'm afraid it's not refined enough. Let me think about it some more."

“Excellent! Your husband is also very hopeful. Just how alluring can my wife be? Can she rival Bao Si or Da Ji…”

"Take the essence and discard the dross, and you shall wait and see."

Pei An laughed heartily, his best mood of the day evident when he saw Song Guanzhou. He took the book, looked at it closely, and his brows immediately furrowed. "Qin Er bought this for you?"

Song Guanzhou dodged the question, saying, "It's not him. All the storybooks in the capital follow the same formula, and I'm tired of them."

"So you're looking at this?"

Pei An held the book, its cover smooth and without any words or numbers. He turned to the first page and saw several large characters leap into view: "The Story of Jiu Niangzi's Three Marriages".

When Song Guanzhou saw that he had only looked at the title page, he immediately tried to snatch it back.

"It's just an ordinary record of life, why can't I even look at it?"

Pei An sat down next to her, speaking with a rather earnest tone, "The books left by your father-in-law are the ones you should study carefully, you—"

"I was just tired of reading my father's books, so I read San Niangzi to calm my mind."

Song Guanzhou was furious and tried several times to snatch it back, but he missed his aim. Pei An was tall and strong, and with a slight raise of his arm, he made the young lady look far ahead of him.

As he casually flipped through the illustrated pages, he suddenly blushed.

He slammed the book shut and looked down at his wife, who looked guilty. "This Third Sister... who bought this for you?"

I found it on the road.

"Tch!" Pei An laughed angrily. "You little rascal, hurry up and tell me, who did you pick it up from? Was it Qin Er?"

"Of course not!"

Song Guanzhou immediately denied it, saying, "I can't let a man buy such a book for me, except for you."

"Watch the boats!"

The young woman retorted righteously, "Do you think I would let Qin Er sell something like this? Do you think I'm really shameless? Don't ask who bought it for me. If you don't want me to alarm others, you can buy it for me another day."

Pei An: ...My wife, you are incredibly audacious.

"Just reading an erotic book and you've become so audacious? Besides, we're a young married couple; a little romance in the bedroom will make our lives more enjoyable, and you'll be the one who benefits! Si Lang—"

Pei An sighed, “…Read less of these books, they’ll only corrupt you.”

What do you mean by "marrying three times"?

Although Dalong allows widows to remarry and divorced or ex-wife women to remarry, it doesn't mean they should remarry three times. Thinking about what happened today, he is more concerned about his ex-wife.

"We will inevitably grow old together in this life, and it's quite boring to see these women who marry three or four times."

Song Guanzhou was speechless, pointing at the book, "It's just a storybook, she doesn't marry three times, so what kind of plot is there? Besides, I've only read the beginning, she and her first husband are still all lovey-dovey..."

"Take it, and don't look at it again."

Pei An was quite domineering, and Song Guanzhou sneered, "If you don't give it back to me, I'll write it myself. If you see it later, you're not allowed to say a single bad word about it."

"Write it yourself?"

Pei An chuckled, "My lady, you should practice calligraphy first and learn all the characters before we talk about anything else."

"You underestimate me!"

Thinking of the "advanced boudoir privacy culture" she had received in modern times, Song Guanzhou leaned close to Pei An's ear and whispered a string of words. The more she talked, the brighter her eyes became, while Pei An's face turned red and white as she listened.

"Guanzhou, where did you see that?"

“...It’s...from what I’ve seen.” Oh no, she got carried away and forgot where the knowledge came from. She tried to change the subject, but Pei An wasn’t so easily fooled.

He lowered his head and pressed her for an answer, "Did your brother-in-law lead you astray?"

Song Xinglu was unfairly blamed, and he had no choice but to take the fall. Song Guanzhou's eyes darted around, looking guilty. Pei An snorted and scolded, "Brother-in-law is too outrageous, bringing you everything without considering that you're a young lady from a respectable family—"

"No, no, no, it wasn't my brother, it was a bold old woman who used to serve my mother."

Come on, old lady, you hold the fort!

“My old woman is exceptionally gifted. Knowing that I only think about marrying you every day, she was afraid that I would fall deeply in love but not receive your affection, and end up being troubled by love. Therefore, she taught me a lot.”

"Is this all you've been taught?"

Pei An blushed as he listened to Song Guanzhou's oral account, let alone the written record. He was well-versed in poetry and literature and knew that behind the words lay boundless imagination.

Song Guanzhou looked up, feigning a pitiful expression.

Her brows furrowed slightly, her eyes brimming with tears—a truly pitiful sight. She leaned softly against Pei An's chest, "Who told me to fall for you so early? I can't eat or sleep because of you—"

What a brilliant counter-offensive strategy!

After beating Pei An so badly he couldn't fight back, Song Guanzhou pressed on, "But you're heartless too. You married me, yet you've treated me coldly for two years."

Pei An:......

Song Guanzhou was on the verge of tears, but no tears came out. He could only cover his eyes with his sleeve. "I lost my mother when we were newly married, and then my father a year later. Not only did you not take care of me, but you also frequented brothels every day. You have learned a lot of skills, but you won't let me have a taste of the sweetness."

The first few sentences made Pei An feel somewhat guilty.

After hearing the first two sentences, he was so angry that he laughed instead. He lowered his head, bit the woman's chattering red lips, and kissed her deeply. The woman did not hesitate and tilted her head back to meet his challenge.

Suddenly, the situation changed dramatically, and a battle between dragon and phoenix ensued.

Pei An may seem domineering, but he is always gentle and loving. The woman in his arms looks delicate, but she is actually very strong and capable of overcoming any obstacle. She chases after Pei An and makes him unable to resist.

Suddenly, she used a feigned retreat to lure the man into chasing after her.

Only when the woman gently bit his sore spot did the two of them come to their senses. "Si Lang, give me back my book—"

Enough!

Pei An gave his young wife a final, heavy kiss. The book was confiscated. Upon seeing this, Song Guanzhou gritted his teeth and said, "You damned Fourth Brother! I've only read the beginning, and you're keeping me from reading any further, leaving me hanging! You're utterly despicable!"

The gentleman smiled faintly, his starry eyes slightly shifting.