strictlysupreme Chapter 350: Being your ancestor?
Chapter 350: Being your ancestor?
Here, Jiang An babble, "Why keep me here? To be your ancestor?"
"If I were your ancestor, I would have my head smashed to pieces in the underworld rather than acknowledge you as my grandson~"
"What a disgrace! He has hands and feet, but he chooses to be a thief..."
"It's fine if he's a bandit, but his eyesight isn't very good..."
"Don't you see that you guys are ugly and ugly? Can you beat them?"
"What a shame!"
"Laughing Mouse An An, Lilulu~"
The bandits on the opposite side listened to her one after another, and they hesitated to use their knives.
"Ahhh!"
The bearded man holding the knife was about to go mad with rage.
He kept repeating the same thing over and over again: "I'll chop you to death!"
Jiang An scratched his ears and said disdainfully, "Come over here first~"
After about an incense stick of time, the forest gradually became quiet.
With a "bang", the bearded man who was the only one standing still in the audience knelt down happily.
He threw away the broken knife and slammed his head on the ground, "Ancestor... Fairy boy... I was wrong..."
Don't doubt it, Jiang An broke the knife himself~
The little girl patted the non-existent dust on her fat paws, and said with a teachable look on her face, "It's good to admit your mistakes~"
After saying that, she turned and walked back.
The big man thought he had let them off, and with a very happy look on his face, he was muttering in his heart: These little brats are so easy to fool!
Thinking of this, he patted his knees and was about to stand up and run away.
"Hey... I didn't tell you to get up~"
As soon as Jiang An finished saying this, Jiang Si took action immediately.
He gathered his internal strength and placed his palm on the big man's shoulder, easily knocking him into the ground again.
"what!"
This time the big man was really prostrated.
He raised his head with difficulty, and saw the little girl took out a scroll from somewhere...
The people around her seemed to be used to it. Some moved tables, some moved chairs, and some even ground ink.
The big man was confused. What was this doing?
"Wait a minute~"
Jiang An grabbed the pen and comforted him with a bright smile.
"Dad is worried about An An coming out alone, so he drew some paintings along the way to send back, just to let her know he is safe~"
It just so happened that her father could also take a look at the scenery along the way~
Big man: So you are quite filial? ?
Jiang An: Oh, you are so good at praising people~
"I...you...! He..."
The big man looked at the little girl, then at the man in black standing next to her.
Finally, I continue to bow down to the choice of my heart.
While the little girl was painting, some of the bandits lying on the ground kept waking up.
Anyone who wakes up and moves around will be hit with a brick by Jiang Si and Huo Changming, forcing them to lie down quietly...
Young Master Huo weighed the stone in his hand and found it amusing.
He laughed, "Fun~"
If Jiang An still remembered things from his previous life, he would definitely say: This is just pure whack-a-mole!
After saying that, Huo Changming threw the stone in his hand at the bandit who was pretending to be dead beside him.
There was a "pop" sound, and it was quite crisp!
The little brother saw stars and before he fainted again, he did not forget to seek justice for himself, "I didn't move..."
Young Master Huo raised his head and said, "You are breathing."
Alright~
Just after another wave of thieves fainted, the painting girl finally stopped.
The bearded man had sweat all over his forehead, and before he could catch his breath he saw the masterpiece that Jiang An had created in front of him.
I saw a lot of stick figures lying in this so-called painting...
When stickmen are stacked on top of each other, it just looks like a ball of ink.
On both sides of the road, a straight line of ink and a few flying leaves, that's a forest?
"Is this the painting you made?" The big man couldn't believe it.
The painting by such a beautiful girl is not as good as his?
Jiang An's eyes widened, and he pointed at the most obvious stick figure lying on the ground, "Look, this is you..."
“I draw so well!”
Before the little girl could introduce herself, she could hear soft sobbing.
Jiang An was confused and scratched his ears, even suspecting for a moment that he had heard it wrong.
She looked up and saw the bearded man with a look of aggrieved expression, with two tears clearly hanging from his face.
He blinked, and another drop...
“Crying…crying?”
Huo Changming threw the stone in his hand and walked towards Li Xingsang honestly.
"Uh…"
The little girl hid the painting behind her back, her chubby face wrinkled into a bun with wrinkles, "Don't... cry!"
"Woooo..."
She said this dryly, and the big man cried even harder.
Not only Jiang An was confused, but even the palace guards who were watching the fun behind her were confused.
Aren't you a bandit? Aren't you a cannibal? Why are you crying?
"Wow... that's too much of a bully..."
"I've been lying here for a long time, and you just drew this place!"
"Is it easy for me... wuwu..."
"I have old people and young children to support, and I have to feed a bunch of brothers. There is no food in the village..."
"I'm just robbing you, if you want to give me money, just give it to me. If you don't want to give me money, that's fine, but you're humiliating me... woooo!"
Jiang An had a headache, and his fat claws shook helplessly, "Hey, don't cry, can't I find you a place to eat?"
"Ok?"
The big man stopped crying and his nose started bubbling.
"Hmm!"
Jiang An nodded heavily, picking at his fingers, "Three meals a day are provided, and there is a place to stay, and it's free! No need to work!"
Is there such a good thing?
The big man was skeptical, "Really?"
"cough…"
In the team, Li Xingsang turned his back, his face almost bursting with laughter.
What's this great place?
Of course it’s a good place!
The government prison, where you can be sent to the guillotine, is not a good place~
"Of course!"
The little girl waved her hand, "Come here, tie them all up and send them to the prison in Peizhou!"
Bearded man:!
A group of bandits: ! !
Those who were pretending to be dead and those who were not pretending to be dead all got up and ran away.