strictlysupreme Chapter 170 Adults Please Eat Chicken
Chapter 170 Adults Please Eat Chicken
"My lord, do you know what else the slave family likes to drink besides drinking?"
"What to drink?"
"Take care of you."
"Oh, it sounds really comfortable..."
"My lord, I want to buy a piece of land."
"Buy, buy a big piece, one piece is too little, is two enough?"
"No, my lord, the land I want to buy is because of your utter devotion to my slave."
"Oh my, it's so comfortable, let me tell you more about the beauty..."
"Hmph! It's disgusting to see adults drinking."
"what?!"
"Likable and timeless."
"Oh, oh, I can't, I can't, I feel like I'm going to fly..."
When Wang Liang said these words, he didn't know how many times he had vomited in his heart.
When Xu Jingluan heard these earthy love words that he had never heard before, his whole body drifted away, and he knew it in his heart;
'I must have met true love. She loves me deeply. "
"I have decided that after completing this task, I will divorce my wife when I go back, marry her, and have eighteen children with her.'
'The eldest is Xu Renfan, the second is Xu Renjiu, the third is Xu Renni, the fourth is Xu Rendi, and the fifth is...'
Xu Jingluan was completely bewildered, now he only thinks that the beauty in front of him is not only beautiful, but also talented, and she speaks nicely.
In this life, having this one person is enough!
Wang Liang saw that the fire was almost ready, so he quietly took out the Lingyang stick the size of an embroidery needle and hid it in the palm of his hand.
Even if the opponent is vain, but at any rate, the sea of Qi is perfect, or if he doesn't make a move, he must beat the enemy with one move!
Dodging Xu Jingluan's hug again, Wang Liang picked up a chopstick without any trace, and then the Lingyang stick hidden in the palm of his hand became longer and thicker, no different from chopsticks.
In this way, the Lingyang stick and the ordinary chopstick became a pair of chopsticks.
Wang Liang picked up a piece of spicy chicken on the dish with this pair of chopsticks, and stared at it;
"My lord, do you know how many types of spicy are there?"
Xu Jingluan failed to have physical contact with the beauty many times, and his heart was like a cat scratching, so he said somewhat impatiently up to this point;
"Beauty, can't we talk about such trivial matters in the future? Come on, I can't wait."
Wang Liang said softly, "My lord, after listening to what I said, and then eat the chicken that I personally fed you, then I will follow you in everything, how about it?"
Although Xu Jingluan was impatient, but in order to be able to eat the chicken fed by the perfect person, and then feed the beauty his own chicken, he still had the patience to say;
"Okay, let's listen to the beauty."
Wang Liang narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "Spicy, there are slightly spicy, medium spicy, and extra spicy, but which one is the spiciest, can adults know?"
Xu Jingluan was confident; "I know this, I like spicy food the most, it's abnormally spicy."
Wang Liang smiled and shook his head; "Your answer is wrong, the hottest is... I think you are hot."
When the words fell, Wang Liang just rightly fed the spicy chicken to Xu Jingluan's mouth;
"My lord, please eat the chicken fed by my slave to see if it is spicy enough."
Xu Jingluan chuckled; "Hey beauty, that's naturally hot enough, but now I think you are the hottest beauty."
At the end, Xu Jingluan really got the hang of it. Under Wang Liang's training, his level of earthy love talk has been greatly improved.
Then, Xu Jingluan opened his mouth unsuspectingly, waiting for the chicken that Wang Liang personally fed to enter his mouth.
And Wang Liang's eyes flashed brightly, and the Lingyang stick in the pair of chopsticks in his hand suddenly grew longer, hitting Xu Jingluan's throat straight! "Wow……"
Xu Jingluan would never have thought that what he ate would be a decent chicken, but what pierced his throat was a long and thick thing.
And that thing is not only thick, but also hot and vibrating.
It was not enough to poke him to the throat, but he continued to punch him deep in the throat, as if to pierce him.
Wang Liang also wanted to do exactly this, even for cultivators, the throat is still a very weak place.
After all, serious cultivators rarely cultivate the supernatural powers in their throats. Once they are attacked, it will be very fatal.
"puff--!"
Something really burst deep in Xu Jingluan's throat, hot liquid exploded and flowed down the corner of his mouth.
If this continues, Xu Jingluan may really be stabbed to death.
At the very moment, his whole body exploded with qi, and the sudden majestic qi suddenly pushed away Wang Liang in front of him.
Wang Liang drew back with his stick, and was three feet away from Xu Jingluan.
Although it was a pity that Xu Jingluan couldn't be pierced, the entry and exit of the Lingyang stick just now was enough to seriously injure him.
"Uh……"
Sure enough, the moment the Lingyang Stick was pulled out from Xu Jingluan's throat, a fishy liquid was also released.
And Xu Jingluan knelt on one knee on the spot, hung his head and vomited blood, his throat was broken.
"Drink... hoo!"
What Xu Jingluan wanted to scold was "hateful", but his throat was already in a mess, and he was wheezing when he spoke.
"It's all right in your head!" (Who the hell are you!)
Wang Liang smiled while holding a stick, and the soft voice change technique was removed, replaced by a bold and bold voice of a big man;
"Since you are already dying, let me show you my true face."
As he said that, Wang Liang murdered his heart, covered his face, and changed his disguise technique.
In Xu Jingluan's eyes, Wang Liang's movement of covering his face was like tearing off a mask.
What appeared in front of my eyes again was the image of a rough man with Zhang Fei's face, thunder eyebrows, and beard.
boom--!
At this moment, Xu Jingluan's world collapsed.
If it was said that the injury suffered was physical before, then now it is the devastation of the mind, and it is a hundred times stronger than the physical injury.
"Uh-ah-!"
Thinking that I had been intimate with such a big man before, I also fantasized about having eighteen children with him.
Xu Jingluan regretted it, he should have been stabbed to death just now, so he wouldn't have to bear this cruel reality.
And Wang Liang took advantage of Xu Jingluan's huge psychological damage, seized the opportunity to raise the stick and was ready to give him the final blow.
"My lord, is the big stick from my family still delicious? Eat another stick from me!"
Boom—!
This blow fell heavily on Xu Jingluan.
Wang Liang's full blow, coupled with the vibration and heat bonus of the Lingyang stick, is a solid Qi Sea Realm, and even if it hits it, it will break the skin and bleed a little.
What's more, Xu Jingluan himself is weak, so he should be able to get him now...
Um? ? ?
The moment the Lingyang stick hit Xu Jingluan, Wang Liang suddenly opened his eyes wide and realized that something was wrong.
Because of this blow, although it seemed to hit Xu Jingluan, it seemed to land in the empty space.
No matter how Wang Liang wields the Lingyang stick to sweep around, he still can't touch the edge of the real point, no matter how powerful it is, he can't use it at all!
If I have to describe that feeling, it's like a toothpick stirring a big vat, or like a bamboo pole floating in the river...