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Chapter 382 Watch The Show

A roar can overwhelm a group of monks and blackmail the three giants of Penglai, Shushan and Academy one after another.

At this moment, he was like a child who had done something wrong and was caught and beaten hard.

Whoever sees this kind of magical thing will not be confused!

The key was that Zheya had no intention of fighting back. He "obediently" covered his head and squatted on the ground, like a little daughter-in-law who had done something wrong and felt aggrieved.

"Oh, okay, okay, you are such an old man, please save some face!"

At this time, a lazy young man's voice sounded.

Everyone looked for the sound and saw a handsome young man, holding a little girl who was as fat as a ball, slowly walking over from the mountains.

On the young man's shoulder sat a ridiculously beautiful little fox demon, followed behind by a big, stupid frog.

The moonlight fell and shone on the young man's body, along with his carelessness and laziness, as if he was a noble prince walking out of a painting.

Generally speaking, Lu Chuan's first impression is not too bad.

As long as he doesn't speak, his temperament and good skin will make anyone sigh, what a handsome young man.

Seeing Lu Chuan approaching, Zhe Ya and the attacker stopped, and everyone realized that the real owner had arrived.

But the young man could not feel the aura of the cultivator.

Everyone was scratching their heads and couldn't figure out why a being with the power of Zhe Ya would be so respectful to this young man.

"Alas, don't be nervous, everyone. Relax, relax. It's nothing serious."

As soon as Lu Chuan opened his mouth, his good impression was ruined.

The casual look and the ridiculing tone made the victims feel very uncomfortable.

"I'll take care of you when I get back!" Night Scorpion glared at Zhe Ya fiercely and quickly cleared a clearing for Lu Chuan.

"Lord, please sit down first!" Ye Scorpion took out the table and chairs and put the snacks he carried on them.

Everyone's eyes were full of black lines. You might say it was staged, but it didn't seem that luxurious.

After all, they are just common tables and chairs, and even snacks are common things in the world, not even spiritual fruits.

You might say he wasn't putting on a show, but the person who served him was the one who was holding down the crow and beating him.

Let such a being do these trivial tasks of serving people, and everyone scratched their heads and couldn't figure out which link made the mistake.

"My name is Lu Chuan. I just came home. I don't know the rules. Please forgive me if I offended you in any way!" Lu Chuan happily introduced himself.

Everyone didn't know what "just returned home" meant. After hearing Lu Chuan's self-introduction, they could only stand there blankly.

"I'm bored, how about a talent show?" Lu Chuan couldn't accept having snacks and no show.

After hearing this, everyone's faces darkened, and they wanted to ask, what is riding a horse called a talent show?

"Why are you standing there in a daze? Let's make some arrangements!" Lu Chuan glared at Zhe Ya who looked like a good baby next to him.

When Zheya heard this, Le's face trembled, he rolled up his sleeves and walked out.

Zheya looked around at the crowd and pointed at Huang Guangyi: "Hey, my master wants to watch the show. I'll show you how to tear a living person apart with my hands first. Come here!"

"Pfft..." Huang Guangyi couldn't hold it in after all, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out from his throat and flew several meters away.

Is this called talent? Isn't this called riding on a horse to be murdered in person?

Lu Chuan picked out a melon seed and threw it on Zhe Ya's big bald head, and said angrily: "Talent show, talent show, singing, dancing, acrobatics, etc. If you step on a horse, your talent is like tearing people alive with your hands!"

"Hey hey hey..." Zhe Ya finally realized what he was doing and scratched his head like a fool.

"My lord has said that you can sing, dance, and acrobatic. You old man will come first."

Huang Guangyi, who had escaped the disaster, had just recovered, but he still couldn't escape this even more shameful performance.

"I...I can't sing and dance!" Huang Guangyi was so aggrieved that he almost cried.

It is said that a scholar cannot be killed but cannot be humiliated. It would be even more uncomfortable for a dignified Penglai Island owner to perform such a fucking talent than to kill him.

And in front of his subordinates, as well as the people from the academy and Shushan, it was a major mental blow.

"Old man, did you not have a good childhood? Can't you even sing children's songs?"

Zhe Ya was so angry that he wanted to break Huang Guangyi's neck.

"I sing, I sing..." Humiliation and life, in the end Huang Guangyi chose life.

"Come to the middle and hide behind the tortoise!" Zhe Ya glared at him fiercely.

Huang Guangyi was really about to cry, so he could only walk tremblingly into the middle of the crowd.

"Lighting, lighting, and stage effects are still needed!" Lu Chuan snapped his fingers at Night Scorpion beside him.

Ye Scorpion was smart enough to make arrangements immediately.

However, this thing didn't put on lights, but directly pulled the moon down from the zenith.

Ye Scorpion will fulfill the lord's request to the extreme.

The best light must be the cool and romantic moonlight.

The poor moon didn't know what she had done wrong. She was staying at the top of the zenith and was suddenly pulled down.

Looking at the falling moon, everyone's brains started to freeze.

What level of devil is this horse riding?

That's a star, not a large mooncake that you just pull off?

Fortunately, Night Scorpion acted in a measured manner and did not let the moon crash into the earth, but stopped in mid-air.

The moonlight fell and illuminated the dark night, covering the earth with a cool veil.

Everyone in Blue Star saw this magical and romantic thing tonight.

Night Scorpion gathered the scattered moonlight and shined it on the temporary stage in Tianmen Mountain.

The evil tongue spit out colorful bubbles, making the dance gorgeous.

I'm afraid Huang Guangyi never dreamed that one day he would perform on a stage of this size.

At this time, in the darkness in the distance, a group of people came running.

The leader was the Mofo who was sent to teach by Lu Chuan. She led a group of children and screamed with excitement.

"Lord, why didn't you inform me about such a fun thing?" Mofo came to Lu Chuan, with tears in his aggrieved eyes.

"Hehehe... temporary program!" Lu Chuan's eyes twitched. This guy's ability to make trouble is basically on the same level as Zhe Ya.

After finally running away, my ears were not yet calm, so I ran back again.

"Everyone, come here, I've seen my lord!" Demon Buddha called to a group of children.

The children were very obedient, stood in a row, and bowed deeply to Lu Chuan.

"Hello, my lord!"

Young voices rippled back and forth in Tianmen Mountain.

Lu Chuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said to Ye Scorpion: "Arrange seats and snacks for the children. Let's just treat it like a party when they come!"

"Thank you, Lord!" Children of this era probably don't know what a party is, so they were all very happy.

Everyone is happy, except for the unlucky ones like Penglai, Shushan, and Academy, who wish they could hang themselves here immediately.