strictlysupreme Chapter 391: If I Had A Moonlight Box
Chapter 391: If I Had A Moonlight Box
"Wow, this is a public declaration of war!"
Many viewers don't understand why, but as long as they are in the DOTA circle, they can understand what's going on.
The Lotus Flower Boy and the Holy Infant King are the game masters who are ranked first and second in today's ladder standings.
It seems that these two are going to compete for the title of 'Strongest Player'.
"Nezha, someone has declared war on you!"
In Ling Xiaobao's hall, Li Jing reminded his son who was in a daze beside him.
Only then did Nezha raise his head in a daze, and followed his gaze to the light curtain in mid-air.
Seeing Hong Hai'er holding a red-tasseled gun in the picture, Nezha frowned, then shook his head and said, "Boring... Whatever you want."
"what's on your mind?"
Li Jing looked at Nezha strangely.
The child was very excited to watch the party just now, but just at a certain moment, it seemed that he suddenly became quiet.
After that, he kept his head down, as if he was thinking hard about something.
Nezha glanced at her father, and didn't hide it: "I was thinking at 700, the Legendary that Ms. Moon Rabbit sang just now should be a song written for me."
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Li Jing was taken aback when he heard it: "Why is it a song written for you?"
The song they sang is obviously about a woman missing the lover of her dreams. What does it have to do with you little brat?
Nezha blinked her eyes solemnly: "Look, didn't the lyrics just sing 'When I miss you, you make trouble at sea', I thought about this Three Realms, am I the only one who makes trouble at sea?
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Just when Li Jing and his son were staring at each other.
On the dragon chair, Jade Emperor looked at the scene in the light curtain and couldn't help frowning: "Where are my Heavenly Court shows? Why haven't they?"
"Your Majesty, our program must be in the second half."
Tai Baijin Xing immediately cupped his hands and said with a smile: "But your Majesty, don't worry, the later the works, the heavier the weight."
"Ai Qing is right."
Upon hearing this, Jade Emperor's brows relaxed.
But at this time on the screen, Xiaobai had already announced the next program.
"Please enjoy the sketch, "If I Had a Moonlight Box", brought by the Journey to the West from Xitian Road."
Light and shadow flowed, and the figures of Xuanzang's master and apprentice began to appear on the screen.
It's just that apart from the four of them, there was one more Bai Jingjing.
At this time, Sun Wukong was arguing with Bai Jingjing about her going to stay.
Sun Wukong: "I told you not to follow, why are you still following us, woman?"
Bai Jingjing: "What do you mean I follow you, is this road your home?"
Sun Wukong: "Whatever you say, anyway, you are not allowed to follow my old grandson, women are not welcome in our pilgrimage group!"
Bai Jingjing: "You, you, you are sexist, you!"
Before the two quarreled, Turan dropped a moonlight box from the sky.
Several people were very excited to see the Moonlight Treasure Box, and immediately put aside their disputes and discussed how to use the treasure box.
In the end, everyone agreed that each of them would use the treasure box to go back to the past, change a part of their dark history, and then come back to meet again.
Such a novel and interesting setting made the audience feel refreshed, and they all looked forward to it, wanting to see what regrets the four masters and apprentices have to make up for.
This skit is one of the few pure original works in this evening, and the quality is quite good, the jokes are dense, and the final ending is quite meaningful, so it was directly selected by Mu You into the final list (bbfd).
Zhu Bajie took the lead in using the treasure box, and resolutely returned to the day when he molested Chang'é, changing this period of history, but in the end, he violated the rules of heaven again for other reasons. Into Samsara again by Jade Emperor.
During this process, the interaction between Bajie from the future and the immortals made the audience burst into laughter frequently, and the atmosphere was not worse than the previous time of selling abductees.
Afterwards Drifting Monk and Xiao Bailong also went back to the past one by one, changing the incident that caused them to be demoted.
When it was Sun Wukong's turn, he went straight back to the day when he made a big fuss at Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, turned Heavenly Court upside down again, and then escaped from Tathagata's palm without being crushed by the Five Elements down the mountain.
In the process of laughing, the audience finally understood the difficulties of several apprentices.
But unexpectedly, no matter whether it is Bajie Drifting Monk or Sun Wukong, even if they changed the history, they still met Xuanzang by accident due to various details, and were finally persuaded by him to follow him on the journey again. I have learned the way.
From this, the masters and apprentices understood that it was their innate mission to learn scriptures, which could not be changed no matter what era they were in.
Finally it was Bai Jingjing's turn.
She used the treasure box to travel across time and space, and came to the mortal age before she became the White Bone Spirit.
On Lingtai Mt. Fangcun, she met her young self.
The girl was holding a lunch box, hiding behind the woods, secretly watching a Little Monkey dressed as a Taoist priest punching in the distance, but she never dared to approach.
At this time, they were no longer the powerful Great Sage Equal of Heaven and the murderous Mrs. Bone.
But just an ignorant Little Monkey, and a Common girl who just fell in love. They stared at each other, but did not have the courage to approach.
After some emotion, Bai Jingjing imitated the ending of Journey to the West, possessed herself on her young self, generously handed over the meal that she had cooked hundreds of times but never served once, to Little Monkey, and changed her mind at the same time. The fate of two people was changed.
When the background music of "The Love of My Life" sounded. Audiences who were once moved by Journey to the West once again cried for this familiar plot.
Afterwards, Bai Jingjing wiped away her tears and returned to reality, and continued to follow the four masters and apprentices amidst the noise, and embarked on the road to the west.
At the end of the skit, it ends with a poem of "the world is safe and secure, and I will live up to Tathagata and live up to you", which can be regarded as a little bit to make up for the regrets left by the audience when they watched Journey to the West.
This skit was a bit suspected of selling feelings, but in the end it proved that the effect was good, with tears, laughter and emotions. Once it was broadcast, it immediately received good reviews. .