strictlysupreme Chapter 544 Feeding Play
Chapter 544 Feeding Play
Chapter 544 Feeding Play
"Wait a minute, I have objections!"
"Do you have anything to say, Mr. Kobayashi?"
The affectionate drama between the master and the servant was interrupted, and Kureya looked a little unhappy. But she didn't feel unhappy about me interrupting, but she felt unhappy about me secretly bringing Alice out.
"Although it was Her Highness Alice's willful act to sneak out of the palace this time, and you may have been forced to do so, I cannot forgive you! You actually dared to date Her Highness Alice in private... Even I have never dated Her Highness Alice! It is unforgivable!"
Hey, your inner thoughts are exposed.
It seemed reasonable at first, but then it became mixed with personal grudges.
"Ms. Kureya, you misunderstood. This is not a date. We just came out to buy pizza."
"It looks like a date to me!"
This female knight is so troublesome!
Besides, does she think Kobayashi would have the same improper thoughts about the little girl Alice as she does?
What a joke! You’ll be arrested and thrown into jail!
"You... Although I was also wrong for bringing the princess out, Alice is not a bird in a cage. You are over-guarding her. And why are you not allowed to eat commoner food?"
"Don't be ridiculous! Your Highness Alice is a member of the royal family, the most powerful noble family in this kingdom. How can she eat such cheap food?"
"No, no, no, don't be ridiculous. I advise you not to say this in front of civilians, otherwise you will definitely be treated with hostility."
Kureya was obviously dissatisfied with Kobayashi's words, but when she saw Kobayashi pointing at the owner of the pizza shop - the owner had his hands on his waist and glared at him, looking very angry, it proved that Kobayashi was not wrong.
This is understandable. Anyone who is told that the food they sell is inferior will be furious.
The female knight fell silent.
"Also, you know what? Just now Alice bought a pizza and almost spent 300W Eris."
"...What?! Are you saying that Her Highness the Princess was deceived?!"
Kureya suddenly perked up.
His sharp eyes were like knives, stabbing at the pizza shop owner.
The pizza shop owner couldn't stop trembling and quickly explained: "It's just a joke! I was just joking with Princess Alice! Right, Princess Alice!"
There was a pleading look in his eyes.
Her Highness the Princess tugged at the female knight's sleeve and said, "Kureya, just as the boss said, he was just joking with me, not really cheating."
"But Alice took it seriously and really intended to take out 300 million Eris, even mortgaging the diamond bracelet."
"--guest?!"
The pizza shop owner who was killed by Kobayashi cried out in surprise, feeling the increasingly piercing gaze falling on him, and thought to himself that today might be the day of his death.
However, Xiaolin spoke again: "Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to blame the store owner. On the contrary, I think the responsibility lies with you, Kureya."
"I?"
"Yes, you protected Alice too well. As a royal family, you don't have to live the same life as ordinary people, but you must understand their lives. Whether it's habits, culture, food, or even the price of goods, if you can't take all aspects into consideration, how can you be called a qualified royal family? Miss Kureya, you are a failed educator."
"I... am a failed educator?"
Kureya was struck by lightning.
She has always been the guard of Her Royal Highness the Princess. She punishes any scoundrel who wants to offend her, and prohibits anything that does not conform to her status. She performs her duties according to the standards of the royal family and creates a pure land for Her Royal Highness the Princess. She never expected that one day someone would say this, and she couldn't refute it!
"elder brother!"
Alice said coquettishly, and then comforted the depressed female knight: "It's okay, Kureya. I don't mind. I like the days of living with Kureya very much."
"Your Highness..."
"I am very grateful to Kureya. It is because of you that I am safe. Although Kureya often does not allow me to do this or that, I deeply understand that these are all for my own good. So, Kureya... Thank you very much for everything you have done for me."
"Your Highness!!!"
The female knight, with tears in her eyes, hugged the princess to whom she was loyal, and rubbed her face hard against Alice's flat surface... By the way, is she really repenting? Is she taking advantage of the opportunity to make trouble for her?
While Kureya was crying bitterly, Krillin and Alice smiled evilly, as if they had mastered their plan.
That’s right, this is a plan against Kureya.
Kobayashi plays the villain and Alice plays the good guy. The black cop and the white cop work together to achieve the ending that makes Kureya repent.
By the way, the two did not communicate at all, everything was improvised. Alice, who was smart, immediately realized what Kobayashi was up to, and then she cooperated very naturally.
And Lei Yin remained silent throughout.
Poor senior, she was manipulated by the princess and outsiders. Well, there is nothing wrong with it. After all, Senior Kureya has always been very rigid and doesn't know how to adapt. This way, Senior will change. Most importantly, she will not be punished!
however--
Just when Lei Yin felt lucky and relieved, he heard Kureya's low voice.
"Rain, is it you who caused Her Highness Alice to sneak out of the palace?"
The female mage who was questioned shuddered.
"That, that's because..."
"Let's talk about this later. Let's get out of here now."
Before Lei Yin could explain, Xiao Lin interrupted again. He motioned for the two to look at the pizza shop owner behind them, who was at some point announcing the princess's presence here.
"Tsk, this place is too conspicuous, let's talk somewhere else."
The four then left the pizza shop.
Instead of returning to the palace, he came to an open-air cafe, which was the same cafe where Yu Jian Xiangye had treated him a few days ago, and ordered four glasses of juice.
Claire crossed her arms and questioned her junior, "Then...please explain why Lady Alice came to the royal city?"
"I'm so sorry, this is all my fault. The reason why Lady Alice was interested in the city was because I introduced her to the common people's cuisine... If you want to punish me, please punish me."
Lei Yin did not shirk his responsibility.
If you really have to say it, it was indeed her fault, because she was the one who seduced Alice. In the guards' code, such a thing is absolutely not allowed.
Seeing that the junior didn't make any excuses, Kureya said simply: "I understand. I will review your punishment immediately after returning. Before that, you should -"
"Kureya, please wait a moment! I ran out of the palace without permission. Rain did nothing wrong!"
"But what Rein did was like exposing Her Highness Alice to danger. If we forgive this mistake, it would be..."
Seeing that the old-fashioned female knight was very angry, Her Royal Highness the Princess was also having a headache and was thinking about how to change the subject.
...That's right!
Alice, with a light bulb lit above her head, picked up a slice of pizza and brought it to Kureya's mouth.
"Come on, Kureya."
"Lord Alice, what are you doing..."
Looking at the pizza at the corner of her mouth, the female knight was a little confused and didn't understand Her Royal Highness the Princess's intention.
"This is a common dish called pizza." Alice said with a smile: "Kureya, have you ever eaten such delicious food? It is as delicious as the royal dishes eaten during festivals."
"I have eaten it before, but this kind of food eaten by ordinary people is not suitable for Your Highness Alice--"
"Cough cough."
Before she could finish, she heard two light coughs in her ears, and Kureya suddenly woke up.
I had just made the same mistake again, thinking that commoner cuisine was not suitable for Her Highness Alice. But this idea was so deeply rooted that it was impossible to correct it immediately. For a moment, I didn't know what to do.
Alice noticed her embarrassment, chuckled, and picked up a slice of pizza.
“Come on, Kureya, ah——”
"You actually said 'ah' to me and opened your mouth so cutely!"
The female knight fell in love with her instantly. Her cheeks flushed and she looked a little bit unbelievable. Seeing that Kureya was still insisting, Alice continued to seduce her.
"Come on...ah——"
"Ah, ah——"
The female knight took a bite of the pizza, and perhaps she noticed the strange looks from Xiaolin and Lei Yin, so she covered her cheeks in embarrassment.
"How is it? Very delicious, right?"
"Vegetarian, vegetarian..."
I don't know if she had food in her mouth or was too shy, but her words were unclear.
Then, she moaned softly, "From, from the hands of Her Highness Alice... directly... ha... what a happiness... this is...!"
That smile looks happy but is actually abnormal.
Alice also said happily: "Is it so delicious? I knew that Kureya would like it. Have another piece, but relatively speaking, regarding the punishment of Rain..."
"Rain!"
"Yes Yes!"
"…I need to be more careful in the future."
Kureya made a decision that went against the guards and stopped punishing the juniors who exposed Her Highness the Princess to danger.
"Thank you, Kureya! Then I'll have another one...ah——"
"Ouch!"
What responded to her was a bloody mouth. The sky blue color that suddenly appeared in her field of vision not only scared Alice, but also made Claire glare at the person in anger.
“…Aqua?”
Xiao Lin was stunned for a moment after seeing it clearly.
"You were supposed to be a noodle taster, so why are you here?"
"Ah, actually..."
“Aqua! Stop running around! You suddenly rushed out like a hound. Did you find something good?”
Sato Kazuma followed with an impolite sneer, and when he saw Kobayashi, Alice and the two guards, he was obviously stunned.
"Senior Kobayashi? And Alice, why are you here?"
"Come out and eat something."
Xiaolin pointed to the pizza on the table.
Sato Kazuma didn't react when he saw it. He walked forward naturally, took a piece and started eating it with relish. However, the gaze from beside him made him feel a little uncomfortable.
"…Senior Kobayashi, did I steal her food? Why are you glaring at me like a vicious dog?"
"In theory, that's true."
"real or fake?!"
Now, Sato Kazuma didn't know whether to continue eating or not.
On the other hand, Aqua doesn't have such concerns. Even if Kureya is staring at her, the stupid goddess can still eat and drink for free with her thick skin.
Now, she was being fed by Alice, and Xiaolin even saw the dog's tail wagging from her butt.
I'm helpless against such a stupid goddess.
Then, Xiaolin asked, "Sato-kun, why are you here? Are there any difficulties in the development of instant noodles? And where are Darkness, Huihui, and Yunyun?"
"The development of the instant noodles went smoothly, and they were successfully produced in less than half a day. Darkness and the other three are now digesting their food because they ate too much. As for Aqua...she clamored for instant noodles, but after eating one portion, she said it was not tasty, even though I had replicated it successfully."
Sato Kazuma's resentment towards the stupid goddess deepened.
He guessed it wasn't that it tasted bad. If you don't eat instant noodles for a long time, you will feel sick of it after eating a bite. This is a typical case of eating too much noodles.
This is also a common problem among modern people.
But these are all insignificant matters. After all, developing instant noodles to make modern people who have traveled through time like them miss them is just a by-product. Their main customers are still the locals.
"So, how about it?"
"There is good news and bad news. The good news is that the instant noodles were successfully restored. Although there were some technical difficulties, they were finally overcome. The bad news is that there is no way to mass produce it."
Sato Kazuma did not keep the secret and told the current dilemma.
"What's the reason?"
"It's a noodle problem. Generally speaking, instant noodles are a very simple, portable food, so they have very high requirements for storage... To put it simply, it is impossible to freeze-dry instant noodles in a vacuum."
Instant noodles have gone through three eras: the first generation was fried noodles, the second generation was hot air dried noodles, and the third generation was freeze dried noodles. All of these require one step, which is to extract the water from the noodles.
"Can't it be dried?"
"No. If you dry it and then soak it in water, it will just turn into a mess. I know how to make it, but I can't make it the same again."
In short, the technical level is not up to standard. But if we improve the technical level just to sell instant noodles, it would be a waste of time and manpower.
“But there are still some that succeed.”
"Oh?"
Kobayashi was a little surprised to see Sato Kazuma take out a few pieces of flatbreads that were exactly the same as those used today from his bag.
"this is……"
"Although I can't pump out all the water, there are people who can do it."
The two of them looked at the stupid goddess who was being teased like a dog by Alice holding a pizza, and were completely speechless.
"There is a way, but if you want Aqua's help...right?"
"…There's no other way. Just give up."
I immediately made the decision to give up.
Alice noticed something strange and asked curiously, "What's wrong, brother, elder brother?"
"It's okay, Alice. By the way, Sato-kun, let our lovely princess taste some modern cuisine."
"Okay! Come here, princess, this is a one-of-a-kind delicacy! It's a treasure that even 300 million Eris can't buy!"
Sato Kazuma looked a little smug.
Alice nodded seriously and rummaged through her pockets. "I see. It's a one-of-a-kind delicacy, and a rare treasure. It's really worth 300W Eris."
"Just a joke! It's just a joke!"
Sato Kazuma cried out in fear as Kureya's knight sword was pointed at his neck.
(End of this chapter)