strictlysupreme Chapter 546 Buy melon seeds for Aqua
Chapter 546 Buy melon seeds for Aqua
Chapter 546 Buy melon seeds for Aqua
When Kobayashi handed Kureya a bag full of money and told her the whole process of the mission, she was stunned with shock.
I can understand her thoughts.
Who would have thought that the princess, who seemed so weak on the surface, was actually a being with such exaggerated and terrifying strength?
The female knight who has been strong all her life would definitely not be able to accept this, but this has nothing to do with Kobayashi, he has already decided to return to Axel.
Although he felt sorry for Alice and thought it was okay to accompany her all the time, Axel was his base and he couldn't help but go back to see her. Besides, it was easy to come to see Alice. With teleportation magic, he could come to the capital at any time. And... he also left a gift for Alice.
After another banquet, Kobayashi and his companions left the royal capital that evening.
“—Finally I’m back!”
Aqua stretched out her arms and legs and shouted with joy.
I don't understand where she gets so much energy.
I always thought that the stupid goddess didn't care. As long as she was well fed and well served, she could live happily anywhere.
But now it seems that is not the case.
"Ahhh! I'm so tired! Let's go to bed early today. I'm different from you guys. While you guys are eating and drinking to your heart's content and not caring about anything else, I'm really worried about entertaining those nobles!"
Sato Kazuma had the same expression. Compared to the royal capital with many nobles, the countryside was more relaxing. The most important thing was that there was a succubus shop in this town!
Although it was enjoyable to be served in the capital, the strong energy within me could not be expressed... No, it would be better to say that it was precisely because I was served that I aroused more energy.
It’s decided, I’ll go and have fun soon!
...The above is what Kobayashi read from Sato Kazuma's obscene expression.
This guy said he was tired and wanted to take a rest, but in fact he was ready to go to the Succubus Shop to have fun.
The others also yawned and went back to their rooms to rest.
the next day.
Just when Kobayashi and his friends were at a loss as to what to do, the Adventurer's Guild sent a summons. It was the reward for defeating Sylvia, a cadre of the Demon King's Army, and it was a full 3 million Eris!
Defeat Sylvia?
Come to think of it, this happened 20 years ago for Xiaolin. Has so much time passed?
"Senior Xiaolin, why are you so sentimental? Have you reached that age?"
"That may be the case...By the way, Satou-kun, what have you been doing since just now?"
"Just look and you'll know. I'm taking our bounty... Big sister, it's okay, you can let go. I've already got this bag of bounty, it won't fall. I say... Wait! Hey, let go! Asshole, take that hand off! This is my money!"
As they were talking, Sato Kazuma started to wrestle with the employee who was reluctant to let go of the bag.
Miss Luna, what are you doing...
Kobayashi felt helpless about the female counter clerk with big breasts.
At this time, I heard other adventurers talking.
"Xiao Lin has already defeated four Demon King Army leaders. At first I was worried that they would be defeated soon, but I didn't expect them to be so successful now."
"Yes, yes. In the past, when Xiaolin hunted giant toads, he couldn't even afford the transportation fee. Now, he's a successful adventurer and a part-time tycoon. It's really unpredictable."
Hey, hey, hey, you actually dare to speak to me as a senior, you're quite courageous.
But that's right.
Looking back on those years of hard work, I feel extremely satisfied with what I have now.
“Kazuma isn’t bad either. I’ve always known that he’s a man who will show some ability when necessary.”
"This is the unpredictable nature of life."
“Indeed. Kazuma is really amazing. His profession is known as the weakest adventurer, and his equipment is not that great, but he can still fight against the Demon King’s army. It’s amazing!”
Even Sato Kazuma was flattered. His expression softened, and he looked very pleased.
The two looked at each other.
"Hey, it's not like you to say something like that. Why are you suddenly saying something nice?"
"Really? You are so smooth-talking. In this case, I can only treat you to the most expensive bubble wine."
Upon hearing these words, the guild cheered loudly.
“Ohhhhhhhhhh!!! Mr. Kazuma is so handsome!”
"Mr. Kazuma is awesome! Marry me and support me forever!"
"Mr. Xiaolin, aren't you married? I'm sure you'll be satisfied with my curvy figure!"
"Yo, Axel's No. 1 upstart!"
Even though they were all flattering, Xiao Lin felt that they were more like being sarcastic, saying things like "you're a nouveau riche", "you're just lucky", "you rely on your looks to gather powerful companions..." and other unpleasant words, which made Xiao Lin and the others very unhappy.
There are obviously many advantages.
In order not to worry the rest of the team, Kobayashi said the bill would be paid tomorrow, then returned to the mansion to tell Aqua and the others about it.
Then the team's extravagant days began.
Sato Kazuma and Aqua go to restaurants in town every day to try high-end food, give pretentious reviews that they think are very professional but are actually nonsense, and rate them.
In a nice way, Axel also wants to have his own Michelin restaurant.
Kobayashi discussed the matter of prank toys with Vanir, and he could also take this opportunity to start construction of the dungeon he had always dreamed of.
"Hey, you're back, Senior Kobayashi."
"Sato-kun, Aqua. Where did you two go to enjoy delicious food again?"
“Listen to me, Kobayashi! Kazuma and I just went to eat steak…”
The three of them happened to meet at the door. Aqua enthusiastically talked to Kobayashi about the taste of the high-quality steak they had eaten today. Sato Kazuma also supplemented it and ranked it in his mind.
These two guys are too relaxed! Even I’m not enjoying it that much!
Xiao Lin curled his lips in dissatisfaction.
I understand that you can eat high-end food anytime you want, but seeing how lazy they are, I suddenly feel unbalanced for some reason.
And when the door is opened with laughter and chatter——
"We're back..."
"That's enough! You're such a perverted Crusader! Look, you wanted this, right? How long do you want to endure this? Hurry up and say you surrender so that you can use this!"
“I won’t give in to that! I will continue like this, no matter if it’s one hour or two hours, for the sake of my dignity as a Crusader… Ah——!”
A high-pitched voice followed.
What came into view was Darkness lying on the floor of the entrance, wrapped tightly in a quilt. And Megumin was squatting in front of Darkness, shaking an ice cube in front of her eyes.
Both of their cheeks were flushed red, and Darkness was even breathing heavily.
As for Youyou, she huddled in the corner and shivered. She covered her eyes with her hands as if she couldn't bear to see such an exciting scene, but her ten fingers spread out showed that she was also very curious about this matter.
The woman committed a crime in front of her eyes?
What the hell is this Paly?
After exchanging glances with the three of them, Aqua gently closed the door.
"Misunderstanding! Please listen to me, this is a misunderstanding!"
At this moment, Huihui suddenly opened the door.
The little Loli rushed out in panic.
Sato Kazuma said calmly, "No, no, no, that's not necessary. Really, I understand. We will have dinner outside today and come back later, you two can continue. Otherwise, we can just find a place to stay overnight."
“It’s okay, Megumin. Homosexuality is recognized in the Axis Church. Do you need blessing magic?” Aqua said with a holy face.
"I told you it was all a misunderstanding!!!"
Huihui desperately pulled at their arms.
Kobayashi walked into the somewhat stuffy mansion and played with the sweaty Darkness wrapped in a quilt with his fingers, causing goose bumps to appear on the body of the perverted female knight in the heat.
Liu Zi said respectfully, “I didn’t expect that Lady Huihui actually has this talent, but your method is still a bit superficial and you haven’t grasped the essence of it. If you don’t mind, I can give you some pointers later. Of course, Lady Darkness will be the target, and I think she will definitely be happy with it.”
"Well, I didn't expect that there would be another shame attack at this time... But just being seen by you in such a shameful state is not enough to make me surrender! Also, please, tonight, Liu Zi."
"Yes, I understand."
“Shut up, Darkness. You’re making things worse! And Liu Zi, it’s not what you think!”
The little girl is about to cry.
She was apparently quite Dues-like just now, but now she is so flustered.
“This isn’t a special game. Darkness is practicing for the Patience Tournament and asked me to help her. Darkness seems to be the champion of the Patience Tournament that’s held every summer in this town.”
"Ohhh, champion? I feel a little disappointed but also relieved."
“…What on earth are you fantasizing about, pervert Kazuma!”
After being scolded by Huihui, Sato Kazuma looked a little strange. Maybe the scene just now was too shocking, which made him feel a little different.
"Hey! Stop imagining nonsense!"
"I, I, I, I'm not imagining anything!"
"Then don't look away!"
The two started to quarrel.
“Now that you’re back, it’s time to wrap this up. With Megumin’s help, I found that my resistance to heat has improved because my level is higher than last year. It looks like I’ll definitely win the championship this year. Xiaolin, excuse me, help me untie this.”
Darkness squirmed like a caterpillar.
Kobayashi didn't move, but just looked down at her, and Liu Zi behind him did the same.
"X-Xiaolin?"
"Ms. Liu Zi, I heard that you are good at training, but I have never asked for your advice. Why not take this opportunity to show it to me?"
“As you command, Master Kobayashi. I will make sure that I can’t stop toying with Master Darkness.”
The female knight's cheeks flushed at the words of the master and servant.
"Ugh! Kill, kill me!"
Darkness began to struggle, and for the first time, she spoke words that sounded more like a female knight.
Eh, is it your first time?
"My immobile and hot body is being played with like this... It's great!"
“As expected of you, Lord Darkness, your choice of words is also vulgar. It seems that you are also very talented in Duem. Don’t worry, I will apply all 201 ways of playing stored in my memory to you, and I will definitely satisfy all your desires.”
The more venomous Liu Zi was, the more excited Darkness became.
Then, before she got crazy, Kobayashi asked Liuzi to take her to take a bath.
It would be fine if you could just start the night's fun.
Aqua sat barefoot on the sofa, hugging her legs. “Really? I don’t know where the graceful Darkness from the capital has gone. I went to the cemetery in this town last night and purified the lost souls. I really hope she can learn from me who contributes to society every day.”
Clearly, he had completely forgotten about the agreement with Wiz to purify the cemetery regularly, and only rushed to purify it when he heard that there were more and more pranks by ghosts recently.
How dare you say that you contribute to society?
Ha, it’s so funny.
"By the way, Aqua."
Sato Kazuma pointed at the stupid goddess' thighs. No, to be precise, it was the blanket on her thighs with an egg on it.
"This, you bought it, didn't you?"
"Yes! Did you finally notice it?! This is a dragon egg!"
"Dragon Egg?!" x3
Sato Kazuma, Huihui, and Yunyun exclaimed in amazement.
"When I was alone at home, a salesman who had heard about our achievements came to my house and said that it was an honor to meet you! I have been looking for super adventurers like you who can fight the Demon King's army head-on! I have a treasured item that I really want to give to you who are brave enough to fight the Demon King's army! ... He also said that if we want to fight the Demon King's army in the future, we will need at least one dragon as a familiar, and I think that's right."
Aqua didn't notice Sato Kazuma's wrinkled face and his smug look.
"Listen up, everyone! Dragon eggs are supposed to be very hard to come by. Even if they appear on the market, they will be bought by the rich or the nobles first. In this case, someone came to ask us to buy them, so how can we not buy them? It's a dragon, a dragon! You are excited too!"
Honestly, I'd be lying if I wasn't excited.
But the more I listened to this matter, the more suspicious it seemed.
Heard about our exploits?
What's going on? It always sounds very suspicious.
Sato Kazuma always felt that this set of rhetoric was the same as that of the door-to-door salesmen he had encountered before.
"How much did that egg cost you?"
"Listen to me, he actually said that I can just exchange it for all the money I have! Dragon eggs are worth hundreds of millions, no matter how cheap they are, so why did he sell them to me so cheaply? I asked him this, and he said that he hoped that this dragon would not be raised by nobles and rich people as a means of showing off their wealth, but be well trained by powerful adventurers so that it would come in handy in the future decisive battle with the Demon King!"
“…So you bought it?”
"So I bought it and even thought of a name for it. The child's name is Kingsford Jertman. And, since I'm the one raising this child, he will one day become the emperor of the dragon clan. So, when you call this child, just call him Jertman."
Aqua held her hatching egg in her palm and shone a soft light on it.
Sato Kazuma felt dizzy.
This egg is still an egg no matter how you look at it.
"Senior Xiaolin..."
"Ah."
He confirmed with Xiaolin, and after getting a response from his senior, he suddenly had an idea in his mind.
“… Kazuma? I say, Kazuma, why are you looking at me with such sorrow and sympathy on your face? Shouldn’t you be expressing envy? I bought a dragon egg. This is a dragon egg! Be a little more excited, be a little more jealous of me! Otherwise, when Emperor Zell hatches, I’ll force you to ride it and act like a dragon rider. Wait, wait… why are you getting more and more sorrowful the more you talk? Your expression is so weird!”
"It's okay, Aqua. Just do as you wish. Please live your life as you wish. After all... it's not you who's wrong, it's the world."
"Why are you so gentle? That's disgusting!"
Sato Kazuma decided to comfort Aqua with the attitude of caring for someone who was deceived, and decided that no eggs would appear on the table for the next month. If the stupid goddess came to her senses one day, the mansion would definitely be in chaos.
So before the eggs hatch, such a situation must be avoided!
(End of this chapter)