strictlysupreme Chapter 751 Lolita Alliance
Chapter 751 Lolita Alliance
Chapter 751 Lolita Alliance
"Yeah, hurry up and let it spit you out!"
Megumin and Aqua shouted anxiously.
However, Darkness was unwilling to do so. She said with an unsatisfied look, “Wow, at least I can be swallowed one more time… But this guy wants to spit me out. Damn it!”
"Ah, I see… you're pretty hard after all."
Xiaolin figured out the reason.
"what?"
"Because you're too hard, the giant toad doesn't want to eat you...so it wants to spit you out."
"What are you talking about! I'm not wearing any armor!"
"So what I'm saying is that your body is very hard!"
"Eh?"
Darkness was dumbfounded. She stared at Xiaolin blankly, as if she had not expected to get this answer. However, Xiaolin would not let her go. He deliberately grinned and said:
"Or does it taste weird?"
“It tastes weird!?”
“No, probably both. A woman with a hard body and a strange smell, Darkness.”
"Well!"
Darkness groaned, then panted, “Huhu, as expected of Xiaolin, you can mock me in this situation. I didn’t expect it, but I’m a little hurt…”
No matter what, she is still a woman, and it must be uncomfortable for her to be told that she has a hard body.
“But this feeling of unwillingness is also good!”
This guy is totally hopeless.
Xiao Lin shook his hands and said, "Okay, it's almost time to defeat it."
"Yes."
"Ha... I really shouldn't have come."
Huihui and Aqua seemed unable to bear it either, and then the giant toad was easily killed by him in seconds.
Return to the guild.
There was not much reward for this mission to defeat the giant toad, but everyone had the responsibility to maintain the town environment, so Xiaolin and his friends still did it. The price was that they had no money, and the deadline was approaching.
OK OK.
Are there any good tasks?
Xiaolin stood in front of the guild's task board, trying to find a better task that was suitable for the team, and try not to find a task that was too weird.
"Ah, Mr. Kobayashi, it happens that you are here."
"What's up?"
The one who called him was Luna, the guild's counter girl, with an embarrassed look on her face.
"what happened?"
"In fact, the guild has many tasks assigned to you right now, and this matter has caused quite a stir."
"Hmm? Why did you choose me?"
Xiaolin was very strange.
Although he is very powerful, there are almost no difficult tasks in the Novice Village. Compared with high-priced adventurers like him, other adventurers have more favorable offers, not to mention that there are many more.
Luna shook her head and said, "I heard that Mr. Kobayashi can make amazing clothes. This has spread to many places. Since he can make such amazing clothes, let's ask him to make one - so there are many commissions and orders."
So that's how it is...
Do you think you can make novel clothes, so other people want to try it too?
Luna asked cautiously, "What do you think, Mr. Kobayashi? Of course, it's a job after all, and there will be corresponding rewards if it is completed."
"If there's compensation, I'll accept it." Xiao Lin nodded, and under her excited gaze, he said, "But I can't possibly complete all the commissions, so I have to make that clear in advance."
Of course, Xiaolin also thought about making money from this.
It was just that there were no good sales channels and customers at that time, so he gave up. Now that the sales channels have been opened up and some people want to give it a try, how could he not take the opportunity to make a fortune?
If we can use the money we earn to fill the gaps in the nobles' budget, that would be a great help.
Luna nodded excitedly.
"Okay, that's no problem!"
But what Kobayashi didn't expect was that there were quite a lot of types of commissions, and he couldn't understand why they were all women's clothing.
Since it is work, we still have to ensure a minimum level of quality.
Well, you can ask them to try it on and confirm it.
But soon, Kobayashi encountered another problem. Although he accepted the commission, he did not have the formula for the clothes.
Tsk.
If I regret it now, I'd feel so bad.
Xiao Lin was like stinky silver, stuck there, neither going up nor down.
Looking around helplessly, I suddenly saw a familiar figure wearing a decent suit and a mask on his head.
"Hmm? It's rare to see Vanir in a tavern."
Xiaolin muttered.
Suddenly, Vanir saw him, walked over quickly and handed him a piece of paper.
"What is this?"
Open it and take a look.
The densely packed materials are dazzling.
Xiao Lin quickly realized: Could this be the formula for clothes, and the formula for all the clothes that were just commissioned! ?
Just as he was shocked, he found that this guy left without saying a word.
It feels really scary.
The Lord of Hell seemed to see through everything. Would he be eaten alive by him?
Xiaolin has a headache.
But now he was in a dilemma and had no reason to refuse, so he could only put it away.
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"I said, Xiaolin, carry me... I can't walk a step..."
"No, I'm tired too."
Kobayashi rejected the stupid goddess's rude request with a tired look on his face.
A day's work.
Kobayashi, exhausted both physically and mentally, felt like he was about to burn out.
“Ahhh, I can’t stand it anymore!” Aqua yelled, “My legs are as hard as sticks! Don’t you feel guilty about letting the goddess suffer like this, Kobayashi?!”
"No, not at all."
Xiaolin sighed deeply.
At this time, someone in front greeted them.
"Hey, you two, what are you doing standing in the middle of the road?"
"You are very conspicuous? Of course, you have always been like this."
Xiaolin slowly raised his head and looked at the two people who were talking to them.
"What? It's Dust and Chiss."
"Wow, your face is as gray as a dead person, are you that tired?"
"yes……"
Dust was shocked by his reaction, then said this with some sympathy. Xiaolin sighed deeply and agreed with him.
"I feel a little sorry for you."
Qis also spread his hands and said, "If I had been entangled by that perverted noble, I would have lost the feeling of living."
"Hmm?" Xiao Lin raised his eyebrows and asked curiously, "Why, do you know the noble who is nitpicking about us?"
"Of course I know. That person is super famous."
“But it’s a bad reputation.”
Dust and Chis said this in unison.
"Wow……"
Aqua groaned.
It was clear how much the other party had gone too far for Dust to say that he had a bad reputation.
Xiao Lin asked: "I want to ask you, what kind of person is that nobleman?"
Although he knew that Sato Kazuma had connections with the nobles, he had never actually come into contact with them. Even now, Sena was acting as a bridge, so he was very interested in the notorious noble.
"Well, to sum it up in one sentence, it's a collection of desires."
"As long as it's something he wants, he will get it no matter what means he uses."
Dust and Chiss both looked gloomy and disgusted.
It turned out to be the case.
Is he a rubbish noble like the original lord Eldap? At first, Kobayashi thought Sato Kazuma made a lot of money and had a good impression of him.
"A famous example is the Slate Incident."
slate?
Xiao Lin raised his eyebrows, he realized that something was wrong.
Dust casually said, "It was probably a few years ago. It seems that they were using special stone slabs to squeeze others."
"Ah, that." Chis nodded and said, "It seems that the owner of the slate was executed. I don't know what the hidden reason is, but it's really unreasonable."
"……Really?"
Xiaolin twitched the corner of his mouth.
Chis patted his shoulder sympathetically and said, "But Xiaolin, you are really something. Last time, the little loli incident was the same. You always get involved in trouble."
"Hey, wait a minute!" Xiao Lin interrupted immediately, "What's going on with the little loli incident?"
He had no idea that he was involved in other incidents.
Instead, Chis asked curiously, "What? You don't know yet? I heard that the child has been acting strangely lately. Ah, no, I should say he was always strange, but it's gotten worse recently."
"Please explain in detail!"
"It seems that as soon as he sees someone, he persuades them to join..."
"Persuade? Persuade what?"
Xiaolin felt a little uneasy about his words.
Chis also scratched his head and said, "Well, actually, the people who were persuaded don't want to talk about the specific content."
What? That's suspicious...
What he said was vague, and Xiaolin didn't know whether to believe it or not, and he didn't want to say the specific content. What was going on?
Just when Xiaolin didn't believe it, Aqua suddenly said, "Xiaolin, that may be related to the curse. Have you forgotten that someone in the team is cursed?"
Ok?
Chis suddenly interrupted, "Ah, I've heard about the curse too, after all, you're always getting into trouble. But, I really want to see what the curse looks like in Xiaolin, after all, it's a collection of desires."
"How annoying! I don't want to be told that!"
Xiaolin rolled his eyes in annoyance.
Dust shrugged and said, "Forget it. If you have any trouble, just come to me and I will help you as much as possible. Of course, except for borrowing money."
"No need. I never expected anything from you."
“That’s too much!”
Dust yelled.
Seeing this, Chis waved his hand and said, "Then you better try your best, and don't force yourself."
What do you mean don't force yourself?
If I don't work harder, I might die.
"I say, Xiaolin."
Aqua tugged at Kobayashi's clothes and said, "What Megumin said she wanted to do before was persuasion, right?"
"I don't know...what does that guy want to do?"
Xiaolin scratched his head in distress.
He only had a vague idea of what Huihui wanted to do. After all, she wasn't going to create some weird church and ask people to join it. That would be too weird.
"Ah, Mr. Kobayashi!"
At this time, from the end of the street, Youyou came stumbling over, with an anxious look on her face, as if something big had happened.
"Hmm? Youyou, what's wrong?"
"Help! Help me!"
The first thing she opened her mouth was to ask for help.
Xiaolin scratched his head and asked, "What happened this time? I think it has something to do with Huihui."
After all, the two of them have always been sticky.
Yunyun nodded and said, “Yes, Huihui persuaded me to join some strange alliance, which bothered me.”
induce?
Is this the one that Duster and the others were talking about just now?
Aqua then asked: "Youyou, what is that alliance?"
"After all, since Youyou was invited, it must be related to the explosion magic." Kobayashi said casually.
"it's not like that!"
"……Eh?"
Seeing Xiaolin's dumbfounded expression, Youyou nodded seriously and said, "That's right. If you are an ally of Explosion Magic, it's understandable that you would look for me. But, but, it's weird. After all, my breasts are big."
This kid, what nonsense is he talking about all of a sudden...
Xiaolin was also confused by her.
"Um...excuse me, what's wrong with your breasts?"
"So, my breasts are big, which is weird!"
"Is it weird that Youyou has big breasts?"
"No! It's weird that I'm trying to persuade someone with big breasts!"
"Persuade the big-breasted Yoyo?"
The more she talked, the more confusing it became. What did this have to do with Youyou and the big-breasted Youyou?
"Yes! Seduce me with big breasts!"
Youyou puffed out her exaggerated chest.
Kobayashi's attention was unconsciously drawn over, and then Aqua covered his eyes.
"That guy over there, harassment is not good."
"It's not harassment! I'm just confirming!"
Although he said that, his voice gradually became weaker and he didn't look guilty.
Under the disgusted gaze of the stupid goddess, Xiaolin immediately changed the subject and said, "So, Huihui wants to persuade the big-breasted Yunyun to join a strange alliance, right?"
"It seems that it has not been fully established yet, but the name is the Lolita Alliance."
Youyou nodded seriously.
Lolita?
I see. People with big breasts are definitely not meant to be friends.
Youyou explained: "The main purpose is to raise the status of girly body types and provide a platform for enthusiasts to communicate."
"Did that little Loli really spread Loli thinking?" Kobayashi curled the corner of his mouth.
I have a headache. A really bad headache.
Youyou spoke again: "I obviously don't fit the purpose of that alliance at all, so it's very strange to invite me."
"Yeah." Xiaolin looked at her chest and said, "That Huihui girl must be planning something weird. Oh no, we have to stop her quickly!"
"Who are you saying is planning something weird?!"
“Megumin!?”
From behind, Huihui's voice was heard, and Yunyun was startled when she saw her.
The little girl walked over quickly. She nodded and said, "I've been looking for you for a long time, Youyou. I didn't expect Xiaolin to be here too! This is... fate!"
"Fate, you are just a coincidence!"
Xiao Lin rolled his eyes in annoyance, and then accused her: "From what Youyou said just now, Lolita Alliance, right? What weird things are you planning?"
"I'm not planning anything weird. I just want Youyou to help promote my Lolita Alliance."
"Looking for Youyou who doesn't conform to the purpose of the alliance?"
"That's why it doesn't match!"
Huihui suddenly yelled, and she said such a explosive statement: "Big breasts are such a useless thing, I will use Youyou as a negative material and let the whole world know about this!"
(End of this chapter)