strictlysupreme Chapter 799 Working Goddess 7
Chapter 799 Working Goddess 7
Chapter 799 Working Goddess 7
When he saw the button, Xiaolin was too tired to complain.
What happened before is still fresh in my mind, and I can already predict what will happen next.
Aqua asked stupidly, "Anyway, do you want to press it and see?"
"You knew it was a trap, but you still jumped into it, right?" Xiao Lin rolled his eyes in annoyance and said, "I'll go somewhere else to investigate and see if there are any other things around. You must not touch the switch, absolutely."
He kept using words to confirm, telling this stupid goddess not to act recklessly. If she really dared to touch that quick gate, Kobayashi would definitely leave her here and ignore her.
Under the continuous threats, Aqua also realized the seriousness of the problem. She nodded and said seriously: "Well, of course I know. Just trust me a little more."
"I just don't believe you, that's why I keep explaining it." Xiao Lin sighed helplessly. The stupid goddess is the type who only remembers to eat but not to be punished, so Xiao Lin keeps repeating it. If it were someone else, he wouldn't need to do this.
"I'll tell you. After all, we're old friends. I know what to do at this time."
"……what?"
"I press."
“——Ahhh! What are you doing!?”
As soon as Aqua finished speaking, she pressed the weird button without hesitation, leaving Kobayashi no time to react. She was clearly told not to press it randomly, but she still pressed it without hesitation, which really made it difficult to understand her train of thought.
However, Aqua was slightly surprised and said, "Hey, you were just pretending, weren't you?"
"what?"
"I know this extent. We have such a good relationship."
“You big idiot—”
Kobayashi couldn't help but roar and shout. At the same time, the whole cave began to shake violently. Aqua staggered unsteadily with a frightened look on her face.
"What, the rumbling?"
“I really hope that a man shouting freedom will appear here right now and start the rumbling, you hopeless idiot goddess!”
And just as he was roaring, suddenly many arrows shot out from the darkness and landed in front of the stupid goddess.
“Aaaaaaa——”
Aqua quickly dodged and hid behind Xiaolin, crying, "Xiaolin, there are arrows! There are so many arrows!"
"Damn it!" Xiao Lin gritted his teeth and shouted unhappily, "If you don't want to die, run as fast as you can!"
After saying that, he turned around and ran away.
It was revenge on her. It was all because of this guy randomly pressing strange buttons. She was clearly told not to do this, but this guy still did it. I really don't understand what she was thinking. Simply, just leave her like this and run away.
“Wait a minute!”
Seeing Kobayashi turning around and running, Aqua chased after him, shouting in panic, and then countless javelin-like things fell down, making a loud sound of breaking through the air.
"Xiao-Xiao Lin, this time it's from above! A gun fell from above!"
"Never mind, just run as fast as you can!"
Xiaolin ran quickly without stopping.
“Ah…ah…ahh ...
Aqua also howled and chased after them.
Xiao Lin looked at the stupid goddess who was yelling and screaming beside him, and cursed: "You guy, you really can't feel comfortable unless you do something, right!?"
"I thought you were pretending, I didn't know!" Aqua blamed Xiaolin in return, "Besides, why didn't you stop me in that situation? It's all your fault, Xiaolin!"
"How could you be faking it in this situation? Also, don't blame me for everything, you stupid goddess!"
Kobayashi yelled at the stupid goddess next to him.
“Even if you say so… eh!?” Aqua paused suddenly, then shouted, “Nooooooooooooooo!”
"What's wrong? Is it a fall? "
Aqua's legs were dangling in the air, her hands grasping the edge, she was screaming and crying with tears in her eyes, her body constantly shaking, and it looked like she would fall if she wasn't careful.
"I'm going to fall, I'm going to fall! Help me, ah ah ah!"
Her arms were clasped tightly around the edge.
I was still able to hold on to this side, but I didn't expect it to be so stubborn at this time...
Seeing Kobayashi's tangled expression, Aqua cried and shouted, "Ahhh, my hand! My hand hurts! Mr. Kobayashi, please pull me up quickly!"
"I'll be here to help you right away, just wait a moment!"
"Mr. Kobayashi, hurry up! He's going to fall, he's going to fall!"
Kobayashi grabbed her wrist, but Aqua's body suddenly became extremely heavy. She seemed to have lost the motivation to move forward. Her whole body continued to fall down, and gravity quietly enveloped her whole body.
“I can’t take it anymore… My hands have… have reached their limit…! Ahhhh, I can’t take it anymore! Ahhhh——”
I don’t know if there was something pulling her down. Even Kobayashi couldn’t pull her up. It was really puzzling.
Aqua fell into the cave screaming.
“Waaaaaa——”
"Aqua!"
Kobayashi's face changed, but before he could make any move, he found that the entire cave was shaking violently again, and the earth was shaking as if someone was pushing the cave from outside.
"Hey, hey, hey, it's the rumbling again...what is it this time——"
Suddenly, a crack appeared under Kobayashi's feet, and then a huge suction force came at a speed that he could not react to, and he was sucked into the cave in the blink of an eye.
"Wow------"
----
“Hmm…Hmm…?”
I don't know where I fell to. It's dark and quiet. But I didn't hear Eris's voice, so he shouldn't be dead yet. Maybe he fell into the trap in the cave like Aqua. But how deep did he fall? It's too dark to see clearly, even with the Five Visions. Now I can only wait for my eyes to get used to it.
Well, let's take a look at the extent of my injuries first...
Yes, my hands and feet still feel healthy, and there is no pain anywhere in my body. Just my head hurts a little. I can't help but sigh that I actually have good luck.
However, no matter how lucky the panel numbers are, the reality is that...
Why do such messed up things happen whenever I'm with Aqua?
Every time, every time, I get involved in strange things, and most of them are troublesome problems that one person cannot solve!
Well, since we've been together the longest, it's not impossible for me to help her.
Even so, he had to learn to be more self-aware, otherwise his future life...
Yes, I have to stay with that guy from now on...
Xiao Lin covered his forehead in pain. The more he thought about it, the more upset he became. He always felt that his future was doomed to fail.
"Come to think of it, is Aqua okay? I hope she's not injured. If anything happens to her, I won't be able to sleep well."
I couldn't help but sigh.
But there is no need to worry, that girl is a goddess, even if her luck is extremely bad, she will not really get hurt. Xiaolin has great confidence in her and believes that this will be the case.
Gradually, the Five Visions' omnipotent ability was successfully activated, and Kobayashi was able to clearly see the surrounding scenery in the dark, and then he saw Aqua's stupid face.
"stare----"
"Ok?"
"stare----"
"Hey!"
After a brief moment of daze, Kobayashi suddenly woke up and his body tensed up involuntarily.
"Ah, you're awake." Aqua asked with a smile, "How are you feeling? Are you feeling unwell?"
"Well... apart from a slight headache, there's nothing wrong."
"Really? That's great."
The silly goddess laughed. She was so beautiful even in the dark dungeon.
"I say, what's going on now?"
Xiaolin looked around.
He found himself lying on Aqua's thighs, in a knee-pillow position.
The sweet fragrance emanating from the girl made him feel a little moved. Even though Aqua's clothes were tattered, there was no dirt or stench.
As expected of the goddess of water, she always smells clean.
In addition, the white skin revealed through the tattered clothes also makes people feel a little moved.
"Isn't it clear what's going on?" Aqua said as a matter of course: "I'm healing your wound, Xiaolin. Look, I'm still healing now."
"Hey, am I hurt!?"
Turning around, I found that there was indeed light in Aqua's hands, and as she said, she was healing Kobayashi's injuries.
"Of course." The stupid goddess said curiously, "How can you be okay after falling from such a high place? You should be very grateful that I am here, otherwise Xiaolin, you would be dead."
"...I see. I understand the situation." Xiaolin nodded. It seemed that he would not be safe with his physical condition. "However, I am only grateful for your treatment for me. Thank you, Aqua."
"It's okay to thank me more." Aqua said with a smile, "From now on, you can call me Aqua-sama, and offer me prayers and tributes every day."
This guy takes advantage of her just by praising her a little.
"Hey, don't push your luck."
"Oh my, is it really okay to say this to your savior, and use this tone?"
"I say, isn't the fundamental reason for this happening because you ignored my advice and forcibly pressed the switch?"
Xiaolin said this with some impatience.
After all, it was her fault this time. If it weren't for the stupid goddess's recklessness, they wouldn't have triggered the trap, let alone fallen into such a cave.
"…I say, Mr. Kobayashi."
"what happened?"
"It's useless to dwell on the past. What's important is the present and the future, isn't it?"
"You guy..."
Her words seemed to wipe out all the mistakes she had made in the past, even though this guy was an unforgivable sinner. Not only that, he was also thinking about getting a better reward.
"Alright, alright." Aqua touched Xiaolin's head and said with a smile, "Since I've given you a lap pillow as a benefit, please don't pursue unimportant matters, okay?"
"It's not unimportant. What is a knee pillow?"
"Because it's the most convenient way to treat the head."
Kobayashi wanted to get up, but the stupid goddess pressed him down forcefully, and he experienced the soft touch of her thighs again.
"Ah, be patient and don't move." Aqua said with a gentle smile: "The first monster has fallen, and it will take some time to recover."
"… Falling or something, this is no longer an injury level."
Xiaolin complained slightly.
I didn't expect that I would become like this. Did I accidentally hit something hard when I was falling? Otherwise, with such a strong physique, my head shouldn't have collapsed.
Aqua smiled smugly and said, "So didn't I tell you that if I wasn't here, you would have died."
"Oh, really?" Xiaolin waved his hand.
I was very grateful, but it was impossible for me to praise her, so I decided not to say a word.
"Compared to this~" Aqua raised the corners of her mouth, revealing a smirk and said, "I heard everything that Xiaolin said to himself."
Ah... Could it be that I made a sound just now?
"Oh my, Mr. Kobayashi, you really think of me like this? Is this what they call a tsundere? You also have unexpectedly cute sides."
"No, no, who is the tsundere!!!"
Xiaolin quickly denied it.
However, Aqua's teasing smile made his voice gradually fade away. Then the stupid goddess gently hugged Xiaolin's head and whispered in his ear: "There is no need to deceive yourself, devout believer, Xiaolin. I am Aqua, the goddess of water. Even if you are considered a hopeless scum, I will accept you with open arms."
"Hey!"
Although what this guy said was very touching, he was actually belittling Kobayashi and calling him a scumbag. Besides, was she sure she wasn't wrong? It was obviously Sato Kazuma who was the scumbag.
"You must be joking." Xiao Lin rolled his eyes in annoyance and said, "Who are you, a devout believer? Don't compare me with those people with mental problems!"
"What do you think of my lovely believers?"
“That’s what I wanted to say. Do you know how much psychological trauma my teammates and I have suffered because of the Axis Cult?”
“Darkness is enjoying it, isn’t she?”
"Don't confuse me with that pervert."
Kobayashi rolled his eyes slightly. That girl was a completely perverted female knight, the kind of person who would get extremely excited even when being insulted. If he were like that, the world would be over.
"Alas..." Aqua sighed heavily and said, "It is a sin to have no self-awareness."
"W-What do you mean?"
“Who was the person who was peeping at Darkness who had just gotten out of the bath with obscene eyes?”
"Varied--!?"
“Also, peeking under the skirt of Megumin who was taking a nap—”
"No, no! That's because a bug got into my skirt!"
Xiaolin argued loudly.
(End of this chapter)