strictlysupreme Chapter 840 The Last Daily Life 20
Chapter 840 The Last Daily Life 20
Chapter 840 The Last Daily Life 20
Then——
While Lynn was busy eliminating the monsters that were running over, Aqua said tiredly, "I'm hungry. Can we eat first?"
"We haven't dealt with the undead yet!" Lynn stared at the stupid goddess who was yelling about being hungry, and said in disbelief, "How can you still be in the mood to yell about being hungry!"
"But……!"
Aqua wanted to say something else, but Lynn was too busy to pay attention to her and kept using magic.
"Shock wave! Shock wave! Shock wave!"
"Ah! Hoohoo! Come on! Stronger!"
"We'll be surrounded at this rate...~!"
After seeing Darkness taking all of her magic, Lynn said with some fear that not only had she not defeated any of the surrounding undead, but more and more of them were surrounding them, and there was no way to solve the problem now!
“Let’s retreat!” Huihui shouted at this time: “As long as the enemy chases you outside the dungeon, my explosion magic will be used!”
"But it's not that easy to escape out of the city, right?"
Lynn was also very distressed. After all, their retreat route to the dungeon was also blocked by numerous undead monsters, leaving no room for escape.
But Darkness stood up again and shouted, “Leave it to me. I will protect our escaping companions… This is the fun of being a Crusader!”
“It’s my duty, right?” Lynn felt something was wrong with Darkness’ words, but she just thought that she had said the wrong thing by mistake. “Please, please! Let’s go outside quickly, quickly!”
At this point, she could only trust Darkness, so she quickly called Aqua and Huihui and followed Darkness to the dungeon entrance. With Darkness leading the way, all the undead were indeed stopped, but she always felt that the other party was deliberately going into the undead... Maybe it was an illusion, so she shouldn't think too much about it.
“I can see the light outside!”
Aqua saw the light ahead and pointed her finger forward with a happy look on her face. Are they finally going to escape? Lynn's eyes were solemn at this time, and she said loudly: "Meihui! Prepare the explosion magic--"
"I can't bear it anymore, I want to release!"
"Wait! It's too early--"
They hadn't escaped from the dungeon yet, but Huihui could no longer endure it. She completely ignored Lynn's warning and released her explosive magic at the large number of undead monsters behind her.
"Explosion————"
Because it was instantaneous, there was a loud bang and a powerful explosion spread out in front, affecting the entire dungeon, including Lynn.
Lynn let out a mournful scream.
On the other side, Xiaolin was waiting for them to come back at home, until they came back in the evening, covered in dust.
"Oh - you're back, are you okay?"
"…Have you recovered from your cold?"
"Yeah, I've recovered completely after a day's sleep. As for you guys..."
Xiaolin seemed to know what was going on.
Huihui said happily, “I can release wonderful explosion magic today. I am so happy…”
“Retreat warfare is great. As long as I fall, my companions will be attacked by the enemy... Carrying this heavy pressure and bearing all the attacks on my own... It’s great! I really hope I can do it again.” Darkness seems to have accidentally developed a new habit.
Aqua was relatively normal. She said happily, "We barely reached our target number today, and I can get the reward of a bubble drink!"
Only Lynn looked at the three jubilant problem children, then looked at Xiaolin and said bitterly, "Alas... It's even more tiring than going on a mission with Dust. I seem to understand why Dust didn't want to be in the same team with them in the first place."
"Oh, oh...thank you for your hard work."
Seeing this girl, Xiao Lin seemed to understand why she was so tired. There must have been a lot of stupid things that happened during this mission that made her feel headache-splitting.
Lynn looked at Xiaolin with some admiration and said, "Xiaolin, you are really amazing. Do you have to suffer this kind of hardship every time you complete a mission? If it were me, I would have wanted to quit the team a long time ago..."
When Lynn thought about how Xiaolin always had to take on missions with these three problem children, she respected him more than before.
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this day.
Dust had just returned from a mission when he saw a staggering figure on the street, whistling as he walked.
"That's... I see. That's quite an unnatural whistle. Haha, it must be what I thought--"
He had a wicked grin on his face and walked quickly towards the person in front of him, patted him on the shoulder and greeted him loudly.
"Oh, it's Xiaolin after all!"
"Waaaaah! It's Dust, don't scare me!"
After seeing the person coming, Kobayashi let out a long sigh. You know, he had to avoid Aqua and the other problem children, and also avoided Ryuzi to get out. If he was discovered, he didn't know how he would be treated.
However, Dust smiled evilly and said, "It was just a scare for you. I think you must be planning to go there, right?"
As expected of Duster, he discovered it right away, but how could Xiaolin admit it? He quickly said, "What are you talking about? I don't understand."
"Don't play dumb, you have something on your mind, right?" Duster didn't believe that. He pointed it out, "I know you've been peeking into the alley since just now."
"Ahem, your thoughts are really filthy!" Xiao Lin coughed and said righteously: "I just paid a fee to a certain store. Accepting the service is a normal price. I didn't do anything bad at all!"
"How can you speak so confidently...?!"
Even a scum like Dust was shocked by Kobayashi's shamelessness, but he quickly nodded in approval, with an expression that said he was worthy of being my friend.
“No, I should say this is the man I like… Come, take a look at this…!”
He pulled out something about the size of a check from the lining of his clothes.
"What, what is that...!?" Xiaolin's eyes widened in surprise when he saw it, and he said in disbelief: "Could it be that this is the legendary free invitation ticket to the Succubus Shop...!?"
"You're so excited, really..." Dust was also a little scared, but he quickly calmed down and said, "How about I sell you this coupon at 80% off the normal price? This way you can get a bargain and I can make money... Isn't it a good suggestion?"
"I'll take it at a 50% discount."
"Thirty percent off!"
"40% off!" Xiao Lin did not choose to give in. He looked down at Dust and said, "Isn't this a very reasonable price?"
“35% off!” Dust lowered his head and begged Xiaolin, saying loudly: “Please, the money I borrowed from Lynn has been used up, and now my wallet is very tight!!”
"You actually borrowed money from your teammates. You are such a scumbag..." Xiaolin glanced at Dust with disgust, and sighed slightly: "Forget it, although I have no right to blame others."
I thought about it.
"I understand. I'll just give in." Xiao Lin took out his wallet and said, "30% off. I don't want to create a grudge before I enjoy myself. Is that okay?"
"You are indeed Xiaolin!" Dust snapped his fingers and pushed Xiaolin towards the alley. "Come on, now that we have decided... let's go!"
"Yes, let's go...to the infinitely vast distance!"
Xiaolin also looked serious.
If you didn't know, you would think that the two were discussing some important life events, but they just wanted to go to the succubus shop to have fun.
"excuse me--"
Pushing open the door of the Succubus Shop, the two of them seemed to have arrived at a holy land. They were extremely cautious, fearing that they would damage something and be refused reception by the other party.
"Hehehe..." The waitress at the Succubus Shop couldn't help but chuckle when she saw them like this. After all, they always kept quiet. She greeted them and said, "Thank you both for visiting our shop. Please write down the dream you want on this questionnaire! ~"
"Okay, okay..."
The big sister in the Succubus shop was really powerful. She just flirted with the two men, but their legs started to go limp.
"No matter how many times that woman sees it, she always praises it..."
Dust said this in a scumbag way.
He liked the older sister more, but unfortunately, this succubus shop was very simple and the older sister would not do anything excessive.
"You haven't learned your lesson and you're here again, you two fearless fellows!"
Suddenly, someone said this in their ears.
"Take advantage of the moment to worry. I'll go downstairs and wait for you—"
"Ah, it's overalls."
Xiaolin looked at the tailor walking away.
"Hell? It should be heaven, right?" Dust sneered at what the guy said, and then urged Xiaolin who was in a daze, "Come on, let's fill in the questionnaire quickly!"
"Hmm..." Xiaolin nodded, "What kind of dream should I have? Come up with the best scene...!"
Xiaolin fell into delusion, and then suddenly screamed, scaring Duster. He looked at Xiaolin beside him as if he had thought of something, and asked, "You seem to have a good idea, Xiaolin?"
"Yeah... How about this scenario?" Xiaolin grinned, "A one-night stand with your first love that never came to fruition! ... or something like that?"
"Oh, very tempting...!" Duster also seemed very interested. He stroked his chin and said, "Women from the past... I really didn't expect that."
"Right?"
"I've been to this store several times. When I think about it carefully, I feel that I've been blinded by the desire in front of me every time... first love, first love..."
Dust had a nostalgic look on his face.
Speaking of his first love, it was the princess. If he were to fantasize about her now, wouldn't it be...
"Woo!"
"Hey, Xiaolin!" Duster looked at Xiaolin beside him and said in surprise: "You look like a soldier who is about to die."
"Don't make me laugh so hard, Dust. Do you have the right to criticize others?" Xiao Lin also pointed at him and laughed at him, unwilling to admit defeat: "Look, the smile on your face is frozen. Is it because it's your first love that you find it difficult to talk about it?"
"What did you say……!?"
Dust was slightly angry, and Kobayashi was not to be outdone. But just when the two were about to quarrel, the older sister waitress at the Succubus Shop intervened, seeming to sense that something was wrong with the atmosphere.
"Um... the two guests over there, have you made your decision?"
"…Sorry, we haven't decided yet."
"I think you two shouldn't think too much. Don't worry about the shackles of reality. Just fill in the form according to your expectations. After all, this is just a dream... Don't be patient, okay?"
The eldest sister of the Succubus Palace said such a scripture.
“Oh oh oh… oh oh oh——!” Duster suddenly howled like a ghost. He shouted, “Neither of us should look back at the cruel reality of the past!”
"What a coincidence, Dust, I was thinking the same thing just now!"
Kobayashi said the same thing.
"Damn it! Reality, be damned!"
"Don't worry about that! There are things here that are more important than memories!"
"Big sister from the Succubus shop! Anyway, I'll use this coupon today!"
Duster handed the voucher to the elder sister, who smiled when she saw it. "Would you like to use the service voucher? Hehe, thank you both for coming all the time."
Then he looked down at the voucher and said in surprise, "Oh... this voucher is only good for a one-hour treatment."
"Is there any problem with that?" Xiao Lin asked in confusion.
"That's not a problem..." The waitress at the Succubus Shop said with a slightly charming expression, "But for a treatment lasting more than two hours, you'll have more time to do this and that."
“Th-Things like that…?”
Duster subconsciously wanted to take out his already empty purse, but Xiaolin grabbed his wrist.
"Wait, Dust!" Xiao Lin said seriously, "If we pay the normal fee now, the one-hour service ticket will be wasted--"
"It's an embarrassing and seductive scene that any man would want to experience once..."
The big sister of the Succubus shop said this charmingly.
Duster said somewhat awkwardly: "But I'm almost out of money..."
"I finally started to do something happy, but I woke up from the dream... You don't want this to happen, do you?" The big sister of the succubus shop continued to seduce: "How about it, what do you two think?"
"Two hours of treatment... No, three hours of treatment! Please!" X2
The two said this in unison.
(End of this chapter)