strictlysupreme Chapter 248 The Licking Dog Is By My Side
Chapter 248 The Licking Dog Is By My Side
When they arrived at the school, Jin Lei gathered everyone together.
After this event, everyone's relationship has become much closer, including the Tiger King, who has become very in tune with everyone.
At this time, Jin Lei sent the screenshot to everyone with a speechless expression, and then summoned the Tiger King: "Please help me persuade Brother Tiger, his big brain has been stolen by a bad woman."
When everyone saw the screenshot, they almost died of joy: "I guess, you are not a tiger king, you are a licking dog!"
"Wrong, even if you spend more than 100,000 to lick a dog, you won't be able to eat together. It's a pure ATM!"
"My evaluation is that he is a pure clown."
Tiger King: "Fortunately you are scolding me and not her..."
Everyone was instantly silenced by it: "And you, my friend, you are the real clown. Even the boiling sheep have to burn incense for you."
Badou patted the tiger's head: "Others playing a clown requires constant speculation, careful thinking, repeated practice, control of details, and meticulous observation... But you, as long as you open your eyes, you will be untouchable by them. The pinnacle of performance.”
The Tiger King threw the wine bottle angrily: "Bleach!"
"What's wrong with me licking a girl? At least she is real! Some people even lick the Two-Spined Ape Paper Man! Why don't you tell them!"
Everyone was happy: "You are right, but you should work hard to make money now. Send more red envelopes and maybe she will come out next time!"
I don’t know who it was, but played the clown ditty:
"I know you are the most important person in my world
I know you, I can't live without your heartbeat
I know you, I can’t live without your smile~
I know you
you are the best to me
I know, I’ve always known~”
The Tiger King was angry: "You know - you know the Bull Demon!"
As it spoke, it looked forward to it: "Maybe this is her test for me? Maybe she will agree soon?!"
Jin Lei couldn't bear to look at it: "Brother Hu, don't be like this. If you continue like this, if you play poker, Wang Zha will come out as soon as your ID card falls out!"
"yes!"
Chen Ming also patted its head: "It's not good to lick anyone. Are you going to lick a girl? You have to know that women's hearts are made of vagina. The more you lick it, the harder it gets. If you lick it for a long time, it will spit at you." Water."
Everyone: "..."
Badou: "It's rough words but not rough reasoning. There's nothing wrong with what Brother Chen said."
"If nothing else, if you don't do gambling or drugs for one hundred thousand dollars, how long will you be able to live freely? You can even cut off your legs like my father did!"
Everyone: "Are you talking rudely but not rudely?"
Seeing the Tiger King looking so dejected, Chen Ming had another big killer weapon and decided not to use it against him.
Although, it was such a coincidence that this was what Kayn called him to complain about a few days ago——
"That woman didn't say anything serious and kept wasting my time by mumbling. Is there something wrong with her?"
And the object of his complaints was the goddess that the Tiger King couldn't bear to lick.
Kaiyin also sent a screenshot to Chen Ming.
Kayn's avatar is a selfie of himself looking cool, while the opponent's avatar is a white-haired animal-eared lolita, which is exactly what the demon king looks like after transforming into a baby.
The two of them pretend to be cool and act cute, and they look like they are both talented and good-looking, a match made in heaven.
However, the fact is...
[I passed your friend verification request, now we can start chatting]
[It’s a Luo Li: Hello, is this little brother Kai Yin? 】
[I am the most handsome man in the world: Yes. Who are you? 】
[It’s a Luo Li: I’m Luo Li. Brother, you are so handsome, especially in your dark gold craze outfit for the recent performance. 】
[I am the most handsome man in the world: Oh. 】
[It’s a Luo Li: But you haven’t broadcast live for a long time. I still want to watch your live broadcast. Will you still live broadcast in the future? 】
[I am the most handsome man in the world: Oh. 】
[It’s a Luo Li: Actually... I like you very much. Can I ask you out to dinner? 】
[I am the most handsome man in the world: Oh. 】
[I am the most handsome man in the world withdrew a message. 】
[I am the most handsome man in the world: No. 】
[It’s a Luo Li: Ah...why? (＞﹏＜.)～】
[It’s a Luo Li: Is it really not possible? 】
[I am the most handsome man in the world: You are so annoying. 】
[It’s a Luo Li:? 】
[I am the most handsome man in the world: You? Where is your horse? Do you have something? 】
[It’s a Luo Li: take a selfie.jpg]
[It’s a Luo Li: Can’t you do it now? Cute.jpg]
[I am the most handsome man in the world: You are so ugly. If you have something to say, don't post photos if nothing else happens. 】
[It’s a Luo Li: Wuwu ┭┮﹏┭┮ You scolded me...]
[I am the most handsome man in the world: If you talk like this in front of me, I will not only scold you but also beat you. 】
[It’s a Luo Li:. . . . . 】
[I am the most handsome man in the world:? 】
[I am the most handsome man in the world: Where are you ovulating? 】
[I am the most handsome man in the world: looking for trouble when nothing happens. You are so annoying. 】
[It’s a Luo Li:? 】(red exclamation mark)
[The other party has turned on friend verification, but you are not their friend yet. Please verify with friends before chatting. 】
"..."
Chen Ming looked at the Tiger King who was reduced to a licking dog and burst into tears, and then recalled Kayin's irritable voice at that time.
We cannot help but feel how different the world is.
"It's stupid to be a licking dog."
…
"Wuwu, Jiajia, please forgive me, I don't dare to do it anymore, wuwu..."
As soon as Chen Ming returned to the dormitory, he found Croton twisted like a maggot on the bed, and his WeChat message was filled with green messages, typing and texting to beg for forgiveness.
Chen Ming was shocked, the clown is actually next to me? !
"A few days ago we were dealing with the Tiger King's licking dog together, and today you have turned into a licking dog yourself?!"
Badou burst into tears: "Brother Ming, I'm not a licker! Jiajia and I truly love each other!"
Chen Ming: "Every licking dog says this, and the Tiger King also said that others are testing him."
Under Chen Ming's questioning, Badou told his story.
…
After winning the championship, Croton felt very proud.
On this day, while walking on campus, a soft voice suddenly came from behind me: "Excuse me, are you Senior Badou?"
Croton turned around and saw that the person coming was a cute school girl.
The schoolgirl's hair was slightly fluttering, and her fair and delicate face was tinged with blush under the morning light, which made her look particularly bright and moving.
Croton's heart moved at that time, and he immediately said: "I am!"
"Wow!" The junior girl's eyes were filled with stars: "I actually saw a real person! Senior, you are so awesome at winning the championship!"
Badou smiled evilly: "Then do you want to listen to my journey to win the championship?"
"Yeah!" The school girl nodded heavily, cute and cute.
Croton narrowed his eyes. He lit a cigarette and talked about the past: "It was a long journey..."
At this moment, the discipline inspection teacher came over: "Classmate, smoking is prohibited on campus. Which class are you in? Write your name, the cigarettes will be confiscated, and three points will be deducted from your quality points."
croton:"......"