strictlysupreme Chapter 251 Extra Chapter: Croton (Part 1)
Chapter 251 Extra Chapter: Croton (Part 1)
"It's over, it's over! Why did you accidentally play until eight o'clock!"
Badou, who was in the second grade of elementary school, slipped out of the Xiaohei Internet Cafe and looked at the darkness outside, feeling extremely panicked.
Not only did he skip class and go to the Internet cafe, but he also played until eight o'clock. His parents were not allowed to rip off his skin after he returned? !
Badou began to evaluate in his mind, is it possible to say that he went to study among his classmates to get through?
But what if they call a classmate’s home to ask for verification? !
The more Badou thought about it, the more he panicked, and the more he panicked and thought about it, and before he knew it, he reached home.
At that time, the Ba family had not yet made a fortune and lived in a big villa, but lived in a dilapidated old community.
After hesitating in front of the rusty iron gate for a long time, Croton carefully inserted the key and opened the door.
The lights in the house are brightly lit, and three dishes and one soup are neatly placed on the dining table.
It can be seen that the parents have already eaten, but they did not take away the food, but waited for Croton.
Ba's father and Ba's mother sat aside, waiting for him for a long time.
Ba Mu said warmly: "Doudou, haven't you eaten yet? Let's eat first."
Badou sat down to eat with an uneasy feeling. He was relieved to see that his parents didn't mention him skipping school and going to the Internet cafe for a long time.
Children eat a lot, not to mention that Croton has been hungry for a long time.
Soon, three large bowls of rice were eaten.
Ba Mu asked: "Are you full?"
Father Ba said, "How about another bowl?"
Croton then had another bowl. After eating, I put down my bowl and let out a sigh of relief.
Father Ba asked: "Are you full now?"
Croton nodded: "I'm full!"
Father and mother nodded, locked the door, and went to look for a hanger and a stick: "It's best if you're full. The skin is strong and it's easy to fight."
croton:"....?!!"
Croton: "Mom and Dad, please listen to my explanation!"
Soon, the sound of ghosts crying and wolves howling came from Badou's house.
Badou tried to be tough: "I went to study at my classmate's house!"
Father Ba sneered: "I watched you walk into the Internet cafe today!"
At this time, Croton remembered that he had indeed seen a figure who looked like his father from behind!
So he shouted: "Mom, although I went to the Internet cafe, when I turned on the phone and came out to pee, I saw my father chatting with a scantily clad woman on the street, and then left with her!"
Father Ba: "?!"
Ba’s father: “Honey, listen to my explanation!”
Soon, the second sound of ghosts crying and wolves howling came from Badou's house.
Ba Mu was furious: "I think you don't want to live this life!"
Ba's father was also furious: "That's enough! Let's get divorced!"
Three minutes later.
The father and son, wearing single clothes and kneeling on the washboard in the cold wind, stared at each other with big eyes.
Croton: "O.o?"
Father Ba: "o.O?"
Father Ba complained: "What are you talking about? Nezha has three heads and six arms, but you have one head and two arms!"
Croton frowned: "I'm telling the truth! You're a prostitute and you won't let me tell you?"
Father Ba: "Go, go, go. You're a kid, what do you know? I'm doing a special secret mission! That's hooking up! Not whoring!"
Badou sneered: "Although I am only in second grade now, my thinking is at the level of a third grader. I can chat with fourth graders and know many fifth graders, so it is not an exaggeration to call me a sixth grader. Can you Can you fool me?"
Ba's father: "You are talking about nonsense. I am too lazy to pay attention to you."
He muttered: "No wonder when your mother was pregnant with you, your relatives and friends all touched your mother's belly and said, 'Congratulations,' but no one held my dick and said, 'Well done.' It's true that I gave birth to you." I didn’t do it right.”
Croton: "Give me twenty yuan and I will forgive you."
Father Ba: "What's the point of asking for 20 yuan? If you want it, you need 200,000 yuan!"
Croton: "Then I want two hundred thousand."
Father Ba: “No money.”
Croton: "Why are you bragging if you don't have money?"
The bachelor said: "I don't have twenty yuan either. But if I say no two hundred thousand, it definitely sounds better than not having twenty yuan."
"...."
After a while, Croton, who was wearing only single clothes and feeling a little cold in the cold wind, sniffled.
Father Ba asked thoughtfully: "Is it cold, old man?"
Badou nodded, knowing that the next step would be a touching scene where the father took off his only single piece of clothing to keep his son warm.
As a result, Father Ba said happily: "I'm not cold. I'll freeze you to death for talking nonsense, you little son of a bitch."
Badou was furious and picked up the broom beside him: "How can a man live in heaven and earth and live in depression for a long time! You old thief, suffer death!"
When he said this, his eyes wandered wildly.
Ba's father immediately understood the code and synchronized with Ba Dou's eyes. Then he stood up in panic and dodge: "You brat murdered your own father!" (Well done, old man, just follow this rhythm and follow me!)
Croton: "Where to run? Look at the sword!" (Bring two pieces of clothing, it's freezing.)
Father Ba, who picked up the clothes from the sofa, ran to the door and opened it: "B, the child is not being treated lightly or harshly! It hurts like hell!" (Bring it with you, come on!)
Croton: "Ah ah ah ah ah ah!!" (Coming, coming!)
As the father and son sang in harmony, Ba Mu's roar came from the room: "Go back and kneel down!"
"..."
The father and son, who failed to escape, returned to the same place and knelt down again.
Badou complained: "It's all your fault for being so vain. In ordinary people, how can a man not be the master of the house?"
Ba's father chuckled: "Doesn't this mean that your father and I are extraordinary?"
the next day.
"Yesterday, my wife and I had a fight. I regretted it afterwards. I thought I shouldn't have made her angry, so I wanted to buy her a necklace to comfort her. But I didn't know how long I should buy it. So at night, my wife slept While she was doing it, I secretly put a rope around her neck to measure it..."
Father Ba rubbed his hands and looked nervous.
Policeman: "Keep talking, I'm listening."
croton:"......"
…
After a period of time.
Ba's father brought home a long-haired dog: "Old man, haven't you always wanted to have a dog? Dad brought one back for you."
Badou looked at the dirty long-haired dog: "Which garbage dump was it picked out from?"
Ba's father chuckled: "You don't understand this, it will look better if you cut your hair!"
After that, the two took the dog downstairs and came to the barber shop.
The barber frowned: "We are here to cut people's hair, not dogs! Please respect my profession!"
Ba’s father: “Can you cut it for a hundred dollars?”
Barber: "That's totally oj8k!"
Ba's father then handed over one hundred yuan.
Watching the barber trimming the dog's hair, Ba's father couldn't help but murmured: "Really, it only costs fifteen yuan to cut a person's hair, but one hundred yuan to cut a dog's hair?"
The barber chuckled: "Humans and dogs are different."
Father Ba: "A dog head is more expensive than a human head?"
Barber: "Do you dare a dog to eat shit?"
Father Ba: "What if I dare?"
Barber: "Then I'll give you a haircut for a hundred dollars."
Ba's father: "......"
Half an hour later, the barber let out a sigh of relief: "After cutting it, let's call it a day!"
Ba's father saw the long-haired dog turning into a hairless dog and was furious: "Do you consider this hair trimming?! Damn it, please give me your money back!"
Barber: “The hair is gone, so why doesn’t it count as a haircut?”
Father Ba raised his fist as big as a sandbag: "Then does it count as a beating if I punch you?"
After a moment of silence, the barber respectfully handed back the hundred-dollar bill: "Please walk slowly. Pay attention to safety on the road."
When he got home, Ba’s father said, “Old man, do you know why dad gave you a dog today?”
Croton: "Because you just picked it up today."
"..."
"That's one of them."
Father Ba said happily: "The more important reason is that dad is going out for a trip. As long as he can come back, let alone twenty yuan, dad will have as many as two hundred thousand yuan as you want!"
Badou was confused: "Now you are bragging and don't even draft a draft?"
Father Ba laughed and said, "Forget it, I can't explain it to a young boy like you. Anyway, just wait for dad to get rich and bring you and your mom to enjoy the happiness!"