What to do if you have too many golden fingers? Walk sideways!

Chapter 475 General of the Universe

Four years later.

Chaoxi Palace.

Two chubby, chubby little balls wearing yellow dinosaur overalls were rolling back and forth around a big globe.

One of the little dumplings said in a baby voice:

"Potato, the master said that I have the potential to be a general. When I grow up, I will take up arms and conquer all these territories!"

The little potato looked at him like a grown-up:

"Sweet potato, I've told you so many times to call me brother! Also, don't you see that all the territories on Earth are flying the flag of Fengyi Country? Mother and father have already conquered the whole world, it's not your turn."

Sweet potato frowned:

"Really? Mother and father are so mean! They don't even leave any territory for me!"

As he spoke, he was so upset that his heart was dropping.

Potato said disdainfully:

"You want to be a general? Forget it, I will make you a constable!"

Sweet potato still had golden beans on its chubby face. When he heard what Potato said, he asked hurriedly:

"What is a constable? Is he as powerful as a general?"

Potato thought about it:

"Yeah, that's about the same. We all carry guns to catch bad guys anyway."

Sweet potato immediately smiled:

"Okay, then I'll be a constable!"

Wu Dajiang happened to be passing by here. When he heard what Digua said, he came over, picked him up and held him high:

"What's there for a constable to do? Our little prince is born with amazing martial arts skills. It's a waste of his talent to catch a petty thief!"

Sweet Potato chuckled when he was lifted up, and then he thought about his future career development and asked with wide eyes:

"Uncle Dajiang, what am I going to do when I grow up?"

Wu Dajiang didn't know what the two kids were talking about, so he said:

"Of course I want to be a majestic general!"

After saying that, he put the sweet potato down and tried to pick up the potato and lift it up high. The potato took a step back in disgust.

"Uncle Dajiang, I'm four years old, not a three-year-old kid. Don't play such childish games!"

The sweet potato next to him burst into tears.

"Without territory for me to conquer, I can't be a general, wow..."

Wu Dajiang was startled and quickly squatted down to comfort her.

But no matter whether he gave her a lollipop or held her up high, Sweet Potato wouldn't buy it and kept crying with tears and snot all over her little face, which was so heartbreaking.

Gu Xi heard Digu crying and came out.

"Sweet potato, why are you crying? Did the potato bully you again?"

Potato rolled his eyes:

"Mom, when have I ever bullied him? He is just a crybaby."

Gu Xi gently wiped away Digua's tears and snot, and coaxed:

"Be good, don't cry."

Sweet potato cried and said:

"Mother... I... can't be... a great general... You and father have conquered all the territory... There is no more territory left for me to conquer on earth... wow wow..."

Gu Xi coaxed:

"Who said there's no territory for you to conquer? How big is the Earth? When our sweet potato grows up, he will definitely be more capable than mom and dad. You can go conquer the universe!"

Sweet potato sobbed:

"What is the universe?"

Gu Xi pointed to the sky.

"See? The sun during the day, the stars and the moon at night. That's the universe. It's much bigger than the Earth! Chu Digua, accept my decree. I'll make you the Great General of the Universe!"

Sweet potato burst into laughter again:

"I accept your command and thank you! Oh, I am the great general of the universe!"

Gu Xi breathed a sigh of relief, having finally coaxed this crybaby into submission. Otherwise, when the two mothers came over, their darlings would be heartbroken for a long time again.

Potato suddenly said with a serious expression:

"Mother, my brother and I are a prince and a great general respectively. Don't you think that the names Potato and Sweet Potato are too childish?"

Gu Xi pinched Potato's little face:

"Look at you, you look so serious. What's wrong with the name? Isn't it cute? And down-to-earth."

Potato still had a straight face:

"It's obviously you and Dad who are lazy and don't want to think of a name. I can write more than 2,000 characters now. When I learn all the characters, I will definitely change the name to a decent and elegant one!"

The sweet potato grabs the potato's hand:

"Potato, I want to change my name too. I want something more impressive. Please help me choose one!"

Potato glared at him:

"Call brother!"

Sweet Potato Milk shouted:

"elder brother!"

Potato's expression eased slightly.

"Okay, from now on you call me brother every day. When I learn all the characters, I will give you a name."

Gu Xi shrugged:

"Okay, call me whatever you like."

The two of them started playing with the globe again. Potato pointed at the words on the globe and said to Sweet Potato:

"See? This is called Asia, it's where we are. This is Europe, and my grandfather is over there..."

When it comes to the education of his two children, Gu Xi adopts a laissez-faire approach since they are still young anyway.

But Potato is very intelligent and has a photographic memory. He started to learn at the age of three and completed the primary school curriculum at the age of four. He is now studying in secondary school.

As for Digu, he would fall asleep as soon as he started reading and could not recognize a single big word. However, he was very interested in learning martial arts and was a natural martial artist. Although he was young, he was extremely strong and could even knock down ordinary guards.

Seeing Gu Xi return to the room, Potato pulled Sweet Potato down and squatted, hiding behind the globe, and whispered:

"Sweet potato, have you discovered that mother has a secret?"

Sweet potato has bright eyes:

"What secret?"

Potato said:

"I don't know what the secret is, but sometimes mother secretly changes things and disappears with father."

Sweet potato's voice became louder in surprise:

"Really? Then can you ask mother to conjure up a gun for me?"

Potato puts his index finger to his mouth:

“Shh, keep your voice down. Mother and father are hiding it from us. We have to find out on our own.”

The two little ones tiptoed towards Gu Xi's bedroom.

When I reached the door, I heard Gu Xi talking to Chu Zhao.

Gu Xi: "Lin Xiaoxuan and Lin Yuxue finally got married. They are getting married tomorrow. Should we bring potatoes and sweet potatoes to the wedding?"

Chu Zhao: "Forget it. These two brats are always making trouble. If we can't keep an eye on them, they might get lost again."

In fact, Chu Zhao was mainly worried.

Ever since Gu Xi saved the earth, there have been constant assassinations from the modern side trying to assassinate Gu Xi, but they were all killed in return.

That bunch of ungrateful people were not convinced that Gu Xi had been the master of the earth for a long time.

Gu Xi had never intended to be the Earth Goddess who could command the world, but several assassination attempts angered her, and she had to do it.

The two sons are still young and cannot venture into the dangers of the modern world.

Gu Xi said: "Okay then, I'll take the gifts away once the warehouse has prepared them."

The two little dumplings left on tiptoe again.

As they walked away, Potato rolled his eyes and said:

"Sweet potato, let's go to the warehouse!"

Sweet Potato: "What are you going to do in the warehouse?"

Potato: "Mom and Dad don't want to take us out to play because we're making trouble. Humph, we're going to go anyway! We'll hide in the gift box and give them a surprise!"

Sweet potato nodded repeatedly:

"Great!"