Fantasy: The Second Miss Said She Was Ordinary

Chapter 660 It's too hard to hold back laughter

Tutu choked, muttering under his breath, "Of course you're not... I am..."

But I finally felt a sense of relief.

Qin Youyou smiled slightly.

She gestured around the scorching sun spirit: "What I want is a few of your tail feathers. The tail feathers are the longest and most heat-resistant on your body."

"Not too many are needed. Just insert them in a 360-degree circle around this essence of the blazing sun."

Baldy was struck dumb, so much so that he forgot to flap his wings and almost fell off the sky!

"Tail...tail feathers?!" His voice cracked. "If I pluck out my tail feathers, won't I become a naked phoenix?! How am I supposed to face anyone after that?!"

Qin Youyou thought this was no problem at all: "It's a small matter! Didn't I make you a whole tuxedo last time? Wear it! I guarantee there won't be a single flaw!"

Baldy was so angry he almost vomited blood: "That's what I wore when I was in human form! I'm in my true form now! My true form! Have you ever seen a phoenix wearing suit pants with its butt sticking out?!"

"You'll see it soon..." Qin Youyou muttered softly.

"No way! I'd rather die than wear that! It's too damaging to my image!" Baldy shook his head like a rattle-drum, his attitude resolute.

There are hundreds of thousands, even millions, of people watching; he has a sense of shame.

Seeing that force wouldn't work, Qin Youyou immediately changed tactics, patiently persuading, "Don't be so stubborn~ Think about it, this is a great sacrifice you're making to save the world. Besides,"

She changed the subject, "Didn't I make you a pair of floral shorts before? If you don't like dress pants, you can wear those! They're so lively!"

"No! Wear it!" Baldy gritted his teeth.

That was the past. He used to be so afraid of her that he had no choice but to give in.

But after spending these past few years together, he knew that as long as it didn't violate his principles, he could still try to fight for it! He, Baldy, was no longer the little phoenix who would throw away his dignity to survive!

"The phoenix will grow." He held his head high, striving to uphold his dignity as a phoenix. "I must defend my tail feathers!"

"Oh, if you really don't want to wear it, I respect your decision," Qin Youyou said, expressing her understanding.

Baldy was overjoyed. Did his owner promise not to pluck his tail hair anymore?

The next moment, he felt a sharp pain in his buttocks!

A precious golden crow feather was plucked off.

"Who! Who pulled my tail hair!" Baldy immediately bristled.

The master sat on his back without moving. Who dared to attack him?

He gave an angry "chirp," turned his head, and saw his mother, the Primordial Golden Phoenix reborn from the ashes, with a tail feather of his in her long beak, her face saying, "It's me, you brat, what are you going to do about it?"

Baldy's arrogant demeanor immediately deflated.

I feel wronged and upset.

The ancient golden phoenix gave its tail feathers to Qin Youyou, then looked at Tutu with a loving expression: "Child, you did a great job. For the sake of the world, you are a brave little man."

"Really?" The grievance in Baldy's eyes immediately disappeared, replaced by a glimmer of light.

Taigu Jinfeng looked at him lovingly: "Of course, my little man."

Baldy was overjoyed, his mouth opening and closing repeatedly. Ah, Mother, for the first time, praised him!

Tears welled up in his phoenix eyes. He immediately turned his head and ripped off all ten of his remaining tail feathers.

"Master, here you go, it's all yours!"

Qin Youyou: "...Thank you for your hard work."

Taigu Jinfeng nodded in satisfaction, her face showing a look of admiration for her child, and gently reminded him, "Little man, you should wear your underwear."

"Understood!" Baldy, as if injected with chicken blood, immediately put on his suit pants, puffed out his chest with great pride.

Qin Youyou took the eleven golden tail feathers, still warm from their bare body, and with a resolute air of "sacrificing oneself for the cause," and couldn't help but chuckle and shake her head.

Profound laws flowed from her fingertips, like the most skillful craftsman planting long, beautiful tail feathers with precision and order around the scorching, unstable essence of the blazing sun.

The moment the base of the feather touched the essence, it was immediately ignited, burning with pure and intense golden flames. However, it was firmly bound by the divine power contained within the feather itself, forming pillars of stable burning light that gently and firmly enveloped the entire essence of the blazing sun at its center.

"With phoenix feathers as its core, drawing upon the spirit of the blazing sun," Qin Youyou held up the "new sun" she had temporarily modified, her voice clear and melodious, "shining upon the universe, eternally unending—go!"

With a gentle push of her arm, the "new sun" burning with golden flames transformed into a streak of light, rising slowly into the sky and flying precisely towards the core of the celestial dome where the original sun disc had been!

"Om-"

It was as if a comfortable hum was emanating from the heavens and earth.

The brand-new sun hovered steadily, and then—

boom!

An incredibly warm, bright yet gentle golden light, like a mother's hand, instantly and tenderly spread across the entire world! Darkness was completely dispelled, the temperature rose, and everything seemed to stretch out in this light, radiating new life!

"The sun! The sun is shining again!"

"It's so warm... even more comfortable than before, warm but not hot!"

"It was the creator god and the divine bird that saved the sun!"

"Wow... That's great..."

On the ground, the elation of surviving the disaster and the overwhelming gratitude overwhelmed everyone.

They gazed up at the new sun, radiating a steady, warm light, and were so moved that tears welled in their eyes; they almost knelt down in worship.

However, this profound sense of awe and solemnity was suddenly put to a severe test when many people with excellent eyesight or the ability to detect things subconsciously turned their gaze to one of the sun's "heroes"—Black Phoenix Bald.

High in the sky, there was a majestic black phoenix...

Where there should have been a magnificent, long tail feather, now there is nothing but a phoenix buttock that looks a bit round, even a bit... comical, wrapped in tight black trousers.

He seemed oblivious to this, and even tried to stand tall and proud in order to match this historic moment, attempting to show his heroic demeanor as a "savior of the world".

The way he was trying so hard to pose with his shapely buttocks created an indescribable contrast with the majestic and awe-inspiring Creator God beside him, and the still noble Primordial Golden Phoenix.

"puff……"

Someone couldn't help but let out a very faint laugh, then quickly covered their mouth tightly, their shoulders shaking as they tried to suppress it.

Soon after, as if it were contagious, more and more people noticed this scene.

They looked at the proud black phoenix, now missing its tail feathers, and then recalled his earlier, impassioned act of plucking its feathers...

The emotion is still there, and the gratitude is even greater, but... I really want to laugh!

People could only lower their heads desperately, their shoulders shrugging, making suppressed "huffing and puffing" sounds, tears still welling up in their eyes, but the corners of their mouths were already uncontrollably turning up wildly.

Even more outrageous, many people took out photo stones... to record this great moment.