strictlysupreme Chapter 502: Miraculous Rejuvenation
Chapter 502: Miraculous Rejuvenation
"Add the Empire, Xingyan!" The "hero" on the ring introduced himself, with a majestic and towering demeanor like a master.
Before the door was announced, the tomatoes and rotten eggs in the audience seats next to them had already arrived.
The slingshots specially provided by the Minghuo Chamber of Commerce for the martial arts ceremony are made of the finest rubber and are absolutely durable. The rotten eggs that are shot out of them hit the feet of the stars and stink to high heaven.
Xing's face changed drastically. It was not that she cared about the decline in her reputation, but she was afraid that the rotten eggs and tomatoes would dirty the pair of fine leather boots she bought with her own money.
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Jing Yuan leaned forward slightly, poured a cup of tea and left. Jiang Fan picked up the teacup, closed his eyes and smelled it for a long time: "Well, it's still the authentic Longjing tea from the square pot. The aroma is fresh and noble, and the taste is fresh and mellow. I feel like I'm in a..."
"Shut up! Drinking tea is like an old cow chewing grass. Don't I know your basics? And you're pretending?" Heita narrowed his eyes, raised his foot and kicked his calf with the tip of his shoe. "Isn't he a missing person? Isn't he the dark horse contestant Jiang Chen? What? Did you come back after having fun? Where's the little vixen this time?"
Bai Heng, who was sitting in the corner with his eyes narrowed, picked up the cup and drank tea in small sips without making any expression, just thinking that Heita was farting.
Vixen? Bai Heng shook her head violently. She didn't understand a single word. What was the relationship between a vixen and her fox tribe?
"This is a long story..." Jiang Fan thought for a while.
Jing Liu glanced at him and said, "Then take your time. No one is rushing you."
Jiang Fan pushed the empty teacup to Jing Liu's hand, leaned back in his chair quietly, and recalled his life at St. Freya's College over the past few days.
When he opened his eyes, he was sitting on a bench on the street in Canghai City. It was the morning rush hour, and cars were coming and going on the asphalt road, with the sound of horns honking continuously.
If he hadn't been wearing the Xianzhou-style robe, he would probably have thought he was dreaming.
In my dream, I have reached the pinnacle of my life, and if I stomp my feet, the Milky Way will tremble...
He sat on a bench on the street and was suddenly struck by the familiar scenery of the modern industrial city and the heavily polluted air that filled his nose.
When I came to my senses, I looked up and saw several pairs of round calves wrapped in black stockings.
Looking up again, I saw several cute JK girls standing there in plaid skirts, their eyes full of excitement.
"Teacher, are you playing cosplay? Ahhh, teacher, your makeup is so amazing! It looks so beautiful!" This is a girl who prefers e-style people.
"Teacher, can I collect stamps with you?" This is a girl who is partial to people.
"What the hell! Holy shit! Teacher, your modeling face is so handsome! Oh my god!" This is an abstract girl.
Several little girls surrounded Jiang Fan and chattered, as if they thought Jiang Fan, who was wearing the fairy boat costume, was a cosplayer in the second dimension.
After taking the photos, the three girls wanted to add a contact number to expand their circle of friends, but they were rejected by the upright Jiang Fan on the grounds that he did not have WeChat or QQ.
Of course he tried to call Jingliu Heita and the others, but after making dozens of interstellar long-distance calls to Heita Jingliu and the others, he couldn't get through at all.
Called... didn't go through... sent text messages... no one replied... credit card... couldn't be used... even an Interstellar Traveler's Certificate couldn't be used as an ID.
In the modern society with advanced technology, even Internet cafes require facial verification to prevent teenagers under the age of 18 from neglecting their studies due to games.
Poor Master Jiang, he used to be able to call the wind and rain on the fairy boat, but this time when he opened his eyes and traveled back to Earth, he became a complete illegal resident. Not only was he penniless, but he also had a hard time.
He regretted not adding contact information to those girls. Otherwise, he could have said that he was actually from outer space and asked if he could v them a few thousand times first...
But who is Jiang Succubus? He just stood at the door of a wealthy area and put up a "miraculous doctor" flag. Within a few minutes, a private butler came trotting over, wanting to invite the miracle doctor to diagnose his wife's body.
Among them were many young girls who were alone at home. Their cheeks were rosy and they kept calling Jiang Fan "Divine Doctor". The way they looked at Jiang Fan was so sexy that it was enough to draw lines.
Jiang Fan felt that if he was given enough time, he would be able to achieve the achievement of "World's No. 1 Host"...
Bai Heng listened with great interest, feeling his mind was full of inspiration. He also asked Shiluwa and Cocolia to listen carefully so as not to miss some important plots.
Only Heita raised questions at this time. She was not very interested in the story of "The Miraculous Doctor Jiang Fan Brings Back the Dead", but she wanted to know what happened later and how he came back.
After Jiang Fan drank some tea to moisten his throat, he continued to tell them about his employment at St. Freya College.
I was enjoying afternoon tea at a coffee shop when I suddenly encountered a flying ship that lost control. I was so excited and wanted to fly back to my old job and show off my skills to others:
How she later officially joined the school, was highly appreciated by the principal Theresa, and became a glorious people's teacher, but the fact that it was a girls' school was strategically omitted.
Later, his courses became popular at St. Freya's College and were deeply loved by students.
I just ignored the fact that my courses were simple, easy to get credits, and the class atmosphere was relaxed.
Finally, he was elected as the captain of the Hyperion, and once again fought against evil, saving the world and eliminating the collapse...
Jing Yuan, who was eavesdropping on the story nearby, thought to himself, Damn, Master is worthy of being a Master!
It was clearly a matter of sneaking out to enjoy life in another world, but it was portrayed as a heroic story of saving the world and fighting against evil!
Just when he was wondering whether his master would take this opportunity to show off, he heard a sudden burst of cheers from the martial arts ceremony, mixed with a lot of shouting.