strictlysupreme Chapter 105
Chapter 105
"What about the loaches from last month?"
"The light bulb from two months ago?"
"And the 2B pencil from the month before last, you accidentally slipped and sat on it?"
"puff!"
The nurses around them covered their mouths and chuckled.
The head nurse standing nearby said sternly, "Sir, you really need to be careful this time. Your sphincter is already severely damaged. If you don't take care, you'll be soiling your pants every day when you go to the nursing home, and the caregivers will slap you."
"Oh, that won't do."
The old man was so frightened that he quickly shook his head.
"I won't do it again, there won't be a next time."
The doctor and the head nurse exchanged a glance and shook their heads helplessly.
"Push them out."
The old man quickly grabbed the doctor, asking in a frightened tone, "Doctor, where are we taking me?"
"We'll take you back to your ward."
The doctor was helpless, but the old man felt relieved after hearing the doctor's words.
He thought he was beyond saving.
"it is finally over."
After the old man was wheeled out, the doctor raised his hands and sighed.
Just as the head nurse was about to remove the medical gown, an intern rushed in: "Dr. Lin, you need to go to the emergency room right away, another special patient has arrived."
"Another one?"
Dr. Lin sighed.
five minutes later.
emergency room.
"Name?"
"Wang... Waaah... Xiao... Juan"
"age?"
"Mmmm."
Wang Xiaojuan, also known online as Sweet Little Sister.
His mouth was completely stuffed, making his speech slurred and drool dripping out from time to time, which was disgusting.
“Give her a piece of paper and have her write down the information.”
The doctor said with disdain.
The intern next to him did as instructed.
Wang Xiaojuan painstakingly wrote her information on a piece of paper. After the information was entered, the doctor found a pair of tweezers, intending to separate the sugar from the tooth.
To the doctor's surprise, the candy was extremely sticky.
"I'm truly impressed."
Dr. Lin said wearily, "After all that work, there's still no sign of the tooth and sugar sticking together loosening."
"The mouth is for eating, and the butt is for pooping, so can't we refrain from developing and using them indiscriminately?!"
after an hour.
Wang Xiaojuan was wheeled out of the operating room with a swollen face.
Because the sugar was so sticky, the doctor couldn't think of any better way to remove it and had to extract a few teeth.
of course.
Perhaps there are better ways.
But doctors don't need it!
The main punishment is that they don't eat the good food, but instead eat all sorts of random things.
But for Wang Xiaojuan, the real punishment had not yet begun.
"Buzz."
When Wang Xiaojuan returned home and was about to rest quietly as advised by her doctor, she suddenly received an email on her phone.
Upon opening it, she discovered it was a lawyer's letter from Douyin's legal department.
[Dear Ms. Sweetie, your live stream tonight contained vulgar and pornographic content, which has severely damaged our company's image. Therefore, in accordance with Article 38 of the laws of China…]
The list includes more than a dozen laws.
Each one warmed Wang Xiaojuan's heart.
Finally, upon seeing the red stamp in the lower right corner, Wang Xiaojuan became so excited that she spat out a mouthful of blood and fainted.
at the same time.
the other side.
Chengdu Panda Nursery Center.
Wang Yuquan finally found the live stream recording of tonight online and took a screenshot of the final fondant panda.
"Old Sun, our center has decided that this is the panda souvenir for this issue."
Sun Ming glanced at the screenshot Wang Yuquan sent and was furious: "Wang Yuquan, what are you thinking? Didn't I tell you that this issue's souvenirs must be linked to intangible cultural heritage?"
"Yes."
Wang Yuquan looked completely bewildered.
Is 3D printing an intangible cultural heritage?
"It doesn't count!"
Wang Yuquan nodded.
"If it doesn't count, why did you send me a 3D-printed panda? The proposal is rejected!"
Sun Ming said angrily.
"No, Lao Sun, this isn't 3D printing at all."
Wang Yuquan looked aggrieved and wanted to explain, but Sun Ming interrupted him.
"Do you think I'm stupid? This plush material, if it's not 3D, it's still a plastic figurine. Neither of them meets the requirements."