strictlysupreme Chapter 513
Chapter 513
Ministry of Foreign Affairs: [Thank you for your contributions to defending the dignity of the people of China. Su Yu is hereby awarded the national honorary title: 'Guardian Cannon'.]
Also, please watch the video of the "King of Cannons" (炮王) match.
Attached at the end of the article is a Blu-ray version of the competition video that even the competition organizers had difficulty obtaining.
Video title: "Fake King of Sex VS Real King of Sex".
Click on the video.
The first thing you see is the large character "Fake King of Sex".
The man officially recognized is Wu Fan, a former judge on "The Rap of China" who was previously arrested for soliciting prostitution and whose ex-girlfriend revealed that he was only the size of a lipstick!
Subsequently.
Five large, illuminated characters appeared in the video.
"The true king of cannons!"
The one who appeared was naturally Su Yu.
Followed by.
It was the ultimate fighting scene where Su Yu slapped a small Karami down.
Moreover, the background music in the video is a lyric from Su Yu's new song "Huo Yuanjia".
"Ho ho ho ho!"
Every time Huo made a move, Su Yu would make a strike!
"Laughing, laughing, laughing!"
For every time a player survives, another player from another country falls down.
After reading this.
The onlookers were thoroughly amused.
"Official parodies are the most deadly!"
"Su Laoliu slaps people in various meme videos."
"I just came from Bilibili and Douyin, and now I'm on Weibo to see Su Laoliu beating someone up."
Fun fact: The number of slaps Su Laoliu delivered could circle the Earth.
But after the Ministry of Foreign Affairs posted this Weibo message, those anti-government comments reappeared.
"Is it really appropriate for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of a major power to release such a video?"
"Our Dragon Kingdom is one of the five great nations. Does it not even have this much magnanimity?"
"At this moment, I feel ashamed to be a Chinese."
"Isn't this blatant bullying? If we lose this match and our country's athletes are humiliated, wouldn't you feel bad?"
"And they even awarded Su Wei an honorary title. What special contributions did he make?"
"The Guardian Cannon? They can even come up with such an honorary title."
"I didn't think Su Wei had any powerful backing before, but now it seems he has a very strong one."
"It's truly pathetic that the country we trust and the system we're so proud of have become a tool for some people to play house with."
This has led to fierce questioning of Su Yu's newly acquired title.
Actually, putting aside Su Yu's honorary title...
The other comments seemed righteous and reasonable.
In fact, the loopholes are huge.
Because victory itself is something to celebrate.
Especially in competition between nations.
Some small countries (like the "Kimchi Country") are trying to win.
To surround the Dragon Kingdom contestants, they first had contestants who were not strong enough to win the championship deliberately foul and knock down the Dragon Kingdom contestants.
Then, the remaining players, with this despicable help...
They won the championship!
Even if they win the championship using such a shameful method, the Koreans will still celebrate happily in public.
South Korea's official media outlets have been publishing numerous articles, subtly and overtly belittling the strength of Chinese players.
Now, Su Yu has won the competition fairly and squarely, relying on his own strength.
And then your own family members tell you you can't celebrate?
Is that a raccoon dog?
Take a thousand steps back.
This is Weibo, and most of the users of this software are from China.
How can you say that they are bullying people?
however.
These comments inadvertently influenced some casual observers who lacked self-control.
"That does seem like a bad idea."
"If it's a video made by a self-media outlet, then it doesn't matter what you say."
"But the authorities still need to be mindful of the potential impact."
"Moreover, the slapping contest is indeed just a small competition."
"Although they're past their prime, they don't deserve any honorary titles."
"Otherwise, what will those surviving revolutionary predecessors and even more outstanding and professional athletes think?!"
Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
The staff member in charge of publicity finished posting on Weibo feeling refreshed, but after seeing these comments, they suddenly felt like they had a fishbone stuck in their throat.
"What a bunch of idiots!"
"What's with all the humility and politeness here? Those cowards outside are about to eat us alive and we don't even know it!"
Scolds are scolded.
However, the work of explaining the situation to the public still needs to be done well.
So soon after, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs posted another new Weibo post.
Ministry of Foreign Affairs: "Those who are not of our kind will surely have different hearts; sometimes we must heed the words of our ancestors."
Following this Weibo post were numerous screenshots from Weibo and external websites.
These screenshots were sent out by the foreign ministries of the participating countries on the eve of the competition to cheer on their respective athletes.
South Korea's Ministry of Foreign Affairs: [Wishing all the players from @SunsetCountry @EagleCountry @KangarooCountry @BearCountry @PrettyCountry good luck, a decisive victory, and your best performance!]
This Weibo post tagged all the participating countries, but notably omitted China, revealing its wolfish ambitions!
same!
The same applies to other countries!
Some of their embassies have established official accounts on Weibo, and they are somewhat more restrained in this regard.
Those who speak on foreign websites are even more direct...and jarring!
"Damn Chinese, do they really think they're so great?"
"He only beat a player from a small group, and now he's coming to the internet to brag."
"In China, I only look at Taiwan."
The comments at the end all contained incorrect maps.
Some of these maps feature the flags of a small, happy family, while others display the flag of a country on the sunset.
It's infuriating to watch!
These are just the tip of the iceberg of comments from the defenseless netizens on the internet after Su Yu finally achieved his comfortable life.
however.
What truly left Chinese netizens speechless was that the US Ministry of Foreign Affairs directly posted on the internet, openly inviting other participating countries to jointly sanction Su Yu.
US Foreign Minister Raymond: [We cordially invite other participating countries to join us in achieving victory in the competition.]
What was even more unexpected was that other countries responded to the United States' proposal.
Foreign Ministry of the Sunset Nation: [No problem! Victory will surely belong to the West!]
Foreign Ministry of the United States: [History repeats itself; I truly look forward to seeing us cooperate again.]
……
And so, the other countries came together.
Determined to make Su Yu lose this match.
Seeing these screenshots.
Viewers who initially thought the Ministry of Foreign Affairs' actions were inappropriate blushed.
At the same time, they also felt extremely angry.
This obviously controversial practice was brazenly brought up by the US Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
This clearly demonstrates their contempt for the Dragon Kingdom and their confidence in their own formidable strength.
And that is indeed the case!
After they published their article, they received support from many other Western countries.
"Where are those people who said it wasn't that serious? Step forward."
"Open your dog eyes and see what those foreigners are saying under this post from the US Ministry of Foreign Affairs!"
"The country has protected you so well, and yet you all betrayed us one by one."
"Do you think saying this will make you superior? No!"
Some netizens posted screenshots of the comments from the US Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
One glance is enough to make your blood boil!