strictlysupreme Chapter 151 He really pits everyone equally
Chapter 151 He really pits everyone equally
The people around subconsciously covered their mouths and noses.
"Prince of Zhennan, what did you eat yesterday? Your farts are so smelly!"
Prince Zhennan: "When did I fart? Don't talk nonsense, why didn't I smell it?"
The Prince of Zhennan sniffed around carefully, and suddenly said, "Ugh!"
It does smell a bit!
After the imperial physician came over, he covered the minister's mouth and nose while pinching his Ren Zhong point.
After a while, the Minister of War slowly woke up.
He opened his eyes and was startled to see everyone surrounding him.
But the unpleasant stench had not yet dissipated, and he was so scared that he quickly covered his hands.
The fart of the Prince of Zhennan is really smelly.
Just now he was listening to His Majesty talking about Wen Ju, but he didn't expect the Prince of Zhennan to fart out.
He didn't care much at first, but he didn't expect the stench to spread, and it was so smelly that he held his breath.
But I didn't expect that I would feel dizzy after holding it in for so long.
He originally wanted to take a breath, but he was hit by a foul odor. He couldn't even catch his breath and fainted from the stench.
[I have to say, the power of the Prince of Zhennan's fart is quite strong. It even made the Minister of War faint. Hahahaha, what did the Prince of Zhennan eat yesterday to fart so stinky?]
Everyone looked at the Prince of Zhennan with blame.
The Assistant Minister of War felt a little unlucky. Why did he end up standing behind the Prince of Zhennan?
No, he has to wait until the Imperial Master comes and let him take a look at him again.
The Minister of War got up and hid far away.
"Prince of Zhennan, what did you eat? Your fart stinks so bad!"
Prince Zhennan smiled awkwardly. He had indeed eaten a lot yesterday. Perhaps it was because he ate too well that he became constipated today.
When he came out in the morning, he didn't poop. It was mainly because he was blocked and it was rare for him to fart, so he didn't hold it in and let it out.
"Excuse me, please be careful!"
As soon as he finished speaking, another fart came out.
Everyone was stunned and immediately scattered away from the range of the poisonous gas of the King of Zhennan.
The emperor was speechless: How can this be so outrageous?
Perhaps it was due to psychological reasons, but he also felt that he could smell the stinky fart.
Long Xianxian covered her mouth, feeling that the melon had a strange taste.
[Ahhh, Father, he's about to fart again, hurry up and kick him out!]
Sure enough, Prince Zhennan released him again.
He couldn't help it, it just came out.
When the Emperor glared at Prince Zhennan, he ran to the door of the hall on his own accord.
This saved everyone.
The Fourth Prince: "Uncle Prince of Zhennan, next time you act like this, don't come to court. This prince... Ugh!"
The Fourth Prince couldn't continue speaking, it was too stinky!
The Imperial Censor covered his nose and picked up the pen, but the fart was so smelly that he couldn't continue writing.
It took a while for the smell in the hall to dissipate.
Prince Zhennan was very embarrassed. He didn't want to go to court anymore and wanted to leave quickly to take a shit.
He felt that he was cleared up after those few farts just now!
But now it was time to go to court again, and he felt embarrassed to leave.
I was wondering why his farts were so smelly. He's been feasting these past two days, eating so well every day, how could his farts not smell? Unlike me, my farts smell like milk.
The emperor looked at the girl in his arms. Indeed, she smelled sweet everywhere.
Grand Tutor: "Prince Zhennan's food is good, he has a banquet every day."
Prince of Zhennan: "Ahem, I just arrived in the capital and wanted to catch up with everyone, so I became a little greedy!"
[Pah, you're not just being greedy, how can this be called a reminiscing?]
After reading the gossip about Prince Zhennan, Long Xianxian was speechless.
When everyone heard this, they pricked up their ears.
Obviously there is something fishy!
The censor, who originally thought the fart was too smelly and didn't want to record it, picked up the pen again.
[You were clearly there to pay back the debt. Who else would pay back the debt like you? It's fine you went shirtless, but you even ate and drank for free. How shameless of you to not call me for something like this!]
Everyone was stunned, and suddenly remembered what the little princess had revealed before.
Prince of Zhennan: Little Princess, you can’t eat it either!
When the Prince of Zhennan left, he borrowed a lot of money in the name of His Majesty.
Now that I'm back, I should pay the money back as soon as possible.
But I didn’t expect that the Prince of Zhennan would go to return it with his bare chest?
Emperor: "What's going on?"
Those old ministers were angry when they saw the shameless look of Prince Zhennan.
The Grand Marshal stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, the Prince of Zhennan came to my house yesterday to repay the money, but because the Prince of Zhennan's son was getting married, he came to inform this old minister. As a result, he didn't bring any money with him, and said that he would use the money as a gift for his son's wedding!"
Ah, there is such a shameless thing!
"Shame on you! If you don't want to pay it back, just say so. Pay back the membership fee. You lent the Taiwei a thousand taels of gold. At that time, the Taiwei was broke as a dog, but you said you were lending it to my father. Without a second thought, the Taiwei lent it to you. For this, the Taiwei was beaten by his wife for three years. If you say you won't pay it back, then don't pay it back. Who would give a membership fee of a thousand taels of gold?"
When the general heard the little princess expose the truth, he burst into tears!
He can still remember how his wife beat him after he lent the money.
Hanging up and beating, chasing around the streets and beating, beating before sleeping, beating after eating...
What a life he lived through those years! Fortunately he had thick skin and strong muscles, otherwise he would have been crippled!
Prince Zhennan scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed by being directly exposed by the little princess.
Prince Zhennan: "Ahem, the general is generous, so he gave the money directly to my son as a gift. The general is really generous. When your child gets married, I will definitely give you a big gift!"
The general snorted coldly: "I already have a grandson's grandson. How long will I wait for your gift?"
The others nodded frantically, this Prince of Zhennan was just shameless.
The emperor was speechless and died!
He felt angry when he thought that these old ministers thought they had lent him the money, but he was inexplicably blamed for not paying it back.
The emperor said: "Look at what you have done. You are still licking other people's food. You have brought shame to the royal family! Pay them back immediately!"
The Prince of Zhennan finally came up with a way to avoid paying back the money, but the emperor still found out.
Prince Zhennan: "Yes, yes, I understand."
"Really? How can you be a father-in-law like that? Besides, you're treating this money like a gift. What will your daughter-in-law do? What if she wants to return the favor? How can you expect her to return such a large sum of money?"
Thinking of this, Long Xianxian felt very sorry for Xu Qianwen.
Everyone nodded. The Prince of Zhennan was already a father-in-law, yet he still left such a big pit for his son. He really pitted everyone equally, even his own son.
Prince of Zhennan: Little Princess, please stop talking. I’m not good enough yet!
The Imperial Censor stated: "The Prince of Zhennan attempted to use the money for his son's wedding instead of paying it back, forcing the court officials he owed money to transfer it to his son's share. This is a despicable act and a shameful one!"
Prince Zhennan: "Your Excellency, this is not something I can remember! I am not up to the task yet."