Chapter 166 Don’t Touch Me, There’s Urine on Your Face
Chapter 166 Don’t Touch Me, There’s Urine on Your Face
The emperor was woken up by the urine!
"vomit!"
The emperor immediately pulled Long Xianxian over and looked at the ferocious Long Xianxian in front of him with a confused look on his face.
Long Xianxian's little feet were grabbed and she screamed "Ahhhh".
Let me go, you old Bidden! I don't want to hear you read. I don't want to!
Long Xianxian's kicks became stronger, and she accidentally broke free from the emperor's hand.
"Xianxian!"
The emperor was peed on in the face and frowned tightly.
When Long Xianxian heard this, she immediately turned over and crawled under the bed.
But she overestimated the height of the bed, and the moment she climbed down, Long Xianxian rolled down.
【Oh my little butt! 】
The emperor came to his senses. He just saw his daughter crawling?
But as his daughter's voice began to ring, he quickly pulled back the quilt and got out of bed.
"How's Xianxian? Let father see it!"
Long Xianxian ignored the pain, saw the emperor coming, looked around, and immediately crawled under the bed.
[No, I don't want to show you, Father, you don't love me anymore, wuwuwu, I don't want you, old Biden, anymore!]
Long Xianxian was crying loudly while crawling!
Hearing Long Xianxian's crying, the queen also woke up.
When I opened my eyes, I found no one on the bed and only heard crying.
"Immortal?"
The queen called out, and then looked under the bed, only to see the emperor lying on the ground with his butt facing outwards, lying under the bed like a cricket pupa.
"Your Majesty, what are you doing?"
The emperor was stunned, so he came out, but he came back in a hurry and bumped into the edge of the bed.
"hiss……"
"His Majesty!"
The queen was startled and crawled over to look at the emperor.
"Your Majesty, are you okay?"
Suddenly, a big bump appeared on the emperor's forehead.
How can this be good?
"Go call the imperial physician!"
Godley originally came in to wake the emperor up.
But he didn't expect to hear the queen's voice, so he ran in anxiously.
When I came in, I saw that His Majesty was kneeling on the ground, and the Queen was lying on the bed, one hand still touching the Emperor's forehead.
Godley immediately covered his face.
What unspeakable game are the Queen and His Majesty playing?
This is not fun to watch!
The Queen saw Gao Deli and said: "What are you standing there for? Go and call the imperial physician! His Majesty is injured."
Godley: Is it such a fancy game?
Godley: "Yes, I will go right away."
The emperor sat on the ground dejectedly, with a headache.
But in front of the queen, he still had to endure it gracefully.
The Queen suddenly remembered Xianxian's crying and asked, "Your Majesty, what were you doing just now? Oh, where is Xianxian?"
The emperor glanced under the bed: "Under the bed!"
Long Xianxian didn't say anything for a long time, and lay quietly under the bed.
[Father, you knocked yourself down, it's not my fault. Who told you to catch me? You deserve it!]
The emperor was so angry!
When the queen saw that the emperor's face was wet, she touched it curiously.
"Your Majesty, where did the water come from on your face?"
The queen pinched it and found the water to be a little strange, with a hint of milky flavor.
The queen was stunned: This can’t be the urine of a fairy!
[This immortal didn't do it on purpose. It was just that you moved and made me nervous, so I peed. Besides, that's my spiritual spring water. Old Bidden, if you drink more, it will prolong your life!]
The queen immediately burst out laughing.
The emperor didn't know whether to be angry or laugh.
But it was so awful early in the morning.
"Come out here! How can you be so indecent as to crawl under the bed?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaa!"
I don't want to, I don't want to go out. If I go out, you have to study for me. I don't want to, I don't want to!
The emperor was speechless. He felt that his education was a failure.
The emperor smiled helplessly: "Xianxian, come out, your father will not read to you anymore!"
【real? 】
The emperor said: "If you don't come out soon, your father will have to go to court alone."
Long Xianxian hesitated for a moment.
She thought that she would endure it a little longer, and when Tu Shanjin came back, she would run away from home.
That way, I won't have to listen to old Bidden reading anymore.
[I still have to eat the melon! Father, wait for me!]
Then, Long Xianxian crawled out happily.
As soon as he crawled out, he was picked up by the emperor.
"Xianxian!"
Long Xianxian was picked up in mid-air and saw the emperor pretending to be angry.
【Ahhhh, we agreed that you wouldn’t read to me, wuwuwu, mother, save me! 】
The queen ignored the emperor and grabbed Long Xianxian in her arms.
"Your Majesty, our daughter can crawl now!"
The emperor also came to his senses and said, "Yes, my daughter can crawl now!"
He has now forgotten that his daughter peed in his face.
Long Xianxian was hugged by the emperor again and kissed by him.
"Xianxian can crawl now. She has grown up again. Come and let father see her."
Long Xianxian immediately wanted to push the emperor away.
[Don't touch me, there's piss all over your face.]
The emperor laughed: These are all yours!
The Queen: "Your Majesty, Xianxian is amazing! She can crawl before she's even a month old! Our Xianxian is truly the reincarnation of a fairy!"
The emperor: "That's right, don't you see whose daughter this is!"
Queen: "Of course I gave birth to her!"
The emperor looked at the queen.
The Queen immediately spoke: "It is Your Majesty!"
At this moment, Godley came with the imperial physician.
The imperial physician was also shocked when he saw the big lump on the emperor's body.
The problem was that the emperor's face was still wet, and it looked like... urine!
The imperial physician knelt down hurriedly and said, "Your Majesty, I will take a look at you!"
The emperor then handed Long Xianxian over to the queen.
After examining him, the imperial physician replied, "Your Majesty, you need to apply a cold compress. The pain will disappear in half a day."
Godley: "Your Majesty, today's morning court..."
Emperor: “No problem!”
So the imperial physician took the medicine plaster and applied it to the emperor for a while, and then the emperor got up to clean up.
After cleaning up, the emperor picked up Long Xianxian and went to court.
The court is still bustling today.
But the Fourth Prince and the Second Prince looked listless.
The Third Prince: "Second Brother, you look like you are unsatisfied!"
Second Prince: "Get lost!"
The Fifth Prince: "Fourth Brother, it seems like you are the same!"
The Fourth Prince: "Get lost!"
The Seventh Prince: "Excuse me, I will be able to see my wife every day soon!"
The Sixth Prince: "Seventh brother, don't forget what you promised me!"
The Seventh Prince said, "Don't worry, I will go to the Lin Mansion to discuss marriage in a few days. Sixth brother will come with me then!"
The Sixth Prince: "That's great! The Seventh Brother is still good to me!"
The Second Prince and the Fourth Prince snorted coldly.
The second prince was very depressed. Xu Qingfeng had been in seclusion for two days and had disappeared without a trace.
It's so mysterious.
The Fourth Prince was a little worried and didn't know whether Hua Rong was in danger.
At this moment, the emperor came to court holding Long Xianxian.
After everyone shouted "Long live the emperor" three times, they stood up and looked, only to see a huge bump on the emperor's head.
Your Majesty, what is going on?
When the ministers saw the emperor like this, they started gossiping wildly.
[Father, your head looks pretty nice from this perspective. It looks like a unicorn!]
"However, Father, you drank my urine, and you should be well soon!"
When these words were spoken, all the ministers were shocked!
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