strictlysupreme Chapter 75: The farm sent a message: You're terrible at this game.
Chapter 75: The farm sent a message: You're terrible at this game.
The snake woman's bewitching snake eyes curved into crescent moons with a smile. She stuck out her scarlet tongue and licked her nose with it: "Hmph, don't think I won't hit you just because you're handsome! Just seeing your faces makes my body tremble. Don't worry, once I catch you, I'll definitely 'treat' you 'fiercely'."
Wang Teng watched as the snake woman trembled with her maniacal laughter, her hair swaying in the air like snakes, and he immediately felt waves of nausea.
"Ugh! I'm sorry, but I really can't take it anymore. I didn't expect you to be so ugly, yet you have such high hopes. You want to pamper me? Let me tell you, you ugly monster, not only is it impossible in this life, but it's impossible in the next life too!"
After saying that, Wang Teng pushed Lin Qiye forward.
"Go ahead, Linzi, check how well you've learned in the past six months. I'll back you up, so go for it!"
"Old Wang, you beast! You think she's ugly, but you still insist on making me..."
Lin Qiye uttered words of disdain, but in his hand he directly grasped the straight sword that sprang out of the black box. A cold glint flashed in his eyes, and the Star Blade slashed directly at the snake woman's throat.
The snake woman gazed at Lin Qiye with hazy eyes, swaying her slender, snake-like waist: "Hiss, such a handsome face. Seeing this face makes me want to pin you down on my back..."
In an instant, the snake woman gripped a hiltless blade and steadily caught Lin Qiye's attack.
"Oh~ uh~, handsome young man, how about we put the fight aside for now and find a place to chat and catch up?"
The snake woman's body began to writhe unnaturally, and an unusual flush appeared on her face.
Lin Qiye's face darkened, and he immediately cursed, "You bitch, you..."
Wang Teng chuckled coldly beside him: "Little Lin, let me give you a little科普 (popular science) lesson. Snakes mate for about two to three hours at a time. I'm worried she might suck up dirt when she sits down! You'd better be careful..."
The snake woman licked her lips: "Hiss, the more I think about it, the more excited I get! In a little while, I'll make you two my slaves, subservient to my feet. I'll strip you naked, then use my noble and beautiful feet to crush your heads, ravage your bodies and dignity, and give you unparalleled pleasure! Kneel at my feet, kiss my toes, and become my slaves..."
Wang Teng's face darkened, and he yelled at Lin Qiye, "Damn it, Lin Qiye! She's insulting us like this, what are you standing there like a coward? Transform quickly and beat her up!"
Lin Qiye's face darkened as he brandished his two Star Blades, aiming them at the snake woman's neck: "Die, you beast! I'd rather be a gigolo than accept you."
The snake woman's face darkened instantly, her serpentine eyes coldly fixed on Lin Qiye: "Fine, then you can die. After you're gone, I'll just take your corpse..."
A dark glint appeared in Lin Qiye's eyes, and then his brows furrowed. His Darkest Erosion had not controlled the Snake Woman in the slightest.
"Look me in the eyes, sweetie!"
"Look at your sister, am I crazy? Look into your eyes."
Upon hearing this, Lin Qiye decisively closed his eyes and immediately retorted with a curse.
Lin Qiye knew that Medusa was such a famous mythical creature that she could turn anyone she glared at to stone, although he didn't know how much of Medusa's power the snake woman, as her agent, had inherited.
Therefore, Lin Qiye closed his eyes and continued fighting the snake woman using the [Mortal Divine Realm].
Wang Teng looked closely at the snake woman, then suddenly pointed at her and said, "Ah, I see, you have eye boogers in the corner of your eyes."
As soon as she finished speaking, the snake woman staggered and almost had her neck chopped off by Lin Qiye.
Lin Qiye was also a little taken aback by this remark.
The snake woman looked directly at Wang Teng: "Hmph, handsome, come and look at my eyes."
Wang Teng met the snake woman's gaze directly. A beam of black light shot from her eyes, aimed straight at Wang Teng. The moment it reached him, a terrifying suction force emanated from Wang Teng, completely engulfing the black light.
After Wang Teng swallowed the black light in the snake woman's eyes, she staggered and almost collapsed to the ground.
A ball of energy from the Devouring Heaven Demon Art flashed from Wang Teng's hand and struck the snake woman directly. In the blink of an eye, the snake woman turned into a pile of dust, and with a gust of wind, the ground was empty.
Patting Lin Qiye on the shoulder, Wang Teng said earnestly, "Young man, your mobile game sent you a message saying you're terrible at the game! You have too many 'iron magazines' (referring to game mechanics), you need to practice more, bro!"
Lin Qiye, panting heavily, gave Wang Teng the middle finger and then sat down on the ground to rest.
"You beast! Why did you make me work myself to death when I could have easily finished this fight with a flick of my wrist?"
"Hmph, it's my business if I'm good. If you don't train, how can you grow? Let me tell you, I'm not satisfied with your fight with the snake woman today. Go back and write me a battle summary of 8000 points. I want to see it before I go to bed tonight."
"I……"
Before he could finish speaking, Wang Teng smiled and looked towards the corner of the wall: "Isn't it a pleasure to have friends coming from afar? What do you say, my friend?"
Lin Qiye quickly picked up the Star Blade and stood up, looking nervously at the corner of the wall.
A man in blue robes emerged from the corner, carrying a long halberd on his back. He calmly looked at Wang Teng and Lin Qiye and spoke politely.
"【Believers】Thirteenth Seat, Wind and Snow Han Shaoyun."
Lin Qiye looked at Han Shaoyun, and his heart sank. Just by instinct, he knew that he could never beat Han Shaoyun.
Lin Qiye quietly walked up to Wang Teng: "Old Wang, is this okay?"
"Nonsense, it's just a slap!"
Hearing this, Lin Qiye breathed a sigh of relief. It's good to have someone backing you up!
Just then, Wang Teng turned his head to look at the corner of the road, revealing a happy expression.
Han Shaoyun and Lin Qiye looked in the direction Wang Teng was looking and saw a jeep speeding towards them at 80 miles per hour.
When there were still fifty meters left, the car stopped abruptly, and seven people got out of it.
"Brother Wang Teng, and Brother Qi Ye, we're here to help you!"
Wang Teng didn't respond, but instead looked at the driver Zhao Kongcheng with a smile and said, "Old Zhao, the city speed exceeds 80 miles per hour, and the vehicle is overloaded. I'll call the traffic police in a bit and have them deduct points from your license."
These words immediately turned the previously warm atmosphere cold.
"Old Wang, they're here to help us."
Han Shaoyun's gaze swept over the 136th squad: "A night watchman squad from a third-tier city can't do anything to me!"