Chapter 158 No Returning to the Company Until the Trees Are Full
Chapter 158 No Returning to the Company Until the Trees Are Full
"The nearest remote and impoverished planet is right beneath our feet!!"
Toppa held up the terminal panel and said with great confidence.
Eve looked down at her feet and fell silent.
It seems that what was said was indeed true...
Oh no, I was careless!
“Um… well, it does seem to be true…” March 7th said weakly.
"So Bellenberg was that poor?!" Xing suddenly realized.
“Yes, according to calculations, Belloberg’s assets are negative.” Topa’s fingers flew across the terminal.
"If you include loan liabilities, it's roughly this figure."
Toppa held up the terminal, and the string of zeros on it made March 7th dizzy.
"So, Director Eve, you..." Toppa asked hesitantly.
Eve remained silent, simply watching Toppa quietly.
Toppa swallowed hard, and immediately understood something from Eve's eyes.
A qualified subordinate should be able to understand and act instantly with just a glance from their superior.
"Understood, Director Eve!!"
"If you remove the loans, it's still a negative number!"
Toppa raised the terminal again.
Eve was speechless again. Perhaps there was a reason why this employee had a problem with his thought process.
"Why is it still a negative number?" March 7 asked, puzzled.
"That's right. Considering that Belloborg is not involved in interstellar trade, Belloborg's assets are not recognized."
"The only valuable thing here is the minerals, but they are all unmined, so they can't be considered assets. Add to that the maintenance and development costs, and based on accounting measurement theory, historical cost method, fair value method, Capital Asset Pricing Model (CAPM), Arbitrage Pricing Theory (APT), option pricing model, Discounted Cash Flow (DCF), Modern Portfolio Theory (MPT), Value at Risk (VaR), Prospect Theory, Efficient Market Hypothesis (EMH), Marginal Utility Theory, Supply and Demand Theory, Covariance Analysis, Stress Testing, Real Options Theory, and Depreciation Theory, Belloberg's total assets are still negative," Topa said earnestly.
"Huh? Is it that complicated?" March 7th was immediately overwhelmed.
"I see." Xing nodded seriously.
"Huh? You actually understood?" March 7th exclaimed in shock.
"No, I just think she has the most words, so I follow her," Xing said seriously.
March 7th was speechless.
Eve sighed helplessly.
“Topa, do I mean the issue of Belloberg’s assets?”
Toppa immediately realized what was happening and stuck out his tongue. "Ahem, I accidentally got used to it when I was doing non-performing asset liquidation before."
"Never mind," Eve shook her head.
Looking at the employee kneeling in front of her, she thought, "What a true man! He can bend and stretch."
Fine, I'll just punish him a little. I'll make him plant a few hundred trees on Belleberg.
After all, this employee just has a rather peculiar way of thinking.
A mere employee dared to talk back to the board of directors. Now you know how powerful they are!
What could be more agonizing than having your employees plant trees on remote planets?
Even Old Sambo didn't get this treatment!
“Director Eve, I have a great idea that can quickly turn Belloberg around!” the kneeling employee suddenly said.
"Hmm? You have a way?" Eve asked, puzzled.
She had thought a lot about the development of Belleburg, including what aspects of the Fake Interstellar Peace Company should align with.
So she immediately became interested in what the employees were saying.
Perhaps this employee with an eccentric way of thinking really does have some good ideas?
“Of course, Director Eve, this is a brilliant idea that I racked my brains to come up with.”
“Belloburg will definitely be able to turn a profit in less than a year!” the employee continued.
"Tell me about it." Eve nodded slightly.
"Belloburg's greatest asset is the Earth Essence vein, which contains high-purity energy and accounts for a very large proportion of the Earth's crust. So as long as these Earth Essence veins are mined out, Belloburg can turn a profit."
"So, all we need to do is get all the Belobers to go mining."
"Of course, in order to save on personnel costs and turn a profit more quickly, everyone will work 24 hours a day, and only one meal will be provided per day. This not only increases working hours but also avoids the cost of building workers' dormitories..."
"In addition, I also have a set of 'Theories and Methods on How to Maximize Employee Exploitation,' which includes various methods, such as the biorhythm destruction method, the neurotoxicology enhancement method, the pain threshold management method, the sensory deprivation punishment method, the social relationship disintegration method, and the death value maximization method..."
As the employee spoke, he took out a book.
At this moment, everyone's eyes were focused on him.
Topa silently took two steps back.
I have nothing to do with this guy!!!
Interstellar Peace Company is truly a legitimate and law-abiding company!!!
Eve clenched her fists immediately.
Fine, fine, I thought you were born, but I never expected you to be an animal.
Even Zhou Bapi isn't as skinning as you, and no capitalist can exploit you as much. Compared to you, the Wolf of Wall Street is just a husky.
Alright, the tree planting plan is canceled, the plan to plant all the trees is now in effect!
"You stay in Belleburg and plant trees. You're not allowed to come back to the company until this planet is covered in trees!" Eve said angrily.
March 7th swallowed hard. "This... planting trees all over Yalilo 6, isn't that a bit...?"
"Isn't it a bit too light?" Xing pondered.
"I think we could also fill the Yalilo 6 with trash cans while we're at it."
“Uh…” March 7th was speechless.
Oh, I forgot, Xing is also someone who plays with abstract concepts.
"Plant, plant trees? Me?" The employee pointed to himself, somewhat shocked.
“That’s right, let’s go now!” Eve was genuinely angry this time.
“Yes, Director Eve.”
The employees immediately got up and ran outside.
Great! I've finally been given an important role!
It was an order personally given by the board of directors! That's great! I'm about to reach the pinnacle of my life!
He's so happy he could fly!
"Wait, flying is faster than running, right?"
Eve snapped her fingers, and a vine shot up from the ground, instantly whipping the employee away.
A huge hole appeared in the roof in an instant, and a shooting star streaked across the sky.
The employees flying rapidly through the sky were moved to tears.
I never expected that Director Eve would care about me so much, worrying that I was running too slowly and delaying the work. She is truly a perfect director!
It's decided! From now on, I'll follow Director Eve wholeheartedly and be her dog!
Just as he was flying, a blue shooting star suddenly appeared beside him and flew alongside him.
Hey buddy! Long time no see!
"You came up here too? I can tell at a glance that this was Eve's doing. I knew you were a genius too."
"Alright, see you in a bit. I estimate we'll land in about 10 minutes."
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