strictlysupreme Chapter 283 This was a scheme orchestrated by the system and classmates!
Chapter 283 This was a scheme orchestrated by the system and classmates!
"That's right, Jiang Bai!"
Gu Dapeng also got excited.
"Just imagine, if you were running a kilometer ahead of Jiang Baizhi at the finish line, waiting for you with a bottle of water... Holy crap, I bet every guy in school would go crazy on the spot!"
Chen Jie also looked expectant: "Jiang Bai, why don't you think about it? This is a great opportunity for our class to showcase its spirit!"
It wasn't just these few people trying to persuade him.
brush.
In an instant, dozens of eyes in the entire classroom were fixed on Jiang Bai.
In those eyes, there was longing, fervor, and a sense of anticipation that "my goddess must come."
Jiang Bai's eye twitched violently.
Did you bring your younger sister?
You're taking me with you?
Are you kidding me!
To dress up in women's clothing and cheer yourself on in front of everyone?
Then, after finishing the run, find a toilet, teleport, change clothes, and go sell goods?
This is no longer a matter of acting skills.
This is supposed to be a "disappearing act" in front of the entire school—it's practically a scene of schizophrenia!
"No, she's busy filming, she doesn't have time."
Jiang Bai refused decisively.
Just then, the system that had been dormant in my mind for a long time suddenly "came back to life" without any warning.
[Ding! Host is facing a 'social isolation' crisis.]
[System Task Issued: The Lonely Athlete.]
[Mission Background: In the bustling school sports meet, every student is surrounded by cheers and companionship from their families, but the host sits alone on a cold bench, a truly pitiful sight.]
[Task Requirements: Please have 'Jiang Baizhi' attend the school sports meet as a family member and participate in the 'charity sale and donation' activity.]
[Mission Objective: To rank among the top three in the school in terms of fundraising through the charity sale.]
[Task Reward: 1 random God-tier Treasure Chest/Skill/Golden Song (depending on charity auction ranking).]
Jiang Bai froze for a moment, then roared wildly in his mind:
"Chief! Are you trying to make me fight myself with my own two hands?"
"I go for a run, then change into costume, then sell merchandise? Do you think I'm a flash mob performer?!"
"Besides, I'm a grown man, what's with the thought of me being lonely!"
"I have a roommate! I have money! I don't need a family member!"
[Tsk tsk, host, you hesitated just now.]
Are you scared?
Afraid of losing yourself beneath those white stockings?
[Or are you afraid of being stared at by all the boys in school?]
Or perhaps they're afraid of being publicly begged for marriage by the "victims' families"?
Admit it, Jiang Bai.
[Tsk tsk, I originally thought the host had become a "fierce general" after going through the trials of the Han Palace and The Voice of China, but I didn't expect him to back down as soon as he returned to school.]
"I freaking..."
Jiang Bai was so angry at this "provocation" that his temples throbbed.
"Who says I wouldn't dare? I'm just afraid of trouble!"
Yes, yes, it's no trouble at all.
Anyway, while everyone else's families are having a lively time, you'll be all alone drinking cold water. That kind of 'loneliness' certainly fits your current 'dead' status.
[Alas, poor host, you can't even find a 'family member' to cheer you on...]
"Who said I couldn't find it? I just... felt sorry for my parents having to come to school to cheer me on, so I wanted to show my filial piety by letting them get some rest!"
Jiang Bai retorted, forcing himself to speak.
Anyway, how could he possibly wear women's clothing at a school sports meet with so many people!
No, absolutely not!
【Then let your younger sister do it.】
Furthermore, host, think this through carefully.
If "Jiang Baizhi" really showed up on the playground and cheered you on in front of everyone, wouldn't that be the perfect example of "identity isolation"?
The entire school will witness you two siblings appearing on campus 'at the same time,' even if there's a time difference. After that, who will doubt that you are her?
This is a golden opportunity to completely clear my name of the "cross-dressing master" label!
Jiang Bai was stunned.
Holy crap, that seems... kind of right?
Once Jiang Baizhi shows her face on the playground, even if someone says Jiang Bai and Jiang Baizhi look alike, he can confidently reply:
"That's right, after all, my sister brought me water the other day!"
[Furthermore, since the host is currently experiencing a surge in popularity, if you can perfectly switch between your two accounts on this day and win first place in the charity auction, you will receive an additional reward: one million yuan in cash (deposited instantly, legal and compliant)!]
One million!
Jiang Bai's spine, which was still struggling, froze instantly when he heard this series of zeros.
Money doesn't matter, the main thing is that I really need this "identity protection"!
However, this protection, if mishandled, could become the very truth that one's identity has been leaked.
Or maybe we should just forget about it?
Anyway, he still has over two million in his account...
Jiang Bai was hesitating.
Suddenly, Chen Jie sighed and put away his notebook:
"Alright, Jiang Bai, we know it's hard to invite big stars."
"If you don't have any family members coming, we'll try our best to cheer you on a few more times."
Gu Dapeng chimed in from the side, looking dejected.
"Sigh, I was hoping Bai Zhi would sign my shot put. Looks like my shot put will never evolve into a 'Sacred Ball' in this lifetime..."
Looking at the sympathetic yet disappointed eyes of these people, and then thinking about the system's words, "Are you scared?"
Instantly, the scales tipped.
"Who said she's not coming?!"
Jiang Bai slammed his hand on the desk with such force that the entire row of desks creaked.
All the students in the class turned around to look at him.
Chen Jie was stunned: "Huh?"
Su Ze went crazy: "Brother-in-law! What did you say?!"
Jiang Bai gritted his teeth, a heroic yet indignant smile tinged with a hint of resentment, and tinged with a sacred quality, on his face:
"Since the school is holding a charity sale, how could she miss out on such a beneficial event for the country and its people?"
"She has to come, even if it means canceling her Spring Festival Gala appearance!"
"It's just a charity sale, right? I'll have her prepare some of her most prized possessions. That day, I'll show you what the Jiang family's power is all about!"
boom!
The classroom erupted in cheers ten times louder than before.
"Long live the goddess Bai Zhi!!"
"My brother-in-law is awesome!! I'll spend every last penny of my allowance to support this charity sale!!"
"The only girl on the entire internet to be selling goods live?! My god, the walls of our school will probably collapse from the crowd that day!"
Looking at this group of crazy classmates, Jiang Bai slumped into a chair.
"System... I'm fucking insane."
"Not only do I have to work myself to the bone on the playground, but I also have to sell myself for a good price at the stall..."
"Besides, a charity sale? Where the hell am I supposed to get items for a charity sale?"
"Should I sell those white stockings I took off? That would be a criminal case!!"
[Ahem, the host can produce and consume their own goods; as for how to produce them, that's up to the host.]
"What the hell is this, self-produced and self-sold?!"
Jiang Bai stared blankly out the window.
He could almost see it on the playground a few days later.
After running a kilometer, panting heavily, he had to run to the toilet at lightning speed.
It becomes a smaller version of Angelica dahurica.
She came out again, still wearing that goddess smile, while counting the money from those "lust-obsessed" classmates.
broken!
This was a scheme orchestrated by the system and the classmates!