strictlysupreme Chapter 386: Stop pretending, let’s be honest, I just cheated, so what?
Chapter 386: Stop pretending, let’s be honest, I just cheated, so what?
At this time, Lu Xiaoli looked helplessly at the busy players in front of him who were wandering around like headless flies.
They were busily walking back and forth, but it made Lu Xiaoli feel dizzy and his eyelids became heavier and heavier, as if they would close at any moment.
She couldn't help but yawn, and then she started to act coquettishly:
"Hubby, hug me, I want to sleep!" Hearing this, Luo Jingyu and Shi Yan rushed forward almost at the same time, each hugging Lu Xiaoli tightly, neither giving in.
"I want to hug my sister~" Shi Yan said eagerly.
"No, I want to hug my dear wife~" Luo Jingyu retorted without showing any weakness.
Just like that, the two of them were in a stalemate, and they kept shouting, "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "Give it to me?" For a moment, the atmosphere became very tense.
Finally, the two of them worked together to lift Lu Xiaoli up from his seat and walked towards the room step by step.
Lu Xiaoli was at a loss as to what to do by their sudden action and was completely stunned.
"Hey, hey, hey, stop it, you two! If you keep going like this, I won't be sleepy anymore!" Lu Xiaoli protested.
However, her words had no effect and the two men continued to do as they pleased.
Seeing this, Lu Xiaoli frowned, and suddenly an idea came to her mind. She stretched out her right hand and waved it vigorously, and instantly brought Luo Jingyu and Shi Yan into the space.
"Since you two have so much energy and nowhere to vent it, then go grow some vegetables!
Look at this fertile land, it's just right for you to use up your extra energy!" Lu Xiaoli put his hands on his hips and ordered seriously.
The two burly men, each about 1.88 meters tall, lowered their heads like children who had made a mistake, their faces full of grievance, and they kept muttering under their breath:
"Dear wife, I was wrong!"
"Wife, I was wrong!"
Their pitiful appearance formed a sharp contrast with their tall and mighty stature.
At this time, Lu Xiaoli was standing in the planting area, with his hands on his hips, and with one hand he picked up a big, juicy radish. He pointed at the two people and scolded them coquettishly:
"Hmph! Tell me quickly, what exactly did you do wrong?" Her voice was crisp and pleasant, but the majesty contained in it should not be underestimated.
Hearing this, Shi Yan hurriedly and carefully pulled Lu Xiaoli's sleeve, blinking his big watery eyes and acting coquettishly:
"Don't be angry, dear sister. I have a beautiful luminous watch here. Let's go back to the house and take a look, okay?"
However, Luo Jingyu, who was standing by, was not happy with this. Without saying anything, he rushed forward, opened his arms and hugged Lu Xiaoli tightly, then shouted triumphantly:
"Yo, my dear wife is mine!" He said as he strode towards the wooden house.
When Shi Yan saw this situation, he stamped his feet in anxiety, clenched his fists, and chased after him in a hurry.
He ran while shouting, "Wait for me! It's not fair, it's not fair!"
Looking at this noisy scene, Lu Xiaoli shook his head helplessly, reached out and gently stroked his forehead, sighed and said:
"Alas, these two naughty brats, there's really nothing I can do about them! But since they are my husbands, I can only let them dote on me. I choose my husband myself, so I have to pamper him!"
In a blink of an eye, the three of them arrived at the wooden house.
As soon as they entered the door, Shi Yan and Luo Jingyu couldn't wait to start a new contest.
I saw them standing face to face, neither of them giving in, and muttering to each other.
"I'll give it a hundred first!"
"No, I have to do it a hundred times first!"
In this way, both sides went back and forth, and neither of them was willing to give in. No one wanted to take advantage of the other, and no one wanted to suffer any loss.
For a moment, the whole wooden house was filled with...it was so lively.
All night long, Lu Xiaoli was tormented and felt happy and joyful!
By the time Lu Xiaoli woke up, the copy was almost over.
I rubbed my sleepy eyes and recalled last night's experiences. Those tense and exciting scenes are still vivid in my mind.
Lu Xiaoli achieved a super grand slam in the dungeon this time!
Her hands were full of shining bells, and each bell represented ten points.
At this moment, her points have already skyrocketed, and she is very excited about such an amazing result.
At the same time, Shi Yan also successfully completed his mission in the Cave of Ten Thousand Ghosts, and delivered an impressive result with a perfect clearance.
Similarly, the part that Lu Xiaoli was responsible for was also completed perfectly without any flaws.
Their outstanding performances enabled Longguo to once again win generous national rewards, and the whole country was jubilant.
However, in sharp contrast to the Dragon Kingdom are players from some other countries.
For example, the sanitary napkin player Shuababa is not so lucky.
At the end of the whole night, not only did he fail to catch a single bell, but he also ended up with wounds all over his body and looked miserable.
The final outcome is self-evident. This unlucky player not only lost his precious life, but even worse, due to the failure of the mission, a strange invasion will randomly descend upon the Sanitary Napkin Kingdom for up to ten minutes!
The news was like a bolt from the blue, instantly plunging the country into panic and despair.
At this moment, a mechanical and cold voice sounded on time:
"Ding—The dungeon is about to end, and the rewards will be distributed later.
The list of countries that have now been announced as having failed this mission are: Sanitary Nap Country, Moon Country, Kimchi Country... Since you have failed to complete the mission, strange invasions will be launched randomly, so please be prepared to deal with them.
The countdown begins, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! "
As the final countdown ended, a terrifying and strange force swept towards these unfortunate countries like a tide.
[Live broadcast room: Barrage of comments surged like a tide! ]
[Boss Lu and Boss Shi are like gods of war, easily and perfectly clearing the level! ]
[Longguo is cheating. This is absolutely ridiculous. We must report it. Report it with our real names!]
[Our base chairman is amazing, like a shining star. Let's go back to the base and celebrate!]
[I guarantee with my life that Longguo is indeed cheating. This is an indisputable fact!]
Lu Xiaoli looked at the barrage, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, revealing a disdainful smile, and then said to the live broadcast room in a decisive tone:
"That's right, I cheated. You guys are participating in a weird dungeon, but I'm not. I'm participating in a dating variety show, so falling in love is as natural as eating and drinking. Is that too much? Isn't it too much?
The dungeon boss is my husband, and cheating is as easy as taking a walk in my own garden. Is there anything abnormal about this?
You guys wanted to cheat, but unfortunately, you're like a bird without wings, you can only sigh in despair! Tsk, don't make such a fuss if you don't have the ability!