strictlysupreme Chapter 406: Test? Just asking if you know how to do it?
Chapter 406: Test? Just asking if you know how to do it?
【Live broadcast room barrage! 】
[Hahaha, there are so many funny moments, I don't even know where to laugh! The drunkard's skills are also ridiculous, like "Balala Energy, Macabaka Oh My God!" "Private Marseille Fuck!" "Arigato Butt Sauce, Wadasi, You All Just Stay Still?" Can this be considered a skill? It's almost making me laugh to death!]
[Baga! Do you know how to play Landlord? Who hired that idiot? This is the first time I've seen someone play four threes together. It makes me want to commit seppuku!]
Who the hell created this invisible ghost thing? It didn't hit anything the entire time, just sneaking around stealing health packs? Damn, are you a reincarnated vampire?
[Haha, Shi Da Lao's skills are awesome! He can even play Landlord! But the players from Auntie Country are really hilarious! Is there a way to play Landlord like that?]
[Playing cards doesn't depend on skill, it depends entirely on luck! Just like love, it doesn't depend on looks, it depends on fate!]
If there were ranks in card games, Conan would definitely be the leader in "funny rank"! Haha!
[Long time no see, Conan. Your IQ is still so stable! It hasn't increased at all!]
[Long time no see, Conan. Your IQ is still so stable, it hasn't increased at all!]
[That Conan player is my friend. Please, please stop talking about her. If you continue to talk about her, I'm afraid I won't be able to help but talk about her with you.]
[Conan, I'm your classmate, remember me? If you're upset by their mocking words, just call me and I'll laugh at you too.]
[Sadako is also a bit of a weirdo. She doesn't even buy any equipment, just wanders around. Throughout the whole game, only the drunk and the drowned were seriously playing the game!]
[Eh? Is it almost an hour? Is it time for the big boss to come out?]
[Ah, yes, yes, our Auntie Country can still be saved. As long as we defeat the big boss, everything will be fine and all difficulties will be solved.]
[Turn the world into silence and listen to the sound of Auntie Country breaking down, hahahaha! ]
The river area in the dungeon suddenly experienced a violent tremor, and a gigantic BOSS suddenly appeared in the center of the venue.
He wore a hideous mask and carried an enormous axe on his back. He looked menacing and intimidating.
Upon seeing this, the players from both the red and blue teams rushed forward, trying to capture this powerful BOSS!
However, just as they stepped into the BOSS's territory, a deafening sound rang out!
【“Welcome everyone to the quiz test trial field!
Anyone who can pass this level will receive amazing rewards including 100% damage bonus, 100% movement speed increase, 100% dual resistance enhancement, 100% critical strike rate surge, and 100% spell power surge!
In addition, you will receive the full support of this king. Now, the quiz exam is about to begin. Please listen carefully to the exam rules.
During the exam, you are strictly prohibited from talking to each other, looking around, eating snacks, emitting waste gas, leaving your seat to use the restroom, or making loud noises.
[Note: Each candidate will receive a unique test paper with different questions, which will be randomly assigned!]
[Note: Only those who pass the test are considered to have passed. Each team must have three candidates who successfully pass the test to be considered a winner.]
[Note: If you fail to pass the level, you will have to continue taking exams until the end of the game.]
[Special Statement: This exam adheres to the principles of fairness, impartiality, and openness, and will not involve any bias. All rights of interpretation belong to this king.]
[The exam competition has officially begun. I wish all candidates good luck! ]
The scene suddenly changed, and all the players seemed to be pulled by a mysterious force, and instantly found themselves in a spacious and bright classroom.
The test paper on the podium seemed to be driven by an invisible force, floating gently and slowly landing in the hands of each player.
When some players saw the title, they looked as if they had eaten shit!
The drunk cursed under his breath, his voice filled with anger and helplessness: "Fuck, this can be considered an exam? Who can answer these questions?"
【Topic display! 】
1. If you use the venom of a venomous snake to poison a venomous snake, will the venom of the venomous snake kill the snake? ( )
2. If your girlfriend is sick and your game has just started, would you choose to play mid or jungle? ( )
3. During a closely monitored exam, two students submitted identical papers. When the examiner discovered this, he did not consider them cheating. Why?
4. If I take a sleeping pill after taking a laxative, will I be unable to sleep due to diarrhea, or will I not have diarrhea if I fall asleep, or will I have diarrhea while sleeping? ( )
5. If a crusher is used to crush a crusher, will the crusher be crushed by the crusher? ( )
6. If I use a power bank to charge a power bank, will the power bank also be fully charged? ( )
7. In Journey to the West, how many hairs did Sun Wukong, who was pressed under the Five Finger Mountain, have?
8. In "The Legend of Zhen Huan", the madman and Sun Da Ying were making love in the back garden without knowing what was going on. Please tell me: How many hairs does Sun Da Ying have?
9. If I am sentenced to death, and during the execution, I kill the person who is executing me, would it be considered self-defense?
10. Why didn't Yugong ask Jingwei for help when he moved the mountain? Why didn't Jingwei let Kuafu drink some water before filling the sea? Why didn't Kuafu ask Houyi for ready-made arrows when chasing the sun? Why didn't Houyi borrow arrows from a straw boat when he shot down the sun?
The drunkard immediately shut himself up, "Damn, is this a question? No, not at all, not at all. How do I know how many hairs Sun Da Ying has? How many hairs does Sun Wukong have?
Damn, is this a serious topic? It’s obvious it’s not a serious topic.”
And the drowned ghost is facing the same situation!
"What the hell? This is a test? Are you taking me for a fool? Are these questions really that stupid? If anyone can do this test, I'll stand on my head and eat shit."
【Topic display! 】
1. If you eat Tang Sanzang's hemorrhoids, will you be able to live forever? ( )
2. If my plane crashes at the border between Asia and Europe, will the God of Death or the King of Hell take care of me? ( )
3. HIV attacks the immune system, and lupus is an overactive immune system. If I have both, is everything fine? ( )
4. If someone cuts my wrist during a fight, will I not die if I cut my arm off? ( )
5. I just want to know what the first person who knew that milk was drinkable did to the cow? ( )
6. Lü Bu was invincible on horseback, and Dian Wei was invincible on foot. If Cao Cao wanted to be invincible, why didn't he let Lü Bu ride Dian Wei? ( )
7. Why did Bai Niangzi feel her head was heavy when Xu Xian bought her a hat? ( )
8. One day, triangle, square, trapezoid, rectangle, and circle agreed to go out and play, but triangle didn’t show up. What is this situation called? ( )
9. Damn it, who is this "bazi" referring to? ( )
10. Rely on your eight generations of ancestors. Who are these eight generations? Who are these ancestors? ( )
The Drowned Ghost burst into tears and cursed under his breath, "What the hell, these are just rubbish questions? You don't even want me to pass, do you?
"You even come up with such a weird question to insult me? I don't even know who Xu Xian is! How am I supposed to know who 'Ma Le Ge Ba Zi' is? And who the hell is 'Eighth Generation Grandmother'? Wow, don't insult me like that..."
However, Lu Xiaoli, who was standing aside, saw that everyone looked sad and worried, and he couldn't help but feel confused.
Is the test really that difficult? I glanced down at my own paper. It wasn't difficult at all. It was ridiculously easy.
【topic!】
1. What is your husband's name? ( )
2. What is your second husband’s name? ( )
3. What is your third husband’s name? ( )
4. What is your fourth husband’s name? ( )
5. What is your fifth husband's name? ( )
6. What is your sixth husband’s name? ( )
7. What is your seventh husband’s name? ( )
8. What is your eighth husband's name? ( )
9. Guess who I am? ( )
10. Do you miss me? ( )