Chapter 470: Things between Ning Caichen and Black Wind Grandma!
Chapter 470: Things between Ning Caichen and Black Wind Grandma!
"Ah, zombie, please don't kill me, uncle!"
Lu Xiaoli was suddenly slapped hard in the face.
She looked up and found that the person taking the photo of her looked familiar, as if... it was Awei?
Yes, it’s the Awei who often shouts “Open the door, open the door, I am your captain Awei” in movies!
Lu Xiaoli was confused. What on earth was going on? How did she meet A Wei here?
What’s more, he just said there were zombies, but I clearly didn’t see anything!
Lu Xiaoli muttered while looking around. Suddenly, when she passed by a mirror, she couldn't help but exclaimed:
"Fuck that little cat system! I just came to visit and you gave me a zombie identity? And it's so ugly?"
She looked carefully and saw that the person in the mirror had turned into a hideous zombie!
Lu Xiaoli was suddenly at a loss whether to laugh or cry. It turned out that this so-called zombie was actually her!
Just then, she saw Awei, who had slapped her, standing not far away with an auntie smile on his face.
Lu Xiaoli's heart moved, hehehe, isn't this a scene from a classic movie?
So, she imitated a zombie, jumping and chasing after Awei, making terrifying noises from her mouth, deliberately trying to scare him.
Ah Wei was so frightened that he banged on the door desperately, shouting, "Open the door, open the door!"
However, the guards outside the prison gate stuck to their duties and refused to open the door.
They shouted in unison, "Our captain has given orders not to open the door no matter who knocks!"
Ah Wei was so scared that he peed his pants and continued to yell: "Open the door, open the door, I am your captain Ah Wei!"
Lu Xiaoli thought it was very interesting, but he didn’t know which player’s dream mission this was?
Ouyang Xiu: "Thank you, sister-in-law, for the horror carnival! Meeting you is my blessing!"
Lu Xiaoli was not going to disrupt the player's mission, but was just jumping around and playing!
While I was jumping, the scene changed again?
Why does this scene look so familiar?
Lanruo Temple?
Nie Xiaoqian? Ning Caichen?
"Could it be? I am Nie Xiaoqian?"
Lu Xiaoli touched his face and went to the river to look in the mirror!
"Little cat, you're awesome! I'm not Nie Xiaoqian, I'm that bad grandma!"
Seeing that his image was completely ruined, Lu Xiaoli sat alone by the river!
At this moment, she suddenly felt a slight movement behind her, as if something was approaching quietly.
She became alert and turned her head sharply to find out what was going on.
However, the moment her eyes met that figure, her heart almost stopped for a moment - the person standing behind her was actually an extremely handsome man!
She was very familiar with this man; he was her second husband, Qi Yan!
My heart beats every time I see the one I love!
Lu Xiaoli widened his eyes, looking at the scene in disbelief.
She never expected that this mission copy would actually belong to Qi Yan, and his identity was actually Ning Caichen!
Although his face was no longer what it originally looked like, Lu Xiaoli could still recognize him at a glance.
After all, they have lived together for so many years, and the friendship between them is not just talk.
However, when Lu Xiaoli thought of the character Ning Caichen, he couldn't help but feel a surge of anger in his heart.
Of course she knew the story between Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian, and now, Qi Yan was going to play this role. Doesn't that mean that he was going to have sex with Nie Xiaoqian...?
When he thought of this, Lu Xiaoli's anger erupted like a volcano.
She simply couldn't stand her husband having such intimate contact with another woman, even if it was just in the game!
She stood up angrily and stared at Qi Yan.
I don’t know if they left!
Anyway, her face is now that of an ugly old woman, no one can recognize her, and she can act without any scruples.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beautiful woman?" Lu Xiaoli pretended to be fierce and yelled at Qi Yan.
However, her words were not based on any confidence.
After all, grandma's image is too ugly, which is far from the word beauty.
Just as Lu Xiaoli finished his words, Qi Yan's version of Ning Caichen suddenly rushed up like a gust of wind and hugged Lu Xiaoli's version of grandma tightly!
He said confidently, "Wife, it's you, right? Even if you change your appearance, I can still recognize you at a glance, because your eyes can't deceive me!"
However, just as he finished speaking, suddenly, an anxious voice came from behind him, as if with a hint of fear and despair.
"Master Ning, be obedient and come back to me quickly! It will be too late if you don't come soon!"
Qi Yan's version of Ning Caichen turned around abruptly, glared at the source of the voice, and shouted, "Get away! I want to be with my wife!"
Cracks appeared on Nie Xiaoqian's beautiful face, and her expression was as if she had eaten a mouthful of shit, full of disbelief and astonishment.
"Sir, do you want to listen to what you are saying? That's my grandma, how dare you say that?"
She walked quickly to Ning Caichen, gently pulled his sleeve, and said softly, "Sir, please go with Xiaoqian.
A night of spring is worth a thousand gold, and I will serve you wholeheartedly, so that you can enjoy it to your heart's content."
Lu Xiaoli stood aside, watching this scene, the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.
She reached out her hand and gently pushed Qi Yan, who was clinging tightly to her, and said tentatively:
"Hey, didn't you hear that? Xiaoqian said that the nights of love are too short, why don't you go and enjoy this wonderful time?"
Qi Yan's eyes were slightly red. He stared at his grandmother in the distance, his eyes revealing a complex emotion of attachment, reluctance, and a hint of unspeakable pain.
"Wife, are you really going to push me away? You are the only one in my heart!"
"Ugh..." Nie Xiaoqian couldn't help but vomit!
"Excuse me, please continue. I suddenly feel like vomiting!"
Lu Xiaoli has become so ugly, but I didn’t expect that Qi Yan, this scumbag man, could still recognize him. This is true love for sure!
At this time, Nie Xiaoqian continued to seduce Qi Yan tirelessly, calling out in a delicate voice:
"Young Master, come here quickly, I'm much younger than grandma!"
Faced with Nie Xiaoqian's endless entanglement, Qi Yan grabbed Lu Xiaoli without hesitation and turned to leave.
"Wife, let's go to a quieter place. This female ghost has been following me all the way.
If it weren't for the fact that spells can't be cast in this dream, I really would have chopped her to pieces with a knife!" Qi Yan complained indignantly.
Seeing this, Lu Xiaoli suddenly had an idea in her mind and wanted to tease her husband.
So, she deliberately put on a stern face and scolded seriously:
"How dare you! You ignorant scholar, do you know who I am? I am the dreaded grandma!
I make a living by devouring the hearts of you scholars!"
Unexpectedly, Qi Yan was not afraid at all after hearing this. Instead, he quickly opened his clothes, exposing his chest, and said generously:
"Come on, my heart is right here, just eat it!"
Then, his eyes suddenly turned red, as if he had suffered a great injustice, and he sobbed and complained:
"Wife, do you not like me anymore? Do you have another dog outside?
Are they as caring as I am? Do they live as well as I do? Do they love their wives as much as I do?
Wuwuwu...you are my wife, there is absolutely no way I would make a mistake!"
Seeing his little puppy crying so sadly, Lu Xiaoli couldn't help but feel a little flustered and quickly explained:
"Husband, listen to my explanation. I'm really not your wife!"
Qi Yan curled his lips slightly, picked up Lu Xiaoli and ran!
"Wife, you've revealed the truth, and you still say that she's not my sweet and soft wife?"
Lu Xiaoli: Huh? Where did I give myself away? Hey, hey, hey, you really aren't picky. You can even eat something like me?
Qi Yan laid on her neck and shoulders and acted coquettishly, "Liking my wife doesn't just mean caring about your looks. What I really like is you as a person. Even if you become ugly, I will still like you!
Wife, the night is short, adults should do adult things! "
Lu Xiaoli shook his head, "No, my skin is too ugly, it makes me uncomfortable! And you're using someone else's face, it makes me uncomfortable!"
Qi Yan hugged Lu Xiaoli and whispered to him, "If my wife doesn't agree, then let's kiss until the end of the dungeon!"
Nie Xiaoqian and the other little ghosts watched this scene from afar, their expressions of disgust were beyond words!
"Ugh...this young man really has a way with his mouth? He can actually eat even though my grandma is in this horrible state?
He must have been fooled by Grandma's tricks. No, I have to rescue the young master!"
Lu Xiaoli was tortured so hard by Qi Yan that her whole body was sore. He knew how to torture her!
Just when the two were about to take a step further, a white ribbon floated over, tied up Qi Yan and flew away?
Lu Xiaoli looked at her kidnapped husband in a daze, and flew over to chase him in anger. As she chased him, the scene changed again!
Lu Xiaoli held his forehead and smiled bitterly, "Whose dream mission is this?"
Qi Yan, who was taken away by Nie Xiaoqian, had an urge to kill someone. He finally made his wife emotional, but the good thing was suddenly interrupted. Who wouldn't be angry?
Qi Yan struggled hard to break free from the white ribbon, then pulled the ribbon towards Yan Chixia!
"Don't you like helping others? Handing you over to Yan Chixia will be a good deed for me!"
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