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Chapter 776 The old fairy itself is a big medicine for curing diseases

Chapter 776 The Old Immortal Is A Big Pill To Cure All Ailments

The conflicts in the emperor's family were finally resolved because of Sun Simiao's vaccinia technique. At the same time, Li Zhi also forbade the possibility of Wu Mei wanting to present at the Fengchan Taishan Conference through the vaccinia technique.

Li Hong felt that he could further become the emperor, but in the end, the emperor and queen of heaven did not allow him, so he can only be the prince at present.

For the three of them, this incident was just a small disturbance, but for Zhong Kui, it was a catastrophe.

Of course, for those corpses buried or discarded by the emperor's personal guards, their death is worthless.

Fortunately, God loves Zhong Kui so much, he was given the mind of a wise man and the body of a beast.

Although his body was covered with scars, he still walked back to Mount Zhongnan from Luoyang abruptly.

He dared not walk during the day, because passers-by would always think he was a mandrill, so he could only drive at night. Even so, there were still rumors of a mandrill coming on the road from Luoyang to Chang'an. It was reported by people who saw Zhong Kui traveling at night.

During the day, Zhong Kui could only curl up in the tomb and feed himself with a few offerings. At night, if he encountered a beast, Zhong Kui would catch it and drink its blood.

When he reached Mount Zhongnan, even he felt that he was no longer a person, but more like a ghost.

When Yunchu and Ruan met Zhong Kui, he was eating meat with big mouthfuls. The meat was pork, but the pork he ate was extremely poor. He killed the pig and threw it into the fire with the hair after the pig was killed. After the pork skin is charred black, it can be eaten with a knife.

The skin of the pork was burnt black, and the inside was a coquettish pink color. In a short while, Yun Chu and Rou Rou saw that he ate more than two catties.

When Yunchu came here, he brought a lot of delicious food, but Zhong Kui didn't even look at it. After this incident, Zhong Kui's appetite changed a lot.

Ghosts should eat blood. Only humans eat the exquisite food brought by Yunchu.

What happened to Zhong Kui was clearly explained by Yin Erhu in his report, but the two of them didn't see Zhong Kui in the corpse pit, so they thought Zhong Kui was dead.

In the battle of Qixia Guan, among Taoist sects, only Zhong Kui really participated in the battle, and the target of his battle was the queen's Qianniuwei.

Hit, hit, and another group of people came, obviously the Hualang disciples. After they came, they killed many Taoist priests without saying a word. Even though many Taoist priests had dropped their swords and surrendered, they still killed very vigorously.

Until finally a group of men in black came and massacred them indiscriminately with crossbow arrows.

He saw Ye Fashan, Zhang Guo, and Li Chunfeng being captured without fighting. He fought hard and wanted to rescue them, but the few remaining soldiers took the opportunity to inflict many wounds on him and fell to the ground exhausted.

Until he was thrown into the corpse pit, Zhong Kui didn't understand who the Daomen had provoked and would be hunted down by such a powerful group of warriors.

It can be said that if Zhong Kui is a ghost now, he is also a foolish ghost.

"What should we do in the future?" Rourou was obviously seduced by Zhong Kui's greedy eating, grabbed a chicken from the food box brought by Yunchu and started to eat it.

He felt that Zhong Kui's eating was full of wild beauty, so the way he gnawed on the roast chicken was extraordinarily rough.

"First find out whether I am a human or a ghost." Zhong Kui felt ashamed facing the two of them, so he ate a lot.

Facing people like Zhong Kui, Yunchu naturally wouldn't complain why he didn't discuss with them before going to Luoyang.

After all, Zhong Kui is a completely free person. He also has his own ideas and goals. It is normal to talk or not to discuss.

"Don't eat it, you'll starve to death if you eat any more." Seeing that Zhong Kui was still eating, Yun Chu handed over a flagon.

Zhong Kui took the jug and took a big sip and said to Yunchu, "Don't rely on your own high martial arts and be careless in the future. When a group of armored soldiers rushes over, you can't stop them without a weapon in your hand.

I narrowly escaped death this time, it is very likely that someone deliberately let me go, you have to be careful in the future. "

Yun Chu said, "The armored soldier who hurt you is Qianniuwei, the one who killed those Taoist priests is Hualangtu, and the person who killed Qianniuwei, Hualangtu, and Taoist priests in the end is the emperor's personal guard. Zuo Chun This dead eunuch leads.

Also, Zhang Guo was cut open by the emperor with a thousand ox knife, Luo Gongyuan was also gouged open by a thousand ox knife, Ye Fashan committed suicide by taking poison to leave a whole body, but he was still cut open by the furious emperor, listen Said that the bodies of these three people are still placed in the Luoyang Imperial Medical Office by the emperor. The internal organs were emptied by the medical workers and filled with fragrant medicine. The emperor very much hoped that the three of them could be resurrected and trouble him. Do you think it is possible? "

Zhong Kui shook his head and said, "No."

Wen Rou spat out a chicken bone and said with a smile: "Li Chunfeng said that those three people have already entered the fairy class and will not come back."

Yun Chu said: "Do you hate the Emperor?"

Zhong Kui shook his head and said: "The people sent by the emperor didn't come to kill me. I even had the chance to run away at the beginning, but I didn't run away. I wanted to fight with the people in the temple. It was only at the end that I realized that I'm the only one who really wants to fight.

The emperor even spared my life when I was seriously injured and fell to the ground. You said, what reason do I have to hate the emperor? "

Rourou glanced at Yunchu and said, "This person's brain has been broken."

Zhong Kui finally stopped eating pink pork, patted his head and said: "It's not that the brain is broken, it's that the world is broken.

When I tried my best to help the Daoist sect to a new level, they thought I was a very useful idiot.

When I tried my best to protect the Taoist sect, they knelt down and surrendered, watching me fight alone, and finally I was thrown into the corpse pit like carrion.

When I felt that I deserved to die, I was lucky enough to survive and found that my personal death did not help the result.

Back then, the emperor humiliated me in every possible way because of my ugly appearance, which made me lose confidence in the world, so I devoted myself to Taoism.

Now, the Tao has scarred me all over again, no one cares, Yunchu, you can treat me as a ghost from now on, a ghost that can eat ghosts. "

When a weak woman bursts into tears, it will always make people feel pity; when a handsome scholar bursts into tears, it will make people feel pitiful... Normally, when a bearded man tears When the tears flowed all over the face and dripped down the needle-like beard, people's first reaction was to laugh.

However, Yun Chu and Rou Rou are not only unable to laugh now, but also have the urge to cry with Zhong Kui.

Zhong Kui cried with absolute sincerity, he did not hide his sadness, let the tears flow freely, and stretched out his hand helplessly towards Yun Chu, hoping that Yun Chu could save him again.

Yun Chu grabbed Zhong Kui's hand, sniffled and said, "Change your clothes, tidy your beard and hair, and I'll take you to see what the real Tao is."

With a gentle smile, he took out an extremely sharp dagger from his sleeve, shook the dagger and said to Zhong Kui: "For so many years, I have always wanted to clean up those messy beards on your face and the grass-like hair on your head. Now, now, I finally have a chance."

So, under a tall saponin tree, Zhong Kui lay on a bamboo chair with his upper body naked, with his whole head exposed outside the recliner. He gently washed Zhong Kui's beard and hair thoroughly with warm water, and sat down triumphantly. Zhong Kui stabbed his head up and down.

This dagger made of Utz steel really lived up to its reputation, and hairs and beards fell off where the blade passed.

Gentle picked up the dagger, put it in front of her mouth and blew gently, the stubble and hair dross on the blade would fall off naturally.

"The real hair blowing and hair breaking! It's the beard and hair of a real man like Zhong fool."

Yun Chu looked at Zhong Kui's hairless head and face and nodded, "After removing the beard and hair, Zhong Kui looks just ordinary ugly. The reason why he looked ugly before is that his messy hair and A full beard will bear [-]% of the responsibility."

Zhong Kui naturally doesn't care about the body, hair, skin, and skin of his parents' bullshit. At this moment, the only people he can truly trust are Yun Chu, Wen Wen, and Di Renjie. If these three people betray him again, he will definitely not continue to live. Motivation to go down.

Therefore, as a top martial artist, Zhong Kui didn't even blink when the sharp dagger in Rou Rou's hand passed across his head, throat, eyes and other parts with a chill.

When Wen Rou started to wash Zhong Kui's egg head with warm water, she couldn't help but sighed and said: "Such a fool, if he doesn't bully him, I'm really sorry for my ideal of being a villain all the time."

Zhong Kui stroked his bald head with a big hand full of scars and said with a smile, "It's really cool."

Yun Chu, Rou Rou laughed together, not because of what Zhong Kui said, but because of his weird egg head, Yun Chu would be a braised egg if he shaved his head, and Wen Rou would be considered a little nun if he shaved his head, Only Zhong Kui's bald head is in a strange mountain shape, which is very individual.

However, it also made Zhong Kui's ugliness weird and funny.

Therefore, when the three of them walked into Chang'an City, Zhong Kui attracted a lot of attention and was even pointed at.

Just this little change made Zhong Kui very happy, because before, no one dared to look at him more, and every child would cry when they saw him.

It's all right now, a beautiful girl in pink gauze was lying in her father's arms, pointing at Zhong Kui's head and saying something, which caused the father and daughter to coo and giggle together.

Zhong Kui made a face at the little girl, but the little girl still didn't cry, but laughed even louder.

Speaking of which, the huge city of Chang'an has finally accepted Zhong Kui's ugliness, which is the expression of the tolerance of a top big city.

A person who is as smart as Zhong Kui immediately understands that what Yunchu said is actually these. He has hoped to integrate into the big group all his life. Now, he has achieved at least half of it, and he will no longer scare children to cry...

Although the weather is hot, there are a lot of children on the street, and their goal is basically the same, they all go to the Tai Hospital.

The old god spent all his private savings, even sold the house he lived in, just to cultivate cowpox.

Cowpox can only be found in cows' milk houses. For this reason, the old god bought more than 100 cows just to cultivate vaccinia.

Chang'an Liushou Mansion is very rich, and Wannian and Chang'an counties are also very rich. It stands to reason that it is not impossible to raise some money for the old god to buy cows.

It's a pity that the government's credit is not enough to allow the people to allow them to vaccinate their children.

The old god's credit is enough...

The old god is also unwilling to pass on the crisis of failure to the government. He does everything by himself. If he doesn't have enough money, he sells Lao He's house. .

No one complained, and no one showed any dissatisfaction. Some people even competed for the opportunity to sell their property.

When Yunchu, Zhong Kui, and Wenrou arrived at the Imperial Hospital, the old fairy in a pure white robe was flicking his tongue and making strange noises, the purpose was to attract the attention of the child in front of him, while his left hand was holding A small needle knife dipped into a white jade bottle, and quickly pierced into the child's arm. Before the child felt the pain, the vaccination was over.

The old fairy took out a piece of light yellow rock sugar from the plate next to it and stuffed it into the child's deflated mouth, and casually threw the used needle knife into the anti-virus drug with a small opening next to it.

After the child's parents thanked him a thousand times, the old god raised his head and said to the family of six waiting at the door, "Next."

(End of this chapter)