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Chapter 883

Yunchu never allowed children to tell lies.

He can choose not to tell, or object, but he can't tell lies. If he tells too many lies, there will be a serious consequence, which is to make the child think that he doesn't have to work so hard to tell the truth, and a lie can achieve the same level as telling the truth. the result of.

In fact, can a lie really be compared with the truth?

Obviously it is impossible, even if you tell a hundred lies and others believe them, after one and a hundred lies are exposed, the castle built by the previous hundred lies will completely collapse, and there is no chance to rebuild it.

Of course, Yunchu's request for the truth is not to tell the truth. Wouldn't it be a fool to do that?

Language is a thing with a very strict structure, and there are countless mysteries hidden in it. Generally speaking, language is used to communicate with people, but there are countless skills in communicating with people.

Any matter can be understood and expressed from many angles. A good boy only needs to tell the truth from the angle that is most beneficial to himself and his purpose.

There is no need to lie, and it is much more advanced than lying.

Just like the famous sentence - as soon as I came in, I saw Chang Wei calling for blessings!

Under the influence of this kind of education, whether it is Li Si, or Wen Huan, Di Guangsi is unwilling to become a person like Yun Jin. Therefore, under the threat of eating catfish, they choose to hurt themselves and treat Yun Jin. Jin eats the catfish that hurts the least.

In the past, people in the Tang Dynasty did not eat carp, because the word for carp is Li. People started to eat carp in the middle of Taizong's reign, because Emperor Taizong himself ate it.

As for catfish, many people eat it. This kind of fish has a lot of oil. It's delicious with a spoonful of hot oil.

Of course Yunchu ate catfish, and he had eaten it before. Whether it was stewed catfish with eggplant, stewed catfish with beans, or braised tofu, they were all delicious dishes in his eyes.

In the military camp in winter there were only tofu and salted vegetables. Yunchu cooked a large pot of salted vegetables by himself. Stewed catfish with tofu. There was a lot of oil and the taste was added. After the four children ate it, they still yelled to eat.

As for the matter of the fish eating dead people, in front of the delicious dishes, they have long forgotten it completely...

Li Si swears that in the future, he must become the most vicious bad thing and eat up all the bad things in the world...

On February [-]th, Yunchu led the generals of the rear army to welcome Li Zhi's arrival by the side of the pontoon bridge.

Before welcoming Li Zhi's arrival, Yunchu's scouting horses had already been released a hundred miles away, and the upper reaches of the Yellow River were under constant surveillance. The entire Dongming County had entered a state of military control, and pedestrians were prohibited from moving around.

The simple pontoons that were originally placed on both sides of the pontoon also fell down at the same time. As for the main bridge in the middle, Yunchu even sent someone to wash it with water, and the wooden boards on it were completely disassembled and reinstalled. In order to prevent someone from installing gunpowder on it.

Even so, Yunchu still didn't dare to be careless, and even prepared a boat as a backup.

The first person Yunchu saw was Xue Rengui. This guy has been worrying a lot lately. His shiny black beard is now interspersed with some white beard, especially his eyes, which are as red as fire.

"I didn't hear that there was a big commotion over there, why did you make you look like this?"

Xue Rengui said in a low voice: "Sixteen assassinations, 79 people were killed. Xue Yuanchao, the Marquis of Fenyin County, was shot in the dark. Now life and death are unpredictable. I really don't know how many dead people are still in Jiyang City. I can't sleep at night. Now it's finally here. It's liberating."

Yun Chu said: "Your Majesty should stay in Luoyang and never come out."

Xue Rengui shook his head and said: "If you want to enshrine Chan Taishan, how could your majesty not come out?"

Yun Chu smiled and said, "Feng Chan Taishan is usually in September, and now it's only mid-February. If you are so difficult, how can you survive the rest of the day?"

Xue Rengui smiled and said: "Now, His Majesty has sent you here, and it will be your troubles from now on. I, old Xue, can finally raise my eyebrows in Hedong and let go of the pickling gas I have received recently."

Yun Chu said: "Don't stir up a civil uprising."

Xue Rengui sneered and said, "We only take the gentry, it has nothing to do with the common people."

Yun Chu nodded and said: "Then we must first tell the benefits to the people, and then do it."

Xue Rengui said: "I can't take care of that much anymore. More than 300 sons under Lao Tzu's command died aggrievedly. This debt has to be recovered. Those who didn't like it before are all included in Lao Tzu's massacre."

Yun Chu saw that Xue Rengui didn't listen to persuasion, so he stopped talking. Seeing that this guy was exhausted, he asked people to light up the small stove and boil pots of tea. On cold days, this thing is the most comforting thing .

After waiting for another hour, he saw a group of hundreds of cavalry approaching from a distance. The army formation of these people was loose, not at all what an elite should be.

Fortunately, Yunchu knew that these people were actually the targets released by the emperor to attract the enemy's feather arrows, and the real Baiqi must be guarding around the emperor Luanjia now.

The group of hundred riders rode over and saw Yunchu's gloomy face, and felt uncomfortable and began to put on a show. There is no reason for Yunchu to hide here.

"Three thousand trees were cut, as a warning to others."

Yunchu's whip was still whipped on the face of the head lieutenant of Baiqi. Ever since he took over the military duties of guarding the emperor, Yunchu automatically became the Minister of Suwei, the direct superior of Baiqi who looked like this.

Xue Rengui was drinking sweet tea, watching the excitement with a smile on his face. He had just handed over his position as Minister of the Guard, and now he was happy to see this group of Baiqi who were made up of Tang dandies make a fool of themselves.

The drum music sounded in front, and the music should be "Zhi Ge", which surprised Yunchu. Obviously, the emperor didn't do anything other than kill people along the way, so it would be too much to play "Zhi Ge" at this time. Too much.

Seeing the huge Luanjia approaching slowly, Xue Rengui smiled and said, "It's so easy and comfortable once the heavy burden is unloaded."

After finishing speaking, he cupped his fists at Yunchu and saluted, then jumped on the horse and ran towards Luanjia. Seeing the lively appearance of the horse, I have to say that Xue Rengui seems to be having a rough time recently.

The official from the Ministry of Rites did not show up, so Yun Chu naturally couldn't go anywhere. After a while, Wei Xuance, the servant of the Ministry of Rites, came over on his horse. He didn't dismount when he saw Yun Chu, but took out a scroll and babbled on the horse, okay? Yi Yi waited for him to finish singing, then Wei Xuan clasped his fists at Yunchu immediately and said, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty has summoned you."

Yun Chu got on his horse and left, but Wei Xuan grabbed him and said, "Your Majesty, take off your armor."

Yun Chu said: "How to protect His Majesty by taking off the armor?"

After finishing speaking, he rode his horse towards Luanjia to greet him.

Wei Xuan looked at Yunchu's back and said to Congren: "Is this the style of a favorite minister?"

There were also people who knew about Yunchu's affairs from among the people, and said quickly: "Your Majesty has entered the palace in armor several times, and His Majesty did not blame him."

Meeting the emperor in the wild is more troublesome than in the imperial palace. First, the Jinwu Guard has to pass the test, verifying the will, verifying the waist badge, and then the left and right guards. Yunchu needs to sign up to pass and arrive at the newly established Zuo Qianniu When guarding, you have to hand over all your weapons and wear a ritual sword.

After Yunchu passed the left and right Qianniuwei teams, he reached the palace guard level. Fortunately, the guard at the palace guard level was an acquaintance, the general who was stronger than a cow. In the past, this guy always followed Li Zhi. Behind him is like a shadow, and he never speaks.

When I saw this guy again today, he was actually smiling all over his face, and he knew how to salute when he saw Yunchu, and the most important thing was that he spoke standard Guanzhong dialect.

"Your Majesty, are you safe?"

Hearing the words Wen Zou Zou said from the giant man's mouth, Yun Chu also clasped his fists and said, "General Lei is all right?"

Lao Lei couldn't pretend anymore, so he said with a sneer, "Your Majesty wants me to speak like a human being."

Yun Chu said: "It's even less human."

Lao Lei touched his bald head and said, "That's right, I don't think it's human either."

Yunchu pointed to Luanjia who was not far away and said, "This time, you don't need to search your pants, right?"

Lao Lei smiled honestly, but said without hesitation: "Rules are rules."

Yun Chu said angrily: "Is it possible to find a maid?"

Lao Lei showed his white teeth and said with a chuckle, "I, Lao Lei, can serve you personally."

In the end, Lao Lei still found a handsome guy to touch Yun Chu from head to toe before letting him go.

After Yunchu saw Ruichun's dead face, the search and inspection process was finally over. When he looked up, he saw Li Zhi and Wu Mei playing chess in the open car door.

He obviously saw Yun Chu coming, and he watched it for a long time, and when Yun Chu came, he pretended not to see it, the two of them were having a lot of fun.

Ruichun boarded the Luanjia, and whispered at the door: "Your Majesty, Lantian Hou Yunchu will meet you."

Li Zhi pretended to look at Yunchu, and said: "Xuan." He continued to play chess with Wu Mei, but the giant bear who was lying on the door of Luanjia as a carpet saw Yunchu, and hurriedly got up and burrowed into the depths of Luanjia .

It was only when Yunchu got on the Luanjia that he realized that the area of ​​the entire Luanjia was not small, it was ten square meters, and the furnishings inside were extremely luxurious. Just the bead curtain used to block the light, the Dongzhu used was more expensive than the one stored in Yun’s house. There are even more Dongzhu.

Seeing Yun Chu looking around as soon as he came up, Li Zhi coughed and said, "Is that pontoon bridge you built safe?"

Yun Chu said: "It's safe."

Wu Mei looked at Yun Chu and said, "Since it's safe, why did you build two auxiliary bridges?"

Yun Chu replied blankly: "In order to be more secure, not only that, I also prepared a huge boat."

Li Zhi nodded and said: "It's safe to be safe, but the problem is that there are three points of risk in this boat."

Yun Chu smiled and said: "Your Majesty, please just tell me what you want."

Li Zhi said: "Call Li Ji over here."

Yun Chu didn't answer, but just looked at the emperor.

Li Zhi said leisurely: "In the past, there was Huang Quan who confided his heart in front of Huang Quan. I see that the Yellow River and Huang Quan are no different. I am going to talk to Li Ji in the center of Huang Quan. What do you think?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "It's not right."

"What's wrong?"

"Because His Majesty can't ask anything."