Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

Chapter 386 Don’t Imitate Others Casually

Often the most terrifying are not the brutal criminals, but the smart criminals.

Because they know too well how to use counter-detection to grasp the psychological activities of the investigating police and thus mislead the police.

Or leave some irrelevant evidence to divert the investigation.

[I tell you from my actual experience that you should never make random assumptions in this world, otherwise you will scare yourself!

I was distracted in class just because the teacher looked at me. I thought the teacher asked me to answer a question, so I stood up and confidently chose A.

Later I stood outside the old classroom, and it turned out that the teacher was talking about cloze test. 】

[This group of people must think that Sister Yuan and the others are undercover, otherwise they would not say this.

Hahahaha, it's another day that Sister Yuan is treated as an undercover agent. 】

"Watching the place? What's so interesting in this remote place?"

Director Wang looked around and indeed did not find anything wrong.

"Very good, based on your question I know you are definitely not from the police, otherwise you wouldn't ask such a stupid question!

Haven't you heard that the more remote the place, the easier it is to hide your identity? "

The eldest brother looked at Director Wang with contempt. He didn't expect that he was so stupid despite his old age.

Director Wang, who was accidentally injured again, felt that he was simply unlucky.

“So what exactly are you hiding here, can you share it with us?

Don't worry, we are keeping our mouths shut and won't reveal a single word to the outside world."

There was a gleam of gossip in Jiang Zhiyuan's eyes. She was really curious about what these people were doing in this remote place.

This isn't a foreign country, so we can't build a military factory here, right? Besides, this environment isn't suitable for building that kind of thing.

“This little girl, I have never been to school, but that doesn’t mean there is something wrong with my IQ!

I'm not stupid, how could I tell anyone about this? Although I committed a crime, my brain is still working properly."

The boss now looks very proud. He feels that his IQ is no worse than those who have attended college.

"I didn't expect him to be a little smart. I thought he would be a stupid roe deer."

Jiang Zhiyuan's eyes were flashing with curiosity, as if he had discovered a new world. The boss felt that his IQ was insulted once again.

Sister Xu and the others looked at her with indescribable expressions. What we are saying is, there is no need to say such things to others, right? !

"Why are you all looking at me? Am I wrong?"

She picked up a fallen small tree directly from the ground and broke it into pieces in her hands.

Everyone's expressions now are very consistent, and their movements are also very consistent, shaking their heads in unison.

[Sister, who dares to say anything bad about you when you are like this? I feel like you will grab my neck and say to me in the next second, do you think I am right?

If I dare to say anything wrong, my head and my body will probably be separated like this. 】

[Threat! This is a blatant threat! But they dare not say anything. This is suppression by force! ]

[God has his own way, so who can escape it?]

This group of gangsters finally got to experience the feeling of being threatened by others, and it was no problem for the man on the other side to single-handedly fight against all eight of them! 】

"So what should we do now? We can't just chat and talk in the wilderness, right?

At least we have to change places, either you let me go, or we can go sit at your place for a while."

Jiang Zhiyuan suddenly bent down, picked up a few small stones from the ground, and threw them into the air.

Throw with the left hand, catch with the right hand, throw with the right hand, catch with the left hand...

The people on the opposite side were dazzled and began to have a new understanding of this person's identity. Could it be that this person was actually an acrobat?

"Um...what do you want to do?"

The boss swallowed. He felt that the pressure from this person was greater than that from those police officers.

You know, people like them are afraid of police officers, like mice seeing cats, but facing this person...

Although this little girl is always smiling, she gives people a strong sense of oppression.

"What do you mean by what I want? It's obviously what you want.

Let's not say anything too harsh. I'm just an ordinary citizen. How can I threaten you?"

Jiang Zhiyuan threw all the stones into the air, then caught them with his right hand and put his left hand into his trouser pocket, looking so handsome.

"You really are so good at pretending!"

The assistant said that, but his body was very honest.

He also grabbed a handful of small stones from the ground and prepared to try it himself, but unfortunately he failed, and the stones hit his head as expected.

Even though it hurt a lot, he endured it and didn't cry out.

After all, how could such an embarrassing thing be known to more people?

But he forgot that this was a live broadcast and everyone in the broadcast room saw it. It was embarrassing for the young assistant to be embarrassed in front of hundreds of thousands of people. He really had no future in life!

This tells us that we should never think about imitating other people’s pretentious behavior, because it is possible that you can only imitate it once in your life.

Simple imitation is called self-mutilation, and more complex imitation is called suicide. I don’t know whether you want to be disabled to the first degree or want to commit suicide.

"Pretending! Really pretending! I feel like a garbage bag isn't as pretentious as him!"

Director Wang was also indignant. He was not that handsome when he was young, so why could he be so handsome?

If he could have learned this skill when he was young, the girls chasing him now would probably still line up from here to Paris.

After all, kids nowadays love archaeology. What if they find a video of him back then?

Hehe, wow~ I can attract a group of female fans again!

Imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel!

Director Wang Dao touched his already bald hair and sighed.

As expected, youth is gone, and the time to seize the moment is now. If he succeeds, he will be a master at showing off.

Just when he was about to try, the young assistant grabbed his hand and shook his head slightly at him.

"Brother-in-law, please think twice. I don't want my little niece to lose her father yet."

This sentence successfully earned him a beating from Director Wang. The young assistant was beaten to a pulp and burst into tears.

[Damn, Sister Yuan is really trying to show off all the time!

Is she feeling happy now? Hey, sisters in the live room, do you think I am handsome? ! 】

[If my ex-boyfriend had this skill, do you think I would still break up with him? Sure enough, a man's handsomeness only needs to be highlighted. ]

[Never imitate others casually, otherwise you will probably get into bad luck. Don’t ask me how I know this!

Last time I imitated a blogger playing with a knife, I accidentally cut my hand, and there were 5 cuts on it. 】