Chapter 150 Look at Your Stupid X Look
Chapter 150 Look at Your Stupid X Look
Chapter 150 Look at Your Stupid X Look
"Do you think I'm a bully?"
He Yuxiang stepped on the meat god Buddha, his body was surrounded by golden light, it looked like it was coated with gold powder.The meat god Buddha was struggling under his feet, but every time he tried to get up, he would step on him heavily, and those tentacles would be cut off as soon as they stretched out. Although this thing has super recovery ability, it can't stand it like this Cutting like wheat, he was quickly subdued.
"Underestimate liberal arts students?" He Yuxiang was obviously angry: "Let me tell you, the things I have learned in my life are designed to deal with you."
He was talking, and Gu Tao was interpreting beside him, and they cooperated quite well.It's just that He Yuxiang felt that Gu Tao was really like a sand sculpture, but he was too embarrassed to say it out loud, so when Gu Tao translated a sentence, he glanced at it with his eyes, and after several glances, Gu Tao still translated without comprehension.
And just when he was preparing to torture the flesh god Buddha, a crack was suddenly split in the darkness, and a black tentacle suddenly appeared without him responding at all, and the flesh god Buddha under He Yuxiang's feet was completely smashed. dragged away.
Even Gu Tao was stunned at this moment, the two of them looked at each other, and Gu Tao asked, "What is this?"
"How courageous, you dare to steal someone in front of me." He Yuxiang sneered: "Even if I chase you to the ends of the earth, I will chase you back!"
After he finished speaking, he turned around and took off the elder sister drum at the door and stuffed it into his bag and said to Gu Tao: "I'll take a step first. I will delay going to your place on Monday for two days. If I don't take them away today, I will The whole person is uncomfortable!"
He Yuxiang said while holding strange handprints with both hands. Before Gu Tao could speak, he had disappeared. According to the tracker on the mask, this guy had appeared [-] kilometers away. A movement of thousands of miles.
Gu Tao scratched his head, took out his phone and called He Yuxiang, but he couldn't get through. If there were no accidents, this guy's phone hadn't been charged yet.
"He entered the warp space." Satania's voice rang in Gu Tao's ear: "But it doesn't seem to last long."
"Never mind that guy, he's just sick."
In fact, Gu Tao was a little helpless, because when the crack opened, four or five drones followed him and got in. He Yuxiang didn't have to chase it by himself. When the time came, he could just send two positioners over and then launch a long-range strike. After all, the earth There is also a Titan robot parked on the track. Hitting this thing is not the same as playing.
But He Xiansen didn't give Gu Tao a chance to speak at all, so he chased him out.Therefore, young people are just unreliable, and there is a breath of recklessness everywhere.
But after he left, no one took care of the mess here, so Gu Tao had no choice but to suppress his nausea and go into his cousin's room, took out a small jar from his backpack, and took out a thumbtack-like thing from the jar in his hand He shook it, and then pressed it directly on his cousin's neck aorta.
The nano-robots inside began to release, and then Gu Tao injected him with a tube of super-strong hormones. After this hormone enters the body, the internal organs of the person will start to run at full speed in a short time, and cooperate with the repair work of the nano-robots. Within a few 10 minutes his body would start to regenerate, and it wouldn't stop until it was back to perfection.
It’s just that this hormone has a terrible sequelae, because it cannot be metabolized by the body. Once injected, it will remain forever. After losing its effect, it will combine with other pheromones in the blood to form a very special toxic substance. The target organ of this toxic substance is the reproductive system, that is to say, this thing can only be injected when it is to save life, because it keeps chickens but not people, and people but not chickens.However, I don’t know if sister Tifa had some kind of hatred for her cheating fiancé when she developed this hormone. The damage of this hormone is irreversible, just like paraquat, there is no treatment.And it will also change the structure of the pituitary gland, inhibit the secretion of male hormones and crazily produce female hormones.
"From now on, there will be one more bigwig in women's clothing in the world." Gu Tao sighed, "I hope Sister Xue will be satisfied."
The repair process lasted about four to ten minutes, because this guy's body really couldn't stand the toss. If he didn't treat it, even if the exorcism was successful, he would linger on his last breath for a year or a half at most, but since Gu Tao's trip It is for the money, so the after-sales service must be done well.
Halfway through the restoration, Gu Tao took out [-] dead grasshopper-flavored nutritious dry food, melted it with water, and poured it from his cousin's chrysanthemum.During this process, Gu Tao was extremely disgusting, but this guy's stomach has basically no digestion function, so if he doesn't drink it from this place, the effect will be basically useless.
After receiving a large amount of energy support, the repair speed was significantly accelerated. The hole in his cousin's chest had healed, and the rotten spots on his joints had also healed at a speed visible to the naked eye. Toxins were also cleaned up by nanobots.
After doing all this, Gu Tao simply took a shower in the bathroom of their house, and then fell asleep in a clean room.When he fell asleep, his cousin's consciousness gradually recovered. After the nanorobots consumed the last repairing substances, they also entered the kidneys to wait for metabolism.Generally speaking, apart from being unable to get up again, my cousin basically has no major problems now. With a little adjustment, he will become a brand new women's clothing boss.
Of course, the premise of all this is that He Yuxiang can handle that thing, otherwise he will have to do it again in two months.
When he woke up, it was already bright, he slowly sat up from the bed, rubbed his eyes and opened the door.He carefully took off his mask and sniffed it. The stench still lingered in the air, but it was a world of difference compared to last night. On the third floor, someone was coming in and out of his cousin's room before cleaning.
At this time, Wu Xue ran up the stairs with a long skirt, and when he saw Gu Tao, he quickly pulled him aside: "Did you really cure him?"
"Of course." Gu Tao stretched his waist: "What about others?"
"I was taken to take a bath by my uncle and the others." Wu Xue looked around and asked in a low voice, "What did we agree on?"
"Can I still lie to you?"
Gu Tao moved closer to Wu Xue's ear and whispered a few words.
"Really?" Wu Xue's eyes lit up at that moment: "Is it really going to be like that?"
"Of course." Gu Tao nodded, and said sincerely: "Think about it, a man can no longer secrete testosterone and other male hormones, and instead has a large amount of estrogen. Think about it, maybe he You'll die of breast cancer later on."
"Pfft..." Wu Xue laughed without warning, "You are really bad enough."
"Hey, Boss. You ordered me to do this. I'm just doing it for the sake of money." Gu Tao curled his lips and said disdainfully: "And you can tell me if I avenged you."
"Very good, well done." Wu Xue took out a cash check that had been signed a long time ago from her pocket: "It's just a reward from my sister."
Gu Tao glanced at the check: "So I said, the most poisonous woman's heart, if there is nothing else, I will go back first, and I don't need to say what to do with the rest?"
"Don't worry." Wu Xue laughed sinisterly: "I will definitely help you get what you deserve. By the way, where is Yuxiang?"
"Don't mention that idiot. You should stay away from him in the future. Mental retardation is contagious."
In the process of going downstairs, Gu Tao told Wu Xue what happened last night. Wu Xue obviously had never heard such a bizarre story. She covered her mouth with her hand the whole time, like a little girl sleeping. It's the same expression as when my bad brother told a horror story before.
"So he went after him, didn't he?"
"Yeah." Gu Tao nodded: "Also, be careful with your fourth uncle, it's best to keep your parents away from him."
"My fourth uncle? What happened to my fourth uncle? Can't you tell me?"
"How should I put it, anyway, I don't know how to describe it. Just be careful with him. Specifically, it's better to ask Xiaoyu that idiot. Anyway, I can tell you for sure that he is not in a normal state now." Gu Tao backed Facing the sun with his hands, feeling the autumn wind blowing on his face: "Ah, the wind is so noisy today."
Wu Xue was silent for a while, but in the end she still chose to believe him, so she quickly caught up with Gu Tao and walked alongside him: "Then is there any way?"
"If it's a living person, even your cousin can do something about it." Gu Tao paused, then said slowly: "No one can do anything about a dead person."
"My fourth uncle..."
"Yeah." Gu Tao nodded: "Dead, but if there is no special behavior, it's good to be alive. If there are aggressive behaviors, you have to be careful."
"But……"
"But what?" Gu Tao turned his head sideways: "As for why he can still move freely, I will follow up slowly. This matter is quite interesting, I just want to see who is playing with this kind of thing."
To be honest, this place must have been targeted by someone. At least Gu Tao felt that the entire village was shrouded in an ominous atmosphere. He didn't know the details, but there were some things that he had to remind Wu Xue, but he couldn't. With great fanfare, after all, talking nonsense can cause panic.
"I'm going to let my parents move in and live with me."
"can."
Wu Xue is a man of action, she went to carry out what she said.So on the return trip, not only Gu Tao, but also Wu Xue's parents and Boss Huang were in the car.In the car, Gu Tao didn't say how the village was, let alone how Wu Xue's fourth uncle was. He just chatted with Wu Xue's parents. Tao knew very well how to deal with middle-aged and elderly people.
And in the distant city B, in a top hotel, a man is slowly walking out of the elevator, followed by a very beautiful and charming little woman, both of them have outstanding temperament, when they stop at the entrance of the presidential suite The next moment, before knocking on the door, the door was already opened from the inside, and a young young man came out. He glanced at the little woman contemptuously, and said coldly, with an unkind tone: "You two , Master has been waiting for you for a long time."
The man ignored him and just walked into the room with a smile and clasped his hands: "Master Hong, I'm really sorry to keep you waiting. The road is too busy. I'll punish myself with three drinks later."
"Hehe, you're being polite." An old man who was sitting on a chair with his back to them sneered, "How dare I make the famous Red Devil drink wine."
While speaking, he turned around, but suddenly his eyes widened, because he saw that his little apprentice had been sucked dry and turned into a skin bag, limp on the ground like a broken ball.
"you!"
"Sorry, Master Hong." The Red Devil arched his hands at him: "The way he looked at my wife just now made my wife feel uncomfortable, and now that the obtrusive things are gone, shouldn't we discuss cooperation?"
"You... you! This old man today..."
Just as Head Hong raised his hand, a beautiful young woman suddenly appeared behind him, a pitch-black dagger was pressed against his neck, and she licked her lips lightly: "Master Hong, you really forgot Did you kill me?"
"You..." Master Hong felt the murderous aura of the dagger, and then suddenly felt a chill down his spine: "You are the spider that killed the earth fairy!"
"The answer is correct, but there is no reward." The little woman slowly let go of her hand under the instructions of the red devil: "Look, that Earth Immortal was much stronger than you back then, it's a pity that he refused to cooperate with us. "
Master Hong's palms trembled slightly. Of course he knew that even three or five of them would not be able to be the opponent of the spider spirit next to him, let alone a red devil on the opposite side, so he closed his eyes resignedly: " What do you want?"
"Hmm...Sanggong, tell him, he smells like an old man, it's disgusting." The little woman wrinkled her nose and stepped aside: "You come here."
The Red Devil walked up to Head Hong with a smile on his face, sat on the bed, took out a stick of chewing gum and stuffed it into his mouth, then pointed to his face and said, "Look, I came to see you today without a mask on. You, Head Hong still don't understand my heart?"
"You asked me to hand over our magic weapon, how can I face my ancestors?"
"Okay, okay, I don't want that anymore. I've changed my mind now." Hong Mo stroked his chin: "I want someone."
"Our small sect, how many people can there be?"
"But you are a branch of a big sect." Hong Mo smiled and patted Head Hong on the head: "The thing that bothers me the most now is a small person in City H."
"Small person? How could a small person give you a headache for a big person like you."
"You." The Red Devil sighed: "It's really not wrong for you to sit in a small household all your life. If it were as simple as you think, things would be so easy. Little brother, things are not what you think as simple as that."
After all, the Red Devil frowned slightly: "Speaking of which, this is also a bad relationship. We will have a good chat about cooperation later, and then I will tell you about it."
(End of this chapter)
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