Chapter 222 Cats save the world!
Chapter 222 Cats save the world!
Qi Yan’s death did not stop there.
He kept committing suicide over and over again, and kept playing his processed short movies to the crowd.
The white Persian cat was lying on the sofa, taking a nap with its eyes closed. A man came over and gently covered it with a blanket.
All the sea creatures that were curled up in the trench to rest were awakened.
The black kitten was walking slowly along the roadside with her big pregnant belly, preparing to look for food in the trash can to fill her stomach.
Suddenly a little girl grabbed her father's hand and kept begging her father to take it in.
The father couldn't resist his daughter's pleading, so he ran over to test the kitten for a while. Seeing that the kitten had no tendency to attack people, he took the kitten to a nearby pet hospital and had the kitten examined and taken good care of by a veterinarian.
The little girl stayed with the little female cat throughout the whole process, talking to it in a soft voice.
A large number of sea bass mothers were stunned on the seabed, not even noticing that the sea bass cubs they were carrying had fallen onto the sand.
In a dim room, a calico cat was alone. Its paws were itching and it knocked everything on the table onto the floor.
A man heard the noise and walked out of the bedroom. He saw the calico cat causing trouble and became furious.
The calico cat noticed that its owner was angry, so it trotted over quickly, rubbed its little head against its owner's trouser legs, and made delicate sounds.
Seeing this, the man held back his rising anger and finally just patted the calico cat a few times as a warning.
The Haisi, who were being chased and beaten by their prey because of their failed hunting, suddenly felt an unprecedented emotion surging in their bodies.
Qi Yan looked at the group in complete chaos and felt a little excited. He immediately tried harder and more desperately to commit suicide.
When the cat's fur is dirty, the owner will find a way to help clean it. After going to the toilet, just fill it with cat litter and don't worry about it. The owner will clean it regularly. As long as the cat's belly is exposed, the owner will rush over and rub it excitedly as if he has been refreshed.
An emotion called jealousy was gradually awakened by these sea creatures.
They look at those furry little creatures with the same ears as in films, who sleep until they wake up naturally every day, without having to hunt or worry about anything, and who only need to act cute and humans will be willing to pamper them.
Jealousy caused the sea brothers to fall apart.
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In a secret experimental base somewhere, a group of people wearing dark green coats are recording the sea creatures in front of them.
"Subject B01154 is in normal condition. His vitality was temporarily reduced after the organ was extracted, but he quickly recovered and is gradually getting better."
"The subject's organs are rapidly failing after being separated from the body. It is expected to be completely inactive in five minutes."
"Prepare for the next stage of the experiment."
As the recording was completed, those people put on their protective equipment skillfully, picked up their scalpels and walked towards the controlled Haisi individual in front of them.
Faced with the approaching crowd, the sea turtle did not react much.
Until the sharp scalpel cut open its scaly body, the instinct for survival made it begin to struggle.
The men were indifferent to this reaction and continued to perform their operations.
Suddenly, Haisi's struggle stopped, and its mouth kept opening and closing, as if it was trying something.
This abnormality immediately attracted the attention of those people.
Someone leaned over to look into Haisi's mouth, and then seemed to discover something outrageous, and his eyes widened under the protective mask.
"This is... a vocal organ. This Haisi is evolving!"
The man suddenly stood up and shouted to his companions, "Go and report to the bishop! Haisi is actually evolving in a non-survival direction!"
"Meow~meow~meow~"
A cat's cry came from the mouth of the Haisi individual.
In an instant, all the Deep Sea Church members present were plunged into incomparable shock.
They did not understand what the cry meant.
When the sea creature discovered that it was making cat noises, the humans who had hurt it actually stopped their actions and started to meow even louder.
Soon, a man wearing a dark green robe and with inhuman blue skin hurried to the scene.
His face was covered by long dark green hair that was as messy as algae, and only a pair of dark green eyes like those of fish could be seen.
At this moment, those eyes were full of shock.
"Protect this individual immediately, suspend all experiments on it, take good care of it, and find out its current evolutionary direction!"
The bishop acted promptly and issued an order to protect this strange sea creature.
Amid the constant echoing of meows, the sea turtle was transferred to the environment that was theoretically the most comfortable for it, and food of various flavors was provided to it in unlimited quantities.
The seagull barked even more happily upon seeing this, and pounced into the food, eating it in big mouthfuls.
After a moment, it...deliberately choked itself to death.
The scene of death appeared in the crowd for the first time.
At this moment, the whole group was in an uproar.
Qi Yan, who was constantly committing suicide, noticed the abnormality of the group and paid some attention to the death replay of Hai Si who had starved himself to death.
"Deep Sea Church, Bishop Quintus?"
Qi Yan thought for a moment and slightly changed his suicide strategy. He no longer simply played the scene of cats enslaving bipeds on the blue planet, but began to mix in some other content.
Humans tempted cats with food, and then inflicted the evil in their hearts on these little creatures. Qi Yan continuously magnified the hideous faces of those humans and presented them to the Haisi consciousness group in the large group.
The excited Hai Si suddenly fell into confusion.
They can't tell the difference.
They will only act in the simplest way according to their survival instinct, and all their thinking is just to serve the large group.
Seeing that Daqun gradually calmed down, Qi Yan also stopped his suicidal behavior.
"Everyone, I think you need a leader, a new freshman!"
Qi Yan didn't care whether these guys could understand his language or not, and started his campaign speech: "The Heart of Corruption Ishamara is already dead, he chose her himself, idiot!
The Deep Blue Tree is also half-dead, nothing more than meaningless growing branches.
Siwon's lifeblood is a madman who does nothing but eat and sleep. He lurks around in the group and does nothing serious!
The whereabouts of the unmelted icebergs are unknown, they may have been destroyed by someone!
Now that Chusheng is dead, Qi Yan should be established. You regard me as the new Chusheng. I will lead you, first grow cat ears, then evolve into furry, become bigger and stronger, and create greater glory!
Understand the applause! "
After saying that, Qi Yan made a prompt decision to kill himself, and used a replay of his death to present a scene of everyone applauding.
Thunderous applause echoed among the crowd.
The crowd stopped thinking.
Qi Yan looked at the Hai Si who were fooled by him and felt a little expectant.
He died so many times, and worked so hard to help Hai Si come up with a cute way to survive, so it makes sense for him to change to a new position as a Dangdang!
As he looked expectantly, Hai Si's group of consciousnesses rushed over and surrounded him in the middle.
Qi Yan's consciousness 'opened his arms' and greeted these Hai Si's welcome with satisfaction.
And then...he was squeezed out of the line.
Qi Yan sat up from the bed and the quilt on his body was thrown to the ground.
The doctor and others in the room were startled by Qi Yan's actions.
Before the doctor could ask any questions, Qi Yan took a deep breath, hugged his head and wailed:
"I was fucking taken advantage of!"
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