Chapter 774 How to get to Hakurei Shrine (I added some to the saved draft, but I can’t resume updati
Chapter 774 How to get to Hakurei Shrine (I added some to the saved draft, but I can’t resume updati
Chapter 774 How to get to Hakurei Shrine (I added some to the saved draft, but I can’t resume updating for the time being)
[The fastest and most accurate source of facts in Gensokyo - Wenwen News (Wind Special)]:
Title: "The Secret of Eien-tei"
Shocked! Princess Eien-tei and Fujiwara no Momoko's thousand-year feud was actually because of him? There is an unknown love-hate relationship between the two and the mysterious outside man.
Our reporter learned from an informed source:
"In order to satisfy the physical desires of this outside male living in Eternal Pavilion, Kaguya Houraisan sent two innocent rabbit demons and herself to the other's bed. She herself admitted that she had been married to Fujiwara no Momoko.
This reporter adheres to the attitude of seeking truth from facts and collects multiple pieces of evidence
Including the confession recording of the person concerned to Kaguya Horaisan and the love diary of Princess Eien-tei.
(Photos: Princess Eien-tei's love diary, interview with the victim, and photos of the dispute between the three!)
Su Lin put down the newspaper and stared at the system interface.
显圣点:+1+1+2+1+1+3
Can this type of scandal be considered as showing off in public?
Are you kidding me? Whose fate and life would be affected by such a boring scandal?!
He stared at the rising sun in the east for a while, then remembered that sunbathing can increase the activity of vitamin D, which is good for health, so he did a round of radio gymnastics first.
After a while, Su Lin, who had finished the activity, picked up a bowl of dumplings and ate some side dishes.
"Don't you want to eat?"
There was a whole row of small tables on the tatami, but the group of news lovers opposite were holding newspapers but had no intention of picking up their chopsticks.
Worrying about these people's cold breakfast.
"Haha... cough, I'll give it all to you." When Meng Qi pushed his portion to Su Lin, he felt a drumming sound in his stomach and immediately regretted it: "Forget it, I'm a mortal now and can't resist hunger."
Perhaps it was because the glutinous rice balls were too sticky, and Meng Qi was laughing while eating, which made him lose concentration. He slapped his chest from time to time and finally choked until his face turned purple, as if he was choking.
"It really affects fate." Su Lin exclaimed in amazement, dodging Meng Qi's hand that wanted to seek help.
"This is indeed more attractive than the game." Lu Mingfei gritted his teeth and said, "So you secretly met the beautiful girl from Gensokyo last night?!"
"Do you believe the paparazzi newspapers or do you believe that I am Jesus Christ?" Su Lin asked back.
Lu Mingfei was about to continue speaking when his thoughts froze for a moment. He felt like there was something wrong with what he was saying.
But it doesn't matter. He has already sent this newspaper to a witch who sends him question marks and smiles from time to time, hoping to use it as a sacrifice to eliminate the witch's murderous intentions towards him.
My dear friend, forgive me.
Lu Mingfei felt a faint sense of anticipation, yet also a little nervous, as if he was wandering alone in Raccoon City with a small pistol with a red dot aiming at him.
It's all about playing to the limit.
Huaishi took off his headphones, and heard the tune of Shanghai Alice Fantasy Music Group: "Boss, isn't this classic misunderstanding the beginning of a two-dimensional literary story?"
Young man, are you envious of this type of misunderstanding?
Su Lin smiled.
"Ahem. I'm just analyzing it from the story level." Huai Shi quickly explained.
"That's true. Once this newspaper comes out, Fujiwara Mokou might come to you about this matter." After flipping through it for a while, Klein snapped his fingers without even looking up, reversing Meng Qi's motionless state to the state before he ate.
"Damn!" Meng Qi gasped.
Before the back piano key was pressed, the morning sun fell and the cry of the phoenix resounded through the sky.
"Kaguya, you stinky woman, and that man, get out here!"
"Who is competing with you for your mistress?!"
"You have the ability to spread rumors but not open the door!?"
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
The sound of banging on the door and the flickering of fire formed a rhythm.
Klein brushed a layer of honey on the glutinous rice balls and expressionlessly pulled out a cup of sweet iced tea as a side dish. "It's just simple reasoning."
Whatever you say is true, then it is true. I'm used to it anyway. It doesn't matter even if you deduce that tomorrow is the end of the world.
"What is this turkey making so much noise so early in the morning?"
Kaguya, who was sleepy, rubbed her messy hair, opened the door and yawned: "What is this?"
She glanced at the newspaper on the ground and bent down to pick it up.
"How come I'm dragged into this? There must be a traitor." Kaguya smacked her lips, threw the newspaper down and walked along the right side of the corridor: "I'll treat you to rabbit meat hotpot tonight."
"Yong! Lin!"
“It’s too noisy outside!”
It's like calling your mother to solve the problem when something goes wrong.
Not long after, a few rays of light shot out from the Eternal Pavilion, and the fire outside suddenly went out.
"What do you do after dinner?" Su Lin asked.
“Do you even need to ask this?” Lu Mingfei slammed the table and said excitedly, “Pilgrimage to the holy ground of Hakurei Shrine!”
"I'm practicing the piano with a fan song, and I can play it at the shrine later." Huai Shi pointed to the headphones.
Most people would think that this young man is practicing sincerely and is still thinking about the cello certification even after the incident.
In fact, after analyzing the income from the Internet and short videos, Huai Shi thought that he had taken the wrong path before. With his looks and talent, wouldn't it be easier to make money by being an internet celebrity than being a gigolo?
Meng Qi said: "It's not the type I'm interested in, but I learned a little about it when I watched anime in my early years. You can go and have a look."
Nidhogg, Azathoth, Yuan Huang, and the future Taiyi are all antique otakus. It seems that the mythology of the earth is almost over.
Su Lin always felt that the members of this group were currently showing a trend of polarization.
For example, the styles of the guys over there seem a bit out of place compared to the traditional schools composed of Capital Emperor, Beast Milk Emperor, and Jiejie Yan Emperor.
"Do you usually watch anime?"
Shi Hao: "No."
Ye Fan: "When I was on Earth, I considered investing in animation and film and television."
"I've watched The Adventures of Little Carp, Big Head Son, and Small Head Father before." Xiao Yan nodded unexpectedly: "Now I'm still watching Battle Through the Heavens."
After Xiao Yan finished speaking, he found that no one on the other side responded at all.
The otakus over there were staring at him with a rather complicated look, which reminded him of the new word "male gaze" that he had recently learned on the modern Internet.
"As expected of you."
Matching the age-style atmosphere of the house, it was pulled up the moment Xiao Yan opened his mouth.
"There's no difference, right?" Xiao Yan explained, "I occasionally play games with Huo Zi, and I can totally keep up with your era."
"Then why don't you upgrade new functions for the group?" Su Lin asked.
Xiao Yan frowned: "What functions should be upgraded for a software similar to QQ? Recharge? QQ Show and QQ Pets?"
“Red envelope function, video chat, emoticon package”
“Penguins have those things?”
Xiao Yan seemed to be listening to some Arabian Nights fairy tale.
Okay, case solved.
But there was another problem. Everyone wanted to find Neet to be their tour guide, but it seemed like she was catching ingredients for dinner.
Lingxian has been avoiding Su Lin.
Logically speaking, I am the God of Light, not the God of the Sea. Why are you afraid that I will attack you?
In this situation, there was no one in the Eternal Pavilion who was free to serve as a tour guide for everyone, so a few people who were busy had to temporarily form a Stardust Crusaders and march towards the Hakurei Shrine.
"There may be monsters on the road." Meng Qi said, "Little Black Dragon, if you encounter any danger, remember to protect me and Bald Donkey."
Lu Mingfei wiped his sweat and said, "It's not like I'm going to the West to get the scriptures."
He looked at the bald donkey that Meng Qi mentioned. At this moment, the other party was at the gate of Yongyuan Pavilion.
Su Lin asked: "Do you want me to help you pull it out?"
"Pull it out! I'm going to teach you a lesson!" The Fujiwara no Mei who was nailed to the wall by the arrow glared with red eyes as if fire was about to burst out:
"Because of your nonsense yesterday, I lost face in the human world!!!"
"Then you want to settle the score with the tabloid reporters. Being popular means being energetic. We'll leave first." Su Lin waved his hand indifferently.
"Wait!" Fujiwara no Momoko shouted, "Are you the mistress of that woman Kaguya?!"
"of course not."
Su Lin smiled slightly and said, "I already have a beautiful and lovely girlfriend with a great personality. Although she doesn't have white hair and red eyes, her gray hair is surprisingly good."
At this moment, he felt someone poking him from behind.
"what?"
"I just wanted to ask."
Not sure if it had anything to do with the loss of his cultivation, Meng Qi thought that his self-control in some areas was a little weak:
"It's not that I like gossiping behind people's backs, I'm just curious."
"Kaguya occasionally makes some special jokes to you. I've never seen her do that to anyone else, but you usually don't react."
"Do you understand?"
“So when I arranged a blind date for you last time, I called her over.” Klein tried to explain.
Seeing that everyone else had a similar expression, Su Lin crossed his arms and recalled for a while, then supported his chin with his right hand, and gradually he seemed to be suddenly enlightened.
Seeing him like this, Lu Mingfei was speechless: "Where did this slow-witted male lead come from?"
"That's not it." Su Lin sneered: "If you want to calculate the time, it was one hundred thousand or several hundred thousand years ago. I forgot anyway."
"Since the seventh day since I entered eternity, that guy has been using words to disturb me whenever he's bored."
"How many times do you think I've heard these words, how many times has she said them?"
While Su Lin was engraving Caruso's Law of Creation, Kaguya, knowing full well that he could not move, was playing games live and telling dirty jokes to kill time.
After playing with the butter for a long time, the woman began to focus on Su Lin, who was unable to move and running Tianwang, and tried to play some tricks. What exactly is it?
In short, it's 'Kaguya-sama is trying to make me confess my love'.
Later, Kaguya got tired of the inventory game and left when she found out that Su Lin’s Tianwang could not be broken.
"You two have known each other for so long?"
"That's the ability of the time system."
Su Lin squatted in front of Fujiwara Mohong who was still struggling, and smiled warmly: "So Secretary Fujiwara, I will not be a third party to destroy the relationship between you and Kaguya, don't worry."
"The undead CP that loves and hates each other is also quite exciting."
Facing Su Lin's thumbs up, he showed his white teeth and smile.
Fujiwara no Mokou knew what Su Lin said. She could tell what the words meant when they were read separately, but she couldn't understand them when they were put together.
"My relationship with Kaguya?!"
"Yesterday I thought you were a nice person because you provided me with the seasoning, but now it seems..."
When she realized what was happening, her body trembled as if she had encountered a cold chill, and she suddenly roared: "You are just as annoying as that bitch Kaguya!!!"
"Can providing seasonings increase favorability?" Su Lin asked in surprise.
“Ahhhh! I don’t want to teach you a lesson now. I’m going to roast you till you’re done!!!”
The Phoenix Fire rolled and surged, but it was suppressed by the arrows. Once the opponent broke free, it would attack Su Lin.
Phoenix
Meng Qi stroked his chin, remembering that he was also being hunted by the Demon Saint because of some misunderstanding.
Click!
Click, click!
There was a flash of light, Su Lin looked back, and saw a Crow Tengu girl looking at the camera in her hand in surprise.
The number one paparazzi in Gensokyo, Shemiemaru Bun, is also known as Paparazzi Bun.
"Strange, I didn't turn on the flash?!" Shemingwan scratched his head embarrassedly and said solemnly:
"There is a love-hate relationship between a married man from the outside world and two people from Penglai. He loves her, she loves her, and she loves him?"
"hiss--!"
"Thank you very much! I will report it truthfully!!!"
The violent wind blew the leaves and weeds into a cyclone, which spun rapidly and then fell slowly, leaving only Fujiwara no Mokou's dull and empty eyes and a few surprised tourists.
"Why didn't you remind me?" Su Lin glanced at Klein.
“I reminded her.” Klein shrugged and swung his cane. “I caused her camera to malfunction, but I don’t know how these tabloid reporters will write about it.”
"That stinky bird!" Fujiwara Mohong gritted her teeth and turned to look at Su Lin: "And you."
She was annoyed by Su Lin's nonsense. Although no one in Gensokyo took Tengu's newspaper as regular news, the circulation of this newspaper was so high that even hell could receive it!
"Which direction is Tengu Mountain?"
"what?"
Fujiwara no Momoko frowned and said, "Tengu Mountain is heavily guarded, and that Crow Tengu is also very fast. Kaguya said last night that you are here for treatment, so you'd better not do anything stupid."
She observed Su Lin and remembered that he appeared last night silently and was controlling a strange "Shikigami". He was definitely not an ordinary person, but it was a bit difficult for him to catch the crow in this state.
"Didn't you just want to roast me?" Su Lin smiled and said, "You just need to tell me which direction."
"Tsk, whatever you want, left."
"The first stop of the Gensokyo tour plan has been changed, but why does it seem to have returned to the order of the book?"
Nine illusory dragon shadows appeared in Su Lin's palm. He turned to the left, with murderous intent in his smile: "I'm going to chase you. If I catch you, I'll kill you~~"
The dragon roars to the sky!!!
With his palm supporting Wuji, the nine dragons resonated and the violent dragon energy suddenly contracted. The invincible war dragon armor that was once infected with the law of light once again covered Su Lin's body.
A wisp of white hair hangs down from the dragon crown on his head, and he holds the Sky Blue Jade Sword in his right hand. His silver armor and dragon scale battle robe billows in the wind, and his figure stands in the overflowing azure sword energy.
"Lend me the sword."
"help yourself."
Meng Qi pointed to a certain acupoint on his body.
Su Lin stretched out his left hand into the air, and his arm suddenly sank. Then he dragged hard and pulled out Meng Qi, who had gray hair on his temples and was wearing a Taoist robe before his journey to the west.
Meng Qi's historical projection pointed to the acupoints of his body and grasped the Overlord's Sword surrounded by purple lightning.
"Nine Dragons Return to One!"
An ancient bronze cup appeared in front of him. In an instant, a black and white chain containing the secret of cause and effect leaped into the void, and Su Lin transformed into a pure white dragon of light and rushed into it, with Meng Qi following closely behind.
With the combined move, a dragon roar that tore through the sky suddenly appeared in the sky, thunder rolled, and star-like spiritual rain fell, moistening the mountains, rivers and all things.
"Dragon clan?" Fujiwara no Momohong was stunned.
"It would be nice if he really is a dragon." Lu Mingfei grinned, "No dragon is as perverted as him. Even if he is disabled, he can still fight so well."
"You have restrained yourself." Zhou Mingrui walked up to Fujiwara Mohong, took off his hat, and smiled gently:
"Excuse me, how do I get to Hakurei Shrine?"
"It seems that Di went to sell medicine with Lingxian. What good luck."
Kaguya Houraisan walked out of the door, looked at the sky, put her hands on her hips and sighed, then turned to Fujiwara no Momoko who was nailed to the wall and asked:
"Turkey, why are you still here? Even if the color scheme is the same, you can't cosplay Inuyasha."
"I'm here to settle accounts with you!" Fujiwara no Momoko spat, and suddenly frowned: "And the diary on the newspaper is in your handwriting."
"Um"
Kaguya was silent for a moment, then laughed while covering her face: "Are you jealous?"
The phoenix fire flapped, but just as Meihong became angry, Kaguya pulled out the tail feathers of the arrow and pulled it hard.
The blood on the arrow was burning. Kaguya stared at the sharp point for a few seconds and then pierced it with her finger. The bright red blood flowed and smeared on Meihong's lips.
"Do you think you are still human?"
"What do you mean?"
Meihong's angry expression became a little stiff.
"After humans drink the medicine of Penglai, their bodies will not decay and they will live forever. They are not allowed to die and cannot become immortals. Even if their bodies and souls are completely destroyed, they can be reborn at any time somewhere else."
She slowly pulled out the arrow that was stuck in Meihong's right wrist, deliberately moving very slowly:
"Not to mention that you, who have merged with the 'Bird of Reincarnation', are no longer human. Even in your heart you think so, right?"
Meihong remained silent despite the pain that was unbearable for ordinary people.
“For eternity, where time cannot leave a trace, no matter how novel something is, it will get boring sooner or later.”
“Understand that past sorrows and worries are not important, eternity is not important, and present happiness is the most important.”
"But after many years, when he forgets the scale of time, his daily life will be overwhelmed by boredom, maintaining his humanity that has returned to the time before nothingness, and hesitating between the moment and eternity."
Kaguya pulled out the last arrow and threw it on the ground, then spread her hands and raised a rather regretful smile:
"Maybe we'll see this kind of scene in a few thousand years, but that guy was recently attacked, so it will probably be delayed."
"I had previously intended to make myself an option for the strategy branch, trying to turn things around."
"it's a pity."
"You are still the same woman as you were back then." Meihong's eyes twitched, and her expression gradually became weird:
"None of the other Kaguyas in Gensokyo have such a bad taste as you."
"Looking for the joy of living in survival, you are the same." Kaguya smiled and asked, "Sister Hongtan, isn't it good to have another interesting person of the same kind?"
"Don't call me that disgusting word."
"turkey."
"roll!"
(End of this chapter)
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