strictlysupreme Chapter 804: The Gay Man in the Bush
Chapter 804: The Gay Man in the Bush
Chapter 804 Three Gays in the Bush
"There has been no news from Emiya Shirou so far."
The busy and fulfilling day finally came to an end. When everyone returned to the Eternal Pavilion late at night, they saw Xiao Yan holding a plant of Youhuatan emitting purple mist and studying its pharmacological properties.
"He said he would go home and let people know, but now he can't be contacted." Xiao Yan asked, "Do you have any clues?"
"."
I don’t know, but he should still be alive. With his current strength and physical power, even if he encounters Shura Field, it will only be a small fight.
"Before he left, he asked me to ask you, the Knight King in the house is still carrying the Sword of Divine Might and the Amulet of Power given by Merlin, do you want to return them?"
Speaking of which, it seems that the linkage between the Marvel Universe and the Type-Moon Universe has been cancelled, but Merlin is traveling between the two universes in an unusual way.
Tony Stark was asking Captain Britain why he had a head of ahoge a few days ago.
"Amen."
Su Lin clasped his hands together and walked past Xiao Yan inside.
For now, we can only pray for Emiya Shirou that the usually rational and reasonable King Saber will not get involved.
"Lu Mingfei, it's almost time to prepare the invitations and souvenirs. They will only take a few days. Some guests will arrive a day or two in advance."
"We can help you with other things, but you have to do this yourself."
Xiao Yan glanced at Lu Mingfei and said, "You are about to get married and still act like this. Stop hanging around with them these days and focus on your work."
“Isn’t this a solution to the mutation?” Lu Mingfei shrank his neck and smiled awkwardly.
Xiao Yan has really been acting like a big brother these past few days. Not only has he not laughed out loud, he has also been trying to use the Danhuo Refining Universe Method to refine the Taixu Jade God Pill for Su Lin, while also participating in the planning of Lu Mingfei and Emiya Shirou's wedding. In his free time, he would also observe and learn Bayi Yonglin's pharmaceutical technology.
"Isn't that just playing a spell card game?" Xiao Yan said.
"It's all thanks to Sakura-senpai, otherwise we wouldn't be able to enter the Scarlet Devil Mansion." Huai Shi explained, "They use real weapons over there."
"Actually, it's the bloodline of Senior Su Lin and Senior Meng Qi. Uh, stand-in crisis." Song Shuhang felt that he might have been courting death too much recently, and he almost spoke without thinking.
However.
Xiao Yan stared at Song Shuhang's face and dropped the herbs in his hand to the ground, "They have a child?!"
Song Shuhang: "."
Looking to the sky.
There's no point in thinking through it.
Fortunately, Senior Meng Qi is not here now. Senior Su Lin was a little disappointed because his previous display of power in front of others did not achieve the expected effect.
"Senior Bai told me earlier that the Jiuzhou No. 1 Group and everyone in the cultivator world have also prepared gifts. I need to go back." Song Shuhang found a legitimate reason to make a strategic retreat first.
Besides, Shirou Emiya will definitely be too busy by then, and he will have to go back to bring Fairy Princess Bie Xue and other fairy chefs to help.
"Let me take care of Sandy for you." Klein smiled slightly: "I also raised a hamster in the old days. I miss it a little."
"Senior Klein, Sandy is a squirrel."
Song Shuhang placed the squirrel in Klein's hands, told the little guy to be obedient, and then ran away in a hurry.
"How do you usually write an invitation, and what gifts are there?" Lu Mingfei realized at this moment that he had never seen such a thing as a wedding invitation since he was a child.
When he was in school, he would go to banquets with his uncle and aunt. He and the fat boy Lu Mingze just had to show off the food. Only in such occasions would his aunt tell him to eat more, because eating less would be a shame for the red envelope stuffed in his mouth today.
But now it was his turn, and he didn't even know what to do with the various contents.
As for souvenirs, in the past, all you could see were the candy wrappers left over by Lu Mingze.
Xiao Yan shook his head helplessly, "Just write that you are inviting so-and-so and his family, add some honorifics in front, and give the souvenirs some elixirs, small magic tools, spiritual fruits, etc."
He has traveled through time for so many years, but now he feels like a modern person than Lu Mingfei.
"Oh." Lu Mingfei nodded.
Pen, ink, paper and inkstone were immediately prepared, and a sample was made. Xiao Yan took a look and thought it was okay, so Lu Mingfei took out a festive red box, put some items in it, and handed it to Huai Shi next to him along with the wedding invitation.
"Remember to arrive on time." Lu Mingfei said in high spirits.
"." Huai Shi glanced at the paragraph above that said 'Huai Shi and his family are sincerely invited to attend' and felt a bit like hell.
Lu Mingfei reacted and quickly explained: "Well, I'm inviting you and your brothers and sisters to come together."
That is the real hell, Mr. Huai Shi’s special hell.
"Thank you, Sakura-senpai." Huai Shi expressed his gratitude sincerely.
After all, this was the first invitation to a banquet he had ever received in his life, and the invitation came from the legendary top gigolo.
If I think about it carefully, if I could also meet a gangster lady who bought me out, I wouldn't be so resistant to the job of gigolo.
"I'll go back first, too."
The bad woman Tongji just woke up and asked him to go back so that she could help prepare the gift.
He had nothing and originally wanted to play the cello to entertain people, but now he had something to show for himself. If he went back, he would either fall to the ground and be beaten, dragged into the astronomy club, or be spotted by the ranch owner in the dark corner.
[Will my sister harm you?]
Hard to say.
[Who else but you dare to come here empty-handed? I used to be a respectable person, so stand up and don’t lose face!]
"."
Forget it. If I get caught by the Astronomy Society, I’ll just hand Tong Ji over.
If I get caught by the ranch owner, I'll just wander around for the rest of my life and worship him as my godfather.
Passing through the entrance hall and walking through the four and a half tatami-mat space of the tea room, Huai Shi took out the "Legend" series of comics, took a deep breath and rushed into the cross-border door.
"Isn't he wanted?" Su Lin saw Huai Shi disappear and limped to Kaguya's treasure collection room.
Shi Hao in the fountain of infinite life seemed to be trapped in a wonderful state. The 365 acupoints on his body opened up, reflecting the dark and deep chaotic space. The golden sea of bitterness under his navel was shining brightly, and waves were constantly surging towards every acupoint.
Ye Fan remained awake. He used the city lord token of Zhutian City to open a space crack, from which poured out an exaggerated amount of five elements spiritual energy resources.
The attempt to create a law seems to have begun
Opposite Kaguya was a group of Penglai rocks in a dry landscape. She sat on the corridor and watched the scene, but saw Su Lin coming over: "What's that on your leg?"
"Wild raccoons may carry the garbage can virus."
Seeing that Shi Hao and Ye Fan were already busy, Su Lin grabbed the back of Xing's collar and pulled it off his right leg. "Let them get rich first and help others get rich, but they just took the skills away directly."
"It's too late. I don't have time to practice in Shilipo for two and a half years." Xing said expressionlessly: "The mission roles of the Star Dome Train are all taken. You have to take responsibility for this matter."
"."Su Lin pulled the corner of his mouth, and his five fingers moved with difficulty, and finally took out a universal identification talisman.
Inside a theater that combines Baroque and futuristic technological aesthetics.
The waves of black and white gradually subsided, and the realms of nothingness and existence also dissipated like phantoms, leaving only the Sanskrit sounds praising the merits of the celestial radiance and billions of voices chanting the ancient poems.
A huge train with wall lamps plated with old copper luster is parked here. After the hatch closes with the sound of steam, the panoramic glass outside the window reflects the flowing light during the hyperspace jump, which slides like colorful satin.
inside the carriage.
On a long table with a star map etched on the surface, the projection of a three-dimensional route map is constantly changing.
On a row of leather sofas, everyone on the Starry Sky Train was sitting in silence.
"." Huang Quan silently glanced at the train crew members on the left, and then looked at Sunday who was staring at the alien potted plants on the other side: "."
Silence fell.
The long sword in her hand gradually returned to its sheath. "Are you not going to fight anymore?"
They all took out a universal communication symbol that did not belong to any current interstellar communication tool.
"." Walter put his thumbs on his forehead and said, "Excuse me, our train is going to pick someone up and then attend a friend's wedding."
Sunday nodded: "Me too."
"What a coincidence, we can all go and come back together." San Yueqi tried to liven up the atmosphere, but smiled awkwardly: "Really?"
Train group: "."
Sunday:"."
Huang Quan lowered her eyes slightly, she thought for a while, and scanned the two parties: "So now is it?"
"Intermission."
"His grandma's."
With a thud, a sturdy figure crashed into the wall of Room 210 in the dormitory building.
"Jiawen, touch this kid's butt!"
"Oh my god! I am a prince and I don't like other people's anus. If you want to touch it, touch it here!"
"Fuck! Can you two faggots just stay away from me?!"
In the dark bedroom, near several bunk beds, close to the bathroom, Ge Xiaolun was covering his chest and looking at the two "Ji Ge" in front of him with a look of horror.
"Fuck you, uncle!"
What greeted him was a round of punches and kicks, the dull sound echoing in the room until angry curses were heard from the next door.
"Oh my god... this kid is really training behind our backs! My hands are about to be broken from hammering him, just look at that." Zhao Xin raised his red fist and pointed at Ge Xiaolun, who was wailing despite his terrible acting skills.
"Nah, get up, stop acting!" Cheng Jiawen kicked Ge Xiaolun and said, "What kind of magic potion did you take, or did you pick up some martial arts secret book when you jumped off a cliff?!"
"No, what are you two going to do?" Ge Xiaolun bared his teeth and said, "Can't it be the result of my hard work and diligence?!"
"Fuck you!" Zhao Xin waved his hand and cursed, "You've been elusive for a while now, and every time you come back you smell like alcohol and perfume, and then the next day you train like you took a dozen bottles of Viagra."
"Can you please not be so vulgar?!" Ge Xiaolun slapped the other person's dancing movements.
"Hey hey." Cheng Jiawen patted Ge Xiaolun on the chest and said, "Don't blame me for not reminding you. Someone above has noticed you and asked us to observe you. Do you understand?"
"What the hell?" Ge Xiaolun was stunned: "Me?"
"Your usual boasting is totally abnormal. Last month, you secretly hid the alien armor on the battlefield."
"Is it not possible to collect equipment dropped from corpses?"
"The high-tech laser cannon you displayed in front of the goddess when you were fucking the demon alien soldiers, the school doesn't have this in its equipment."
"I"
Ge Xiaolun slammed his fist on the wall and retorted: "I am gifted and I love to invent things, but that's not okay?!"
"And that poster of a blonde beauty on your bedside table. Even Baidu Image Recognition can't find the serial number. I'm not the one who told you the source." Zhao Xin said.
"Fuck, that's my sister, okay?"
"How can your sister look like this?!"
"My sister Lux is the most beautiful girl in Demacia!"
Only when he said this, Ge Xiaolun straightened his back and his tone was not timid at all.
Zhao Xin and Cheng Jiawen looked at each other and immediately joined hands to pat Ge Xiaolun's back. "We are all family. Look at what this has caused."
"Get lost, get lost."
Ge Xiaolun slapped their hands away in disgust.
"You are such a disloyal boy!" Zhao Xin scolded:
"Those idiots told us to keep an eye on you, but we jumped right in. Now you either have to hand over your martial arts secrets or your sister's contact information today!"
"Brothers are connected with you, but you are using your brains to compete with brothers." Cheng Jiawen shook his head and lay on the bed in disappointment: "It's meaningless. We all treat you as a brother."
"No." Ge Xiaolun was about to say something when his expression changed and he quickly ran into the bathroom.
Zhao Xin and Cheng Jiawen's eyes were drawn to the door.
After a while, Ge Xiaolun opened the door and walked out again with a happy smile on his face.
“Only 3 minutes”
"2 minutes and 54 seconds. You counted too much."
"Shut up!"
Ge Xiaolun took out a wedding invitation and glanced at the two people who were silent and glaring at him: "Don't say that I am not loyal. I will take you to see the world. After taking some magic medicine, I guarantee that you will be able to fight those aliens like a warrior when you come back."
Zhao Xin and Cheng Jiawen looked at each other and nodded wildly with joy.
"Uh..." Ge Xiaolun scratched his head, glanced at the wedding invitation, and said, "You don't seem to be family members?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a handful of yellow paper and incense sticks appeared.
The two men, one on each side, held the confused Ge Xiaolun, and pressed him down to kneel towards the sky.
"Why don't we just become sworn brothers?"
The morning mist has not yet dissipated, but the torii gate of Hakurei Shrine has already been dyed with madder red.
Reimu rubbed her eyes and leaned on the broom like a soft-vertebrated animal. If someone hadn't been setting up here early in the morning, she wouldn't have gotten up from the warm bed.
"What should I say?" Reimu yawned. "I used to think that Crow Tengu newspaper was just fake news, but now someone actually wants to use the Hakurei Shrine to hold a wedding."
"Isn't that your diary a travel schedule?"
"Hmm?" Kaguya took out her notebook and looked up at Lu Mingfei and Eri, who were rehearsing in their wedding gowns like a young couple in their first love:
"04.24, Imaginary Number Tree. Already been there."
"04.25, went to Hakurei Shrine with Su Lin. Someone was holding a wedding there."
“It seems to be true?”
She took out a pen, wrote and drew on it, and ran to Su Lin holding up the small notebook.
——[Su Lin-sama, when are we going to Pinocchio to have nightmares?]
"Ma'am, I guarantee you in the name of my family." Zhou Ri, who was standing next to Su Lin, bowed gracefully: "From now on, Pinocchio will only have sweet dreams."
He nodded slightly to Su Lin, then walked towards the construction team that was constructing a special space and widening the venue to help.
"Tsk," Kaguya smacked her lips and said:
"I also said that since the CG will be unlocked by the strategy anyway, I will tie up Lingxian and Di to be bed warmers. Wouldn't you consider it?"
"You've said it seven thousand three hundred and second times." Su Lin shrugged calmly.
"Oh." Kaguya raised her head and thought for a moment: "Isn't it only a few hundred times?"
(End of this chapter)