strictlysupreme Chapter 358 Potential Threats and the "Ape Shit" Story
Chapter 358 Potential Threats and the "Ape Shit" Story
Chapter 358 Potential Threats and the "Ape Shit" Story
If the 28-year-old old Jintong Michael Owen exudes the charm of a mature man after years of sculpting, and the gentle and humble smile of the golden boy will always bring the fans a kind of bright spring sunshine, then Alan Smith is just the opposite!
After being seriously injured and abandoned by the Red Devils Manchester United, this white-haired bad boy who seemed to have been heartbroken by the old Sir Alex Ferguson resolutely carried out his cruelty to the end!
An unforgettable betrayal turned the "Prince of Elland Road" who was preparing for the game alone even when he knew the team would be relegated, into a talking ice, so that when the broadcast camera was aimed at this man who had been sitting behind the obtuse triangle red interview table, the whole live broadcast room felt an inexplicable coldness!
Because, under the hard white hair that is all sticking up stubbornly, there is a face with sharp edges and corners, but such a face without the slightest smile!
The beautiful host Andy Tina adjusted her expression, and asked with a careful smile: "Alan, I think fans all over England would like to know, if time goes back to the match against Spain in the European group stage, would you still throw that punch?"
Smith looked up, his cold eyes seemed to be wondering why someone would make an idiotic assumption that was completely impossible to realize!
Andy Tina added a bit embarrassingly: "Because many football experts have said: Judging from the state of the final, if you are not suspended in the next game, you will definitely be able to submit a more perfect answer sheet, and you may even become a world-class superstar..."
"meeting!"
Before the beautiful host finished speaking, Alan Smith gave his answer without hesitation, and then turned into an iceberg.
However, no one knew that this iceberg-like white-haired man was actually churning like a volcano in his heart... It was his dream to be able to fight for Madman Li in the following matches without being suspended...
However, it was absolutely impossible for him to withdraw his fist at that moment!
Become a world-class first-class star it?
That is naturally good, but if Crazy Lee had thrown that punch at that time, what would have happened afterwards might have made England unable to make it to the final at all... England and Crazy Lee, Alan, who was as cold as ice but as passionate as fire, all hoped that they could win the final honor of honor!
That's it!
……
The show has come to an end here!
In just over 50 minutes, more than 200 people in the live broadcast hall were in the light, and more than 2000 million English people in front of TVs of various brands got to know Madman Lee again!
Uncovering the arrogance of raising the middle finger on the sidelines of the football field during the game, and turning over the bright light of laughing and cursing at the press conference, people know a living and more complete Madman Li from the stars and colleagues!
At this time, the lights in the live broadcast hall suddenly dimmed!
The big screen behind the host stage in the live broadcast hall then lit up, and the audience began to see the impressive record of the England team in the past 360 five days under the leadership of the man known as the "God on the sidelines of the football field"!
In a trance, those exciting matches broke through the shackles of the years and once again brought the whole of Great Britain back to the exciting time. In my ears, I heard the iconic crazy roar of the TV commentator Sester!
Once and for all, shaking everyone's eardrums——
"...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!! Brilliant tackle and pass from David Beckham, Brilliant shot from Wayne Rooney!! It was a fucking beautiful kick from start to finish! England lead Germany 1-0..."
"... Rooney passes the ball... Owen is stuck in the muscle forest of the Israeli team. If it is replaced by the Michael Owen at his peak, maybe it will be okay... Ouch? God, he flies!...Shoot! GOOOOOOOOOOAL...Goal, Michael Owen, he scored the first goal of returning to the national team!! Incredible goal!"
"...Goal! GOOOOOOOOOAL!! David Beckham!! The England captain scored the Three Lions' first goal in this European Cup, an infinitely perfect start! God, we saw Mad Lee's middle finger again before the goal!!"
"...Aww! Look, it's the middle finger! Crazy Li's middle finger appeared again... From now on, I suggest that every audience in front of the TV must not take a nap, don't drink beer, don't kiss your lover... In short, don't do anything, open your eyes, open your eyes to the limit, because you will see a wonderful performance... Aww, YES!! The full moon scimitar...David scored a beautiful free kick, and we lead the Spanish team 2-0!!"
"...Shoot! The goal is scored!! Straight into the dead corner! Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Alan Smith redeemed himself, the football flew into the upper right corner of the German goal, and Lehmann didn't respond!...Fast, too fast! In the last second of the game, Alan Smith's explosive shot pulled the England team back from the cliff..."
"...the fifth round of the penalty shootout... Ballack's penalty kick was saved by Joe Hart...David Beckham stood in front of the goal...He is the best captain of the England team. This European competition almost brought England to the final by himself! If this penalty kick is scored, the England team will make history..."
At this time, the sound of rapid breathing in the live broadcast hall was gradually audible in the darkness!
Although everyone understands that it is just a replay now, the glamorous Delaunay Cup, which has been watched by hundreds of millions of people, already belongs to England... But when I saw the fateful moment two months ago again, nervousness is still inevitable...
Until the scoop penalty kick that was destined to be recorded in history was issued on the screen, and the commentator Sester Sester frantically shouted out "champion! England...", the live broadcast hall suddenly burst into applause like a volcanic eruption!
At this point, the screen goes off.
The host's sweetheart Andy Tina turned around, and the provocative ending of the show was like a pair of gentle hands, gently turning out the memories that are not far away in the hearts of the fans——
"...this is the condensed 360 five days that have been lost, and the immortal scenes that are destined to be etched in the English people's memory will be revived again... From the faltering qualifying for the European Cup in the McLaren era to qualifying for the first place in the group two rounds early, from David Beckham scoring the first goal in the group stage against Greece to the last penalty kick that carried countless English fans. Pell Field confetti going up in the sky..."
"...From that moment on, all English footballers should learn to be grateful, and should learn to surrender at the feet of this 25-year-old Chinese with the most humble attitude..."
……
a day later.
The news of Li Tongfan's resignation from the Three Lions has set off a tsunami-like turmoil in Europe and even the entire world football world, and it is still raging like a hurricane in the Western Pacific!
The German "Bild", which has always been rigorous, made a special issue for this, and a paragraph in it aptly commented on the departure of Madman Li——
"Apart from England fans, fans of any other country will rejoice, because the invincible guy has finally withdrawn his sphere of influence from the national team competition. Brazil, Spain, Argentina, and other powerful players who aspire to win the 2010 World Cup can put their hearts back in their chests... Of course, on the other hand, the giants of the five major leagues need to cheer up. With all the focus on the club, even the most accurate predictions in the world can't tell you what kind of miracles Newcastle will create in the future..."
The center of the "Crazy Lee Hurricane Resignation" is obviously in English football!
However, the difference from the Real Madrid era is that this time, whether it is the FA or Madman Lee himself, both are considered friendly breakups!Therefore, there was no incident of angry fans storming Lao Li's villa!
Even the British media, which has always been harsh and comparable to Grandet, has put on a kind heart of God, and have sent blessings to this young Chinese who has achieved a historical breakthrough in the Three Lions in the past year!
"One champion a year, Madman Lee of the Three Lions deserves the respect of Great Britain"
"Extra: Queen Elizabeth to Honor Madman Lee"
"Madman Lee, the legendary coach of 410 days in the history of the England team! "
Who Was Demonizing Crazy Lee in the Past?Please stand up and repent now! "
"Salute, Gentlemen!To England's greatest ever manager
It can be seen from this that there is a warm side in human nature, and a warm side in human nature!Therefore, when any Zhang San or Li Si makes achievements worthy of every respect or countless crimes in a certain field, he will get the treatment he deserves whether he is alive or after death!
Glory forever or forever!
Li Tongfan, who is known as a "crazy man", has scolded the media, satirized opponents, criticized players, and ridiculed officials in the past 360 five days... He even provoked fans because they booed his players angrily...
However, he never deliberately patted his chest and said what Lao Tzu can bring you, what Lao Tzu can satisfy you...
Because, this sullen man usually only uses practical actions to tell you what I have brought and what I have been here in the "not abducted and righteous state"!
In many cases, once a certain "potential" is created and erected, there will definitely be many people who blindly follow the trend or who are pretentious on weekdays will join in it involuntarily!So, when the British Isles rang out the first praise of Madman Lee, both enemies and friends began to reflect!
Then, more people started to catch up and sing praises!
But at this time, Li Tongfan was not moved to tears because of other people's praise. The ridicule and ridicule from the media in the past was like a breeze in Lao Li's ears, but now the praise and flattery are the same for Men Sao Nan!
He was cursing at the top of his voice when all the English were complimenting him—
"Hey, Alan, don't be so fucking fierce, can you? This is not an official game. What if you hurt your teammates?...Your uncle, you have to smile. Come on, smile and show the little guys... Aww, shit, macho, you scared the new teammates!"
Rigburton Training Base.
morning.
The morning fog surrounding the training ground has not dissipated, and the Newcastle first team is undergoing daily training!
When Alan Smith brought down the Argentinian midfielder Pastore, who had made great feints with the ball, in training, Li Tongfan, who was standing on the sidelines and pretending to be cool, suddenly jumped up and scolded: "Alan, don't you think you are too cool? There is a limit to being cool. You should be calm. How can you try your best to be cool to steal the limelight from me as the head coach?"
Suck--
On the training field, which was a little nervous because of Smith's fierce foul action, the Hammers couldn't help laughing at the head coach's tireless obsession with "be cool" all of a sudden!
And the white-haired Alan Smith groaned in pain, muttered "I don't know who wears sunglasses to pretend to be cool every day", and then simply turned around and stopped looking at this neurotic leader who suddenly had a brain short circuit at a certain time and made him very speechless and contemptuous...
After laughing and laughing, the training finally continued normally in a relaxed atmosphere!
On the other side of the field, assistant coach Alan Shearer with a whistle in his mouth showed a knowing smile on his face.
Alan Smith's fierce shovel made the atmosphere just now very delicate!
You must know that the "accidental injury" incident just now in training is the most likely to damage the atmosphere of the team. If this leads to grievances among the players, it will not be worth the candle!Even among the giants of the five major leagues, it is not uncommon for fighters to collapse due to the division of the locker room. What's more, the first team is almost all Newcastle with a group of half-blooded youngsters?
When the dangerous little flames start to smoke furtively, perhaps only a "messy" coach like Madman Li can use this seemingly nonsensical method to virtually resolve the tense atmosphere just now!
Shearer remembers what Rooney said a day ago in "Memorabilia in the Green Shade" and agrees very much!Indeed, for the players, Lee is often a friend, rather than a staid boss who has to maintain his authority at all times...
This is better!
……
The training is still going on, ten minutes later.
"Hey, Javier, come here!"
Li Tongfan, who had been standing on the sidelines watching the Hammers fight in groups, called Pastore to his side.The other hammers are not surprised, because once Lao Li finds out who has any problems in training, he will immediately call him to the sidelines for guidance!
Seeing the Argentine teenager running over panting, Li Tongfan handed over the towel, then frowned and said: "Javier, you must pay attention to reducing personal dribbling when you get the ball. I know your skills are very good, but if the opponent uses destructive tactics like Alan just now, you will get the team into trouble...
Under the sun, the boy wiped off his sweat and nodded: "Boss, I understand!"
"Well, listen to Javier, I really like the way you play football, free and inspired, that's what makes you different..."
As he said that, Li Tongfan reached out to take the wet towel wiped by Pastore, patted the boy on the shoulder, and continued to smile and said, "However, you must be aware that there is still a difference between European football and South American football. If you want to succeed in this land, you must find a balance between the two. There is neither absolute freedom nor absolute discipline on the field. Do you understand what I mean?"
Seeing the young man nod his head to express his understanding, Li Tongfan finally sneaked up to Pastore and whispered in Pastore's ear: "Don't look at that guy Alan is cool, in fact he has absolutely no malicious intentions, just... Well, he is just too serious. He is serious like a robot no matter in competition or training. You are in the same position. I hope you can learn what you want from Alan's handling of the ball!"
Pastore turned his head to look at the white-haired guy who once shoveled the team's ace Michael Owen on the field, and nodded to show his understanding!
Training continues.
However, a few minutes later, Lao Li helplessly grabbed his chin, which was shaved smooth by Geely’s razor, and Lao Li had to admit that he had just racked his brains to give the 17-year-old Pastore a hard-spoken sermon. It was a complete failure, because the Argentine teenager still couldn’t help sticking the football to his feet in the group confrontation...
It seems that on the road of training Zhengtai, Lao Li has a long way to go!
……
September 9, sunny and sunny!
The wind in Newcastle Harbor was still blowing salty with the sound of the waves and the names of seagulls. Citizens in black and white sword-striped shirts stepped out of their homes after dinner and flocked to the white temple in the city center that brought them countless joys and emotions——
St James' Park!
因为，08-09赛季英超第六轮联赛将在今夜燃起熊熊硝烟，而本赛季强势崛起的纽卡斯尔坐镇主场圣詹姆斯公园球场5：1横扫目前排名联赛积分榜第9的米德尔斯堡！
In this game, the fans finally saw the fantastic striker combination of [Lightning Killer] Michael Owen and [Alien] Ronaldo that they had been looking forward to for two full months!
Nine and 10 minutes later, when the shouting in the stands and the fighting on the green were over, this pair, which is considered to be the most anticipated combination of the Magpies in the next year or two, did not disappoint——
Ronaldo scored a hat trick!
Michael Owen scored twice!
The two emperor superstars scored all 5 goals of the team!
In addition to Fatty and Owen, [Half-Blood Prince] Nicholas Gigi got a chance to play for 30 minutes, but unfortunately, although the little guy worked hard every second after he set foot on the green shade, he was really unlucky and always missed the goal!
However, there are people in the Newcastle team who are more unlucky than Nicholas Gigi-
Lukas Podolski!
Because Prince Polti actually kicked the penalty kick created by Gigi in the 89th minute into the backstand... In the camera, the German striker rubbed his hair with both hands and his face was full of disbelief. Penalty kicks were originally his strong point. The head coach Crazy Lee also emphasized many times before the game that if a penalty kick occurs, he must be allowed to take the penalty. In this way, he also hopes that Prince Polti can find his own state by scoring goals. Who knows...
The past two months have been a nightmare that Prince Polti, who joined with the highest personal transfer price of the Magpies in the summer, is a nightmare that he never wants to mention——
Six rounds of the league have passed, plus two English League Cup games and one UEFA Cup game. Podolski has played 6 times in Newcastle, but he handed over a dismal report card with 9 goals and 0 assists.
The poor performance and Podolski's brilliant performance in the European Cup two months ago are like clouds and mud!
Many people who had high hopes for Prince Polti were disappointed!
People originally thought that Podolski, who had been unable to find his form in Bayern Munich, could grow into a symbol of the new generation of German forwards under the guidance of "God on the Football Field"... But now it seems that things are not as good as imagined!
Can't even God save Podolski?
Before the halfway point of the season, many media can't wait to put the label of the top ten parallel imports of the Premier League summer signings on Podolski's head!
In September, the season's slightly scorching bright sun still shines on St. James' Park, but Prince Polti has gradually entered the cold winter step by step!
Career winter!
……
In addition to the eye-catching game of Newcastle, in the just-concluded sixth round of the Premier League, there was also a game that received great attention in Europe——
08-09 season Premier League's first traditional semi-final matchup!
The Blues Chelsea played against the Red Devils Manchester United at Stamford Bridge. The result of the game was shocking!
Chelsea, which people had high hopes for before the game, and under the coaching of coach Scolari, who put forward beautiful offensive football this season and remained unbeaten in the previous five rounds of the league, actually lost 0:2 to the Red Devils Manchester United in an away game with a complete defeat!
The defeat of the Stamford Bridge battle caused the grumpy and unscrupulous [outsider] Scolari to suffer a devastating blow when he was most complacent!
Ferguson, the godfather of the Red Devils who has dominated the Premier League for more than 20 years, mercilessly taught "Big Phil" a vivid lesson: the record of the national team cannot be the capital of the proud league, and the success of Brazil and Portugal cannot provide you with the capital of the Premier League...
Here, in my place, you're just a little bird!
At the end of the game, seeing the vicious boss Abramovich in the VIP box leave without looking back, the ashen-faced Scolari seemed to be vaguely aware that the cold winter of the rabbit had come early...
The outcome of the Stamford Bridge battle had a huge impact on the 08-09 season!
The blue team Chelsea was the first to fall out of the "winning streak group", and among the remaining teams, apart from Madman Lee's Newcastle, only the Red Devils Manchester United, Arsenal, and Tottenham Hotspur still maintained a record of unbeaten victories!
The whole world is guessing, among the three famous coaches Ferguson, Wenger and Juande Ramos, who has the ability to accompany [God by the Football Field] to carry on the winning streak to the end?
……
The sun and the moon rotate, and the pace of the season has not stopped in the slightest because of Chelsea's defeat!
September 9th is still a good day!
The league is suspended, and the second round of the more attractive UEFA Cup qualifiers begins!
In the context of sweeping the opponent 8:2 in the first round, the second round at home has long since become meaningless.The Hunter Athletic team seemed to know their fate, and they simply opened their arms and let Newcastle rape them at St. James' Park, fighting against the Magpies without fear of death!
In the end, after nine and 10 minutes of fierce fighting, Newcastle, who played with a full bench, repelled the invading Belgian team 3:1, and eliminated the opponent with a total score of 11:3!
Mixed race Nicholas Gigi scored a goal in the game!
Argentine center Crespo scored twice!
Although Lukas Podolski, who played nine and 10 minutes, sent an indirect assist, his shot gave Gigi a good chance to score, but overall it continued the previous downturn!
A big win, but not perfect for Newcastle!
Because, shortly after the game, there was a very unfavorable news——
The alien Ronaldo, who came off the bench during the game, was detected by the team doctor after the game with a groin strain. The most optimistic time will be 3 weeks of injury!
Three hours after the game, the news published on the official website disappointed Newcastle fans!
The much-anticipated Irving + Ronaldo combination has only appeared in just two games. People are expecting them to destroy the city for the Magpies, but [Alien] once again lay down on the hospital bed to hug and tease the angel in white...
But at this time, the wind direction began to change!
Not long after the English media spent three days praising Lee the Madman of the Three Lions, they soon resumed their grandstanding and grassroots nature, and began to return to their respective positions to point out and mock Lee the Madman of Newcastle!
However, because the team's record is impeccable, this time the media goalkeeper is targeting the transfer selection that has just ended!
Naturally, there is no need to repeat Podolski's downturn. Ronaldo's injury triggered a new round of verbal criticism. The famous reporter Barbara of "The Times" unceremoniously criticized Li Tongfan's signing strategy in her column——
"The Crazy Li in the national team is my idol, but as soon as he returned to Newcastle, this young man started to make mistakes... I remember that at the beginning of the season, people were still cheering because a superstar like Ronaldo came to St. James' Park, but this guy with Newcastle's highest weekly salary now wants the club to pay for his medical bills! So, I have to express my opinion today. Crazy Li's transfer strategy in the summer was a huge mistake! Ronaldo returned to the hospital bed as usual, Podolski was still looking for his shooting boot, Marcelo was up and down, Makelele hardly played..."
……
The head coach's office at Rigburton's training base!
Snapped!
Throwing the newspaper with a blonde beauty in his hand on the table, Li Tongfan scolded without grace: "Master, do you have early menopause, little girl? Hey, Alan, do you know this pretty girl in the newspaper?"
puff!
On the sofa in the office, assistant coach Alan Shearer squirted every drop of the Coke he just drank into his mouth!
Then, under Lao Li's inexplicable gaze, Shearer got up in a panic like an electric shock, closed the office door, closed the windows, and drew the curtains...
After finishing all this, the assistant coach turned around mysteriously and looked at Li Tongfan with a black line on his forehead, his face was full of helplessness, and explained: "Li, if the players hear these words just now, it is not good for your wise and great image of the head coach..."
"Seriously, do you know the details of this girl?" Old Li didn't care.
"I know! Bruce Barbara, the most well-known beauty reporter of The Times, worked for Sky TV a year ago, and was lured to North London by The Times for a super high price of 50 pounds..."
"50 pounds?" Li Tongfan was taken aback, and then he realized that 50 pounds might not be enough to buy the thighs of an ordinary Premier League player, but it was indeed a sky-high price for a journalist. This beautiful girl named Barbara is so fierce. Is there anything different about it?
Under Lao Li's puzzled eyes, Alan Shearer began to explain mysteriously: "Although the pretty girl you mentioned is only 28 years old this year, when she was just an intern reporter four years ago, she reported a big event that shocked Europe..."
"What's the big deal? What's the big deal?"
"It was this lady who broke the news about the affair scandal of British Prime Minister Blair's most trusted minister, Blunkett! This news shocked the entire British Isles at the time..."
"Stop!!" Lao Li waved his hands impatiently: "What does this have to do with us? Why is this chick shooting at me?"
"Because Barbara suddenly gave up her favorite field of political news two years ago, became fanatical about football, and became a football reporter. Afterwards, she successively reported Rooney's prostitution scandal, C-Ronaldo and Anderson, Nani's collective prostitution scandal, Defoe's prostitution scandal..."
Mensao man was shocked!
This guy named Barbara, who has a grudge against prostitutes or football players, has devoted his limited life so tirelessly to the infinite career of catching traitors...
"Barbara is the supreme idol of every football reporter in the media industry, but it is a ghost-like nightmare for any player or coach. Once you are entangled by her, no matter how closely you guard your privacy, you will be dug out by her. She has a detection ability that is more terrifying than 007...unless you are a flawless saint!"
Speaking of this, Alan Shearer suddenly looked at Lao Li gloatingly, with indescribable lewdness in his eyes. In such a room where the doors and windows were closed and the curtains were drawn tightly, being looked at by a strong man with such aggressive eyes, Li Tongfan couldn't help but shudder...
So, Lao Li asked cautiously: "Alan, why are you looking at me like this?"
"Li, you have to be mentally prepared...you must be mentally prepared," Alan Shearer stood up and smiled at Li Tongfan in a dazed manner, his tone full of jokes: "I have a strong hunch that Barbara is following you this time, and you are in serious trouble...Wow ha ha ha ha!!"
In the end, Alan Smith finally couldn't help laughing at Li Tongfan's expression as if he had eaten a dead child, and then opened the office door and left laughing...
Seeing Shearer disappear into the Rigburton training base in a more flirtatious posture than he used to run on the court before retiring, Li Tongfan shuddered all over his body. While slowly pondering the meaning of what the assistant coach said just now, he said to himself: "Your uncle is just being targeted by a chick. What are you afraid of? Our old Li doesn't steal, grab, or whore. There is no scandal at all. He is as pure as a virgin, Barbara the devil." Come to investigate Lao Tzu, isn't it just to prove our old Li's righteousness...haha!"
Speaking of this, Li Tongfan suddenly thought of a terrible thing, and his body froze: Alan, the bastard just said that Barbara has a detection ability comparable to 007, if this bitch really wants to mess with Lao Tzu wholeheartedly, what if she finds out the secret of the FM2009 system?This is definitely a fatal weakness for Lao Li...
……
After the UEFA Cup game, it was the national team match day.
The long-awaited successor of Madman Li was finally released. The FA announced the new helm of the Three Lions at 15:00 in the afternoon of the same day in the press conference hall where Madman Li took office and left.
Fabio Capello!
This piece of news quickly caused a stir in the entire European football world, and even the most ordinary fans were dumbfounded by the "ape dung" between Crazy Li and Capello.
A year ago, when Crazy Li left Real Madrid, it was the Italian gold medal coach who succeeded Crazy Li and became the new captain of the Bernabeu. Unexpectedly, a year later when Crazy Li bid farewell to the Three Lions, it was Capello who came to take over the coaching position...
Could it be that the Italian gold medal coach is addicted to eating leftovers left by Crazy Li?
Or, if Uncle Capello must fall from where, he will try to stand up from there?After the Galactic Battleship commander who replaced Madman Li was embarrassed, he decided to find success once again after succeeding Madman Li?
Public outcry!
Obviously waiting for Capello is not just doubts!
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