football modifier.

Chapter 389

Chapter 389

Alan Shearer's meaning is obvious.

Still noisy?

If the quarrel continues, the referee's red card will be the first target of the operation...

Thirty seconds later, two deep scratches appeared on the lawn in front of Newcastle's command bench from the right side of the court to the left side, as if they had been plowed by an old-fashioned plow...

That's the mark left by Hiller dragging the heels of lunatic Li Tongfan...

Soon, the team doctor helped Juan Mata leave the field.

And the "black-faced judge" chief referee finally began to "settle accounts after autumn"——

Deco, who tackled the ball, and Lloris, who ran for more than 50 meters and pushed people, each received a yellow card. The captains of the two teams, Michael Owen and John Terry, were called aside by the referee to give a solemn warning, asking the two big men to restrain their teammates as much as possible, and not to make such rough moves in the next game...

There were boos in the stands...

Such a penalty obviously did not satisfy the Newcastle fans, and the boos were given to the referee.

At this time, Li Tongfan rushed to the field again, even the assistant coach Shearer didn't hold back...

The furious fourth official was about to be driven mad by this man, thinking that the lunatic Li was about to hit the court again, and panting heavily, he chased after him: "Mr. Idiot, you...do you understand what you are doing? You will be sent off with a red card..."

"Damn, I can't even come to find my shoes?"

Li Tongfan picked up a leather shoe from the lawn that had been dropped when Shearer dragged it horizontally, turned around and yelled viciously at the fourth official: "Dear sir, if I were you, I would pay more attention to those guys who wear uniforms on the field but do the job of butchers, damn it..."

Li Tongfan cursed intermittently, bent down, put on his shoes and ran off the stage...

The fourth official, who was just in his early 30s, was obviously frightened by Lao Li's sudden roar. After three or four seconds, he looked at Lao Li's back and spit out an official sentence at a volume that only he could hear——

"I will write these in detail in the game report..."

Soon, the referee didn't forget about Lao Li, the guy who was in the limelight just now, and ran to the sidelines, and slowly walked towards Li Tongfan. He didn't know whether to issue a verbal warning or show a red card...

"Send him off! Send him off..."

Not far away, on the seat of the Chelsea commander, Scolari folded his hands on his chest and made the most devout prayer to God.

Who knew that what happened next made him almost stare out of his eyes: the referee just said a few words to Crazy Li in a friendly manner, but Crazy Li, who was rebellious, changed his excited expression of wanting to kill someone just now, and became like a good baby talking and laughing with the referee...

Could it be that the referee is actually a fan of Madman Li?

At the end, Scolari clearly saw Madman Li looking in his direction, and winking his eyes triumphantly with a provocative expression...

It is unforgivable, the head coach should definitely be sent off by a red card for running on the field twice in a row!

Scolari roared angrily at the figure of the referee who was about to return to the field to resume the game, but the "judge in black" turned around blankly and gave a "cruel" verbal warning to the old Brazilian...

……

After 4 minutes, the game restarted.

Russia's [tsar] Arshavin's substitute Juan Mata debuts!

Juan Mata sat on the bench and received detailed treatment from the team doctor for the wound. Fortunately, this injury only hurt the flesh, not the bones. The team doctor Nugent believed that the swelling can be reduced in a day, and it will not affect the next game...

In this way, there is no need to cancel the Spanish boy's engagement ceremony tomorrow!

At this time, the boos against the referee in the stands of St. James' Park Stadium are still overwhelming and continuing...

Shearer chatted with Mata for a few words, cursing and scratching his "handsome hair" and suggested to Lao Li: "This son of a bitch referee...Juan is sure that damn Portuguese did it on purpose...Lee, we should sue them..."

Before Shearer finished his sentence, the referee's whistle sounded again...

Chelsea midfielder Mikel knocked Arshavin, who had just played, to the ground with a savage charge.

The referee called Mikel aside and issued a verbal warning...

"Aww, God!! Oh, damn bastard, another verbal warning..." Shearer jumped up and spat out fiercely: "Such a foul can be directly shown a yellow card. Today's damn referee's penalty scale is really too soft... Does he think we are all fools who don't understand football?"

Li Tongfan did not answer Hiller, but looked straight at his feet.

Hiller followed Lao Li's gaze and found a ball of saliva sticking to the toe of Li Tongfan's leather shoes, which seemed...uh, a bit familiar...Could it be... Could it be that he spit on it just now?

Seeing Shearer flatteringly wipe off the saliva on the leather shoes, Li Tongfan smiled evilly: "It's good to have a loose penalty... Hehe... It's good if you don't like playing cards... Hehe, it's better to keep Deco on the court, or if you want revenge, you don't know when you will meet Chelsea next time..."

"Look at that uncle..."

Li Tongfan pointed to the Chelsea command seat not far away and said with a smile: "Alan, how long do you think that grumpy old man will laugh?"

Grumpy old man?

Alan Shearer turned his head and looked at the line of defense that Li Tongfan pointed at... Sure enough, isn't there a grinning old man sitting there?

Uncle Luis Felipe Scolari is sitting on the coach seat and laughing happily!

Seeing Scolari's smug look, Shearer instantly understood that everything that happened on the field was intentionally caused by the opposing coach... This nasty old bastard! !

Shearer himself didn't realize that as he got in touch with Madman Lee for longer and longer, he gradually became closer to the vermilion than the red and the darker to the ink. In addition, the player's background is still bloody, and he is a bit like the "English version of Madman Lee"...

"...Although our players are not as powerful as them... Hehe, but shoveling people doesn't require absolute strength. If we shovel out one of Chelsea's players, do you think that old guy will still be smiling as happily as he is now?"

Alan Shearer slapped his thigh very bachelorly: "I've wanted to do this for a long time, so you think so too..."

The two shameless guys looked at each other lewdly, and then laughed in unison.

"... Fatty, get up and warm up!"

Li Tongfan waved to [Alien Fatty] Ronaldo who was sitting on the bench, called the grinning fatty to his side, and whispered a few words in his ear, only to see a burst of consternation on Fatty Luo's face, and then ran to the other end of the field to warm up...

Gareth Bell, Nicholas Gigi and other hammers sitting on the bench looked at the sinister smiles of the boss and Ronnie, and felt the cool wind blowing on their backs...

"Someone is going to be unlucky..." Gareth Bell muttered with a smile.

"What?" The others didn't understand.

"Look over there..."

The Hammers on the bench looked in the direction Gareth Bale pointed...

I saw that Ronaldo, who was doing warm-up exercises with his legs high, ran to the side of Newcastle's goal, looked around furtively, and ran behind goalkeeper Hugo Lloris...

"Ouch..."

The Hammers on the bench collectively covered their eyes and groaned in pain for a while, that thief's back is really insignificant...

……

Hugo Lloris is concentrating on the situation on the field.

Although Newcastle is officially in possession of the ball at this time, the situation in the football game is changing rapidly and no one knows whether Chelsea's shot will fly over in the next second, so he dare not be careless in the slightest.

What's more, now the Magpies are competing with him for the main position internally is the veteran Ji Wen, who is also very strong. Recently, the head coach Crazy Lee has given him a lot of opportunities. He must perform well and strive to determine his main goalkeeper position as soon as possible.

At this moment, an extremely obscene and familiar voice suddenly came from behind——

"Hey... hey... Hu Ge, this way..."

Lloris first looked at the field...

Well, the football is still at Irving's feet, and his teammates are organizing the attack...

After finally confirming that Chelsea will not attack in a second or two, Hugo Lloris turned around to see who was calling him, and then Ronaldo's winking fat face appeared in his sight...

With Lloris' puzzled expression on his face, Ronaldo rushed to the doorpost and said something to him, and the French national team soon became green...

30 seconds later.

Taking advantage of the football going out of the boundary line, Lloris beckoned the thick-headed German midfielder Sami Khedira over, and whispered a few words in his ear...

Another 30 seconds later.

force--

The referee's whistle sounded mournfully...

Portugal's "doormat" Deco fell to the ground holding his ankle in pain and rolled back and forth. Players from both sides gathered together again...

The German midfielder Sami Khedira put on the classic expression of innocence that Deco made after Juan Mata died a few minutes ago, expressing to the referee that he was absolutely unintentional...

At this moment, the Newcastle fans in the stands even thought of gloating applause...

On the bench, Gareth Bale waited for a group of hammers to cover their heads with black faces. Just now they watched the whole process of this "tragedy" directed by the vengeful boss. At this moment, the hammers finally understood what the boss said to Ronaldo...

"I'm very vengeful..."

At this moment, the Hammers on the bench finally had the most intuitive impression of the catchphrase that Madman Li often talked about. Fortunately, they belonged to Madman Li...

However, it seems good to have such a head coach covering him!

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The second and third shifts arrive around 10:30.

(End of this chapter)