strictlysupreme Chapter 400 A Sudden Unbelievable Scene [Second Monthly Pass Request]
Chapter 400 A Sudden Unbelievable Scene [Second Monthly Pass Request]
Chapter 400 A Sudden Unbelievable Scene
This crazy "beard" who jumped out suddenly is called Paul Sterntrang!
She is Sester's new commentary partner assigned by national television.
Sester's old partner Gary Lineker flew to the Aegean Sea for vacation in the last month because he suddenly stepped on "shit" and married a young wife who was more than 20 years younger than him!
This 25-year-old guy named Stern is the most famous football game commentator who suddenly appeared in the English Premier League in the last three or four months. He has a very apt nickname for his commentary style——
"Dirty talk commentator"!
That's right, it's the "swear word commentator"!
In the Premier League, any commentator who stands out among the many competitors and becomes famous must have his own characteristics, and the young Paul Sentrang is ingenious for his own characteristics, that is——
dirty words!
Before Paul Stern, I don’t know how many guys who aspired to become the greatest football commentator in the Premier League and even the world have racked their brains to find a different way of commentating...
Some of them pursue erudition and survey every node of modern football history...
Some people pursue passion and strive to organize the most beautiful and gorgeous language when explaining...
Some people pursue speed and have stones in their mouths, so that hundreds of English letters burst out of their mouths every second...
Some people pursue long distances and train their lung capacity to be greater than that of the best divers, so that they can sing the English word with the highest frequency on the football field - "GOAL" to an incredible 4 minutes and 23 seconds without taking a breath...
However, the road to the best football commentator is always full of brutal competition!
Therefore, some of these people have succeeded and some have failed after they have made firm efforts, but the 25-year-old Paul Stern unexpectedly found a shortcut to overnight fame, thus easily standing out from many competitors. Almost every fan who has heard him explain the game will firmly remember the name "Stern"!
Paul Sterntram's method is --
dirty words!
Swear words are unrefined things, but if you pack them with a very clever emotional means and language skills, and send them to every audience watching the football match at the right time, then you will be successful!
Because the fanatical fans will only think that every "dirty word" you say is to help them vent their ecstasy or grief!
"... Shit, this ball didn't even f*ck catch it?"
"Oh, God, let this guy with eyes that grow into his asshole eat shit, he can't even shoot an empty goal, and he has the nerve to claim he is a striker?"
"Idiot! This guy is a complete fucking idiot! He should be sent to a mental hospital for treatment instead of standing on the sidelines and directing a football game... Dear guys, let's put up the middle finger and say to that bastard: Die, bitch!"
That's Paul Sterntram's commentary style.
Fans will never forget such a commentator, and even like him very much, because he can express the strongest feelings in their hearts through the microphone on behalf of them...
Roar heartily!
Shout out whatever you want! !
Roar an unrestrained! ! !
Shout out to do whatever you want! ! ! !
We must know that in many cases, fans do not need a commentator to "talk" about a certain wonderful scene in a calm tone with an irrelevant identity. Football is a sport of passion and men, so what any fan would like to hear is the full-bodied and full-bodied scolding and praise of Stern...
And today, "The Dirty Talk Commentator" Paul Schent will comment on a Mad Lee game for the first time since his rise to fame.
Although as a senior, [British Traitor] Sester is not impressed with the commentary style of this "swearing commentator", but he still wants to know if this bearded man can find a suitable reason to swear at the all-powerful lunatic Li...
What a fun challenge this will be!
……
"...nobody doubts the loyalty of the Newcastle fans,"
"We are the most faithful magpies!"
"Newcastle are our favourites,"
"For nothing else..."
"Just because we have Newcastle in our blood."
"We're shouting the name at St James' Park -"
"NEW CASTLE!!!!!!"
In the stands, more than 60000 Newcastle fans who wore large black and white sword-striped shirts on top of down jackets held the club's scarves with both hands, and were singing the most popular fan song at St. James' Park...
Numerous black and white scarves and towering arms outline a beautiful pattern that makes Newcastle the most proud. Fans hold Newcastle's scarves high, just like the most devout Christians are holding high the holy cross that is more precious than their own lives...
At this moment, every breath from more than 60000 mouths will release pieces of white air in the cold air, and almost the entire stadium will be enveloped in it in an instant...
St. James' Park turned into the most tragic Shura battlefield!
The crazy Newcastle people are waiting for the enemy from North London to set foot on the devil's home field prepared for them!
Sudden……
The passionate singing fell quickly, and the fans in the stands took off the scarves that were raised above their heads and wrapped them around their necks, and then cheered like a mountain roaring and a tsunami...
Soldiers on both sides of the war, here we go!
Player tunnel.
The referee and the line referees came out first, and behind them were [Lightning Killer] Michael Owen with the captain's armband wrapped around his arm, and Cesc Fabregas, the core midfielder of Arsenal...
"Guys, now welcome our bravest and greatest tacticians..."
"Michael... Owen!!!"
"Alan...Smi-Smith!!!"
"Juan...Ma-ta!!"
"Ro-na-al-many!!"
"Lucas...Bo-dol-s-key!!!"
With the high-spirited roar of the on-site commentator, every Newcastle player walking out of the tunnel can get cheers like a mountain roar and a tsunami. When Li Tongfan walked out of the player tunnel, the huge sound wave seemed to blow towards the face, driving the cold wind of winter night...
Lao Li shook hands with Professor Wenger very gracefully...
Then, he turned around and waved to the North Stand of St. James' Park Stadium, and the stands immediately cheered and practiced...
"Mad Lee is waving to his rabid supporters!!"
Sester, the TV commentator, said something casually, and suddenly found that there seemed to be something wrong on the screen: "Oh, wait...the director re-shot the scene... oh oh oh, look who this is? Haha, is it really Qinghe-Wang?"
The rebroadcast camera quickly pointed at the direction where Madman Li was waving just now...
I saw a young girl wearing a fiery red down jacket sitting among the crowded fans, laughing like a flower, holding up the Newcastle club scarf in her hand and shouting something with a group of tough old men...
That scarf was given to Wang Qinghe by bus driver John Newton's new wife, Nelly, when they met for the first time at the gate of Rigburton's training base yesterday!
"Oh oh oh oh, it really is Madman Li's mysterious girlfriend!! Unexpectedly, she is also a crazy Newcastle fan, and her fanatical expression is no less than any old fan with decades of experience around her..."
"...I have to admit that I originally thought that even if Madman Li's girlfriend showed up to watch the game, she should have appeared in the warm VIP box, instead of sitting in the stands in the freezing cold of minus three degrees like now, among a group of men covered in sweat, swearing, swearing, and pointing their middle fingers, shouting and laughing with hideous faces!"
"A smart and beautiful woman, at least her wonderful performance today is enough to conquer any discerning fans in Newcastle..."
Even [expletive commentator] Paul Sterntrang choked out a sentence for a long time: "Crazy Li Zhen is fucking lucky, he has a lovely girlfriend..."
……
force--
While the two commentators were still paying attention to "Crazy Li's girl", the referee Atkinson blew the whistle to start the game amidst the attention of everyone...
The fight begins!
The Gunners in the away game took the lead in kicking off.
Togo [Little Monster] Adebayor stretched out his long legs and kicked the football to the "core midfielder" Fabregas behind him, and then strode towards Newcastle's goal with his striker partner [Spirit Fox in the Restricted Area] Eduardo Silva...
Fabregas, who received the football, did not immediately stop the attack. Instead, after passing consecutive passes with his midfield partner "Zidane II" Nasri, he beautifully shook off the symbolic harassment and pressing of the Newcastle forwards, and started sprinting with the football...
At this moment, something that no one expected happened——
I don't know when the night sky in Newcastle suddenly started to snowflakes!
Pieces of pure white snowflakes are like white elves that fell from the nine heavens, fluttering and falling on the St. James' Park Stadium.
The fans in the stands let out a low cheer!
This is from people's heartfelt love for the first snow this winter...
And the head coach of Arsenal, Professor Arsene Wenger, who is on the commanding seat of the visiting team, is not so happy——
The famous French marshal cursed in a low voice: "God!! This damn England national television weather forecast...doesn't it mean that it's just sunny and cloudy? Why does it suddenly snow?
After just a few minutes of effort, a faint layer of white air has already floated on the green lawn with the geothermal system...
That is the fog formed after the snowflakes melted!
At least from the current situation, it seems that what is coming is not a light snow!
Although it is snowing now and it will not affect the progress of the game, but the snowflakes in the sky have reminded more than 70000 people in the stadium——
The snow battle is here!
This "Peak Battle", which is attracting attention all over Europe, will undoubtedly become a snow battle!
Professor Wenger endured the irritability in his heart, stood up from the coaching bench and walked to the sidelines, thinking about how to adjust Arsenal's tactics.
Because when the snow falls and the lawn field becomes slippery, the gunners' technical movements and passing will change, and the success rate of passing and dribbling will be greatly reduced!
This is a nightmare for gunners who are used to ground coordination!
As for the head coach Wenger, in order to be on the safe side, he should make changes to the team's tactics as soon as possible, but the current tactics are the culmination of a week of hard thinking between him and Arsenal's first-team coaching staff...
Wenger is still hesitating.
He casually glanced at the field, and his pupils suddenly shrank!
Because the famous French marshal saw an incredible thing! ——
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