Inventory of Chaos: Iconic Scenes That Shattered Everyone Instantly

Chapter 103: ICISEI Episode 103

Episode 103: Discuss the status relationship with the Saiki family『 The scene abruptly shifted, and the familiar living room reappeared before everyone’s eyes.

"You changed the lock again!!!!"

In the living room, Kuniharu roared indignantly.

Saiki Kurumi, on the other hand, smiled as she watched Saiki Kusuo walk in and said softly, "Kusuo, welcome home~~"

Clearly, she completely ignored Kuniharu.

This scene made countless people sympathize with Saiki Kuniharu in the video.

What kind of man was this? His status at home was truly too low!

No, to be precise...

He had no family status at all.

After all...

The lock on the front door was changed, and he had to wait until he got home to discover it.

This guy was truly pathetic!!! 』

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~Dimensional livestream, Chat Room~

[ Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): "This guy is so pathetic." ]

[ Oyama Mahiro (Onimai): "As a father, he doesn’t even know the door lock at home has been changed and has to rely on his superpowered son to open the door for him." ]

[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Exactly, exactly, my Onii-chan is the best!" ]

[ Taihei Doma (Himouto): "You ah....." ]

[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Hehehe, because Umaru relies on Onii-chan now." ]

[ Kogoro Mouri (Detective Conan): "This guy, as the head of the family, has too little manly spirit!" ]

[ Ran Mouri (Detective Conan): "Dad, would you dare say that in front of Mom?" ]

[ Kogoro Mouri (Detective Conan): "...." ]

[ Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): "Hahaha! Useless old man!" ]

[ Kogoro Mouri (Detective Conan):: " ( ?｀Д? ) " ]

[ Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): "Ouch, ouch, ouch!!" ]

[ Kogoro Mouri (Detective Conan): "You brat, I can still beat you up to vent my anger." ]

[ Haibara Ai (Detective Conan): "By the way, you are at your own home, why aren’t you talking, but here?" ]

[ Kogoro Mouri (Detective Conan): "That’s right~!" ]

[ Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan): "Why did you hit me again!" ]

[ Kogoro Mouri (Detective Conan): "Oh, it was just on impulse...." ]

[ Utaha Kasumigaoka (Saekano): "Interesting~" ]

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『 In the video, Saiki Kusuo watched Saiki Kusuo and Saiki Kurumi bickering with a blank expression, his entire being exceptionally calm, as if he wasn’t worried at all about any problems arising in his parents’ relationship.

Immediately after, a familiar narration voice sounded.

" Where did the sweet couple from back then go? "

Following Saiki Kusuo’s narration, the screen showed Saiki Kurumi and Saiki Kuniharu holding hands, a scene full of affection.

This sudden "dog food" made everyone watching the video feel incredibly sweet and cloyingly overwhelmed!

" In the past, their love burned so passionately. "

As soon as the voice fell, the scene cut back to the two of them arguing in the living room.

"The degree to which I’m angry with you could reach the Tokyo Skytree!!!"

"The person I detest most in the entire universe is you!!!"

Looking at the couple grabbing each other’s collars on the screen, the audience couldn’t help but twitch their mouths.

Were these really the same affectionate couple who were so sickeningly sweet before?

"Now, they’ve gotten ’warm’ in a different way..."

As Saiki Kusuo spoke, the scene changed abruptly.

In the blink of an eye, Saiki Kusuo was already sitting at the dining table, holding chopsticks and a rice bowl, with a plate of incredibly tempting tonkatsu and miso soup in front of him.

"Dinner time~~"

Saiki Kurumi called out.

Tonight’s dinner looked super appetizing!

Who would have thought that even though the couple argued fiercely, Saiki Kurumi’s dinner was not at all perfunctory?

Everyone watched this scene in surprise.

At this moment, the camera slowly moved to Saiki Kuniharu.

And placed in front of him was a leather shoe drizzled with black pepper sauce... Inside the shoe was a bowl of rice emitting a strange smell.

The chopsticks were inserted into the rice, looking exactly like an offering.

Saiki Kuniharu in the picture immediately shouted when he saw it.

"Hey!!! What the hell are you doing!!!! Why does Kusuo have tonkatsu rice, and I get a leather shoe!!!"

Saiki Kuniharu vented all his anger at the top of his lungs.

On the other side, Saiki Kurumi completely ignored him, smiling as she looked at Saiki Kusuo and asked, "Kusuo, is it delicious?"

"Hey!!!"

Following Saiki Kuniharu’s roar, Saiki Kurumi seemed to notice his presence only then and said with a smile:

"Honey, there’s more after you finish~"

Hearing his wife’s words, Saiki Kuniharu immediately shouted back: "Who wants to eat it!!! Anyway, the next thing you’ll make me eat is the other leather shoe, right!!!"

With that, this "head of the household," who appeared dignified but actually had low status, turned his gaze to Saiki Kusuo, who was calmly eating next to him.

At this moment, Saiki Kusuo had no interest in the disputes between people.

His attitude was as if to say,

" "You guys argue, I’ll just watch the show." "

Then...

"Kusuo~~ Can you use your superpower to turn this into tonkatsu rice for me?"

Saiki Kuniharu said shyly and coyly to Saiki Kusuo, holding the shoe-rice emitting an unpleasant odor.

Eating shoe-rice was absolutely out of the question!

But the only one who could cook at home was Saiki Kurumi, and asking her to make another one was almost impossible. Therefore, Saiki Kuniharu, the "head of the household," had to turn to Saiki Kusuo, who could help.

Saiki Kuniharu pouted, his expression looking quite improper, showing no sign of the demeanor expected of a head of household.hing, and his actions showed no intention of stopping. 』

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『 Viewers of Countless World 』

This made the viewers’ mouths twitch, wondering how Saiki Kusuo could remain so calm when his parents were arguing so fiercely. Did he not worry about his parents divorcing?

Oh?

Forgot, he’s a psychic?

Then it’s fine...

.....

『 Saiki Kusuo spoke again, "But this is their business, hmm... Coffee Jelly?!"

As he spoke, Saiki Kusuo suddenly noticed a dessert called coffee jelly in front of him and was immediately attracted.

At this moment, a line of subtitles quietly appeared below Saiki Kusuo.

" Saiki Kusuo’s irresistible food: Coffee Jelly (Saiki liked it) "

The moment he saw the coffee jelly.

Saiki Kusuo completely ignored his parents, who were fighting fiercely right beside him, and opened the coffee jelly package in front of him, savoring it with a look of intoxication!

He blissfully scooped a spoonful of jelly into his mouth, his face showing an indescribable look of enjoyment.

And behind him, two adults were fighting fiercely.

Yes, it was a physical struggle, and those with wandering thoughts should go to the wall.

Saiki Kusuo even advertised the coffee jelly while eating it.

" "Rich coffee bean aroma, pure flavor sealed in this elegant packaging, combined with the unexpected encounter with milk, creates a unique taste, truly a sinfully luxurious enjoyment.

" "

As Saiki Kusuo’s narration continued, the battle between Saiki Kuniharu and Saiki Kurumi behind him had reached its climax.

Saiki Kurumi actually lifted Saiki Kuniharu, making it hard to believe that a woman could possess such divine strength.

Saiki Kuniharu, on the other hand, was struggling and screaming incessantly.

In an instant, the enraged Saiki Kurumi violently threw Saiki Kuniharu, who crashed directly behind Saiki Kusuo.

Bang!!

Saiki Kusuo’s eyes widened, staring intently at the dropped spoonful of coffee jelly!

In zero-point-zero-zero-zero-one seconds, he quickly made a choice between catching the person or the jelly!!

Boom!!!

Perfect catch!!!

Saiki Kusuo’s face was filled with satisfaction as he accurately caught the coffee jelly in his mouth.

As for Saiki Kuniharu?

He was thrown to the side and wasn’t lightly injured!

Saiki Kuniharu staggered to his feet, looking at Saiki Kusuo in shock, thinking his son would come to save him!

But in the end...

He, as a father, was not as important as a piece of coffee jelly!!

"You want to eat it that badly?!"

Saiki Kuniharu’s heart was shattered. He never expected Saiki Kusuo not to let go of even such a small piece of jelly!!

But soon, Saiki Kuniharu seemed to remember something and hurriedly shouted, "Fool!! There’s no time to eat!! Look!! What your mom looks like now!!!" 』

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~Dimensional livestream, Chat Room~

[ Sawamura Eriri (Saekano): "What did this irresponsible dad see in the picture? Why is he so scared all of a sudden?" ]

[ Umaru Doma (Himouto): "Never mind what he sees, thinking about the scene before, it all feels normal to me!" ]

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[ Kiana (Honkai: Impact Third): "Fortunately, my... other real self’s irresponsible dad isn’t like this, although he doesn’t seem like a good person either." ]

[ Theresa (Honkai: Impact Third): "Kiana, you don’t have to be like this. You are your true self, and your future self has already accepted it, right?" ]

[ Kiana (Honkai: Impact Third): "..." ]

[ Himeko Murata (Honkai: Impact Third): "Alright, Mei, take Kiana to the Principal’s office." ]

[ Raiden Mei (Honkai: Impact Third): "Okay!" ]

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『 The camera turned to Saiki Kurumi, her face contorted, like a demon crawling out of hell!!

At this very moment, the art style changed drastically. Facing Saiki Kurumi, Saiki Kuniharu felt like he was on the battlefield, saying to Saiki Kusuo next to him, "Stop her, Kusuo!! She’s not the mom you know anymore!!"

Because in Saiki Kuniharu’s mind at this moment, his wife seemed to be truly possessed by a demon.

"Make a move!! Save your mom!!!"

Saiki Kurumi grabbed the table and violently threw it towards Saiki Kuniharu and Saiki Kusuo!!!

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!"

Seeing the flying table, Saiki Kuniharu closed his eyes tightly and screamed in fear.

However, after a long time, the expected pain did not come. He hesitantly opened his eyes and found that the table and the food on it were eerily suspended a few centimeters from his nose.

"What a hassle..."

Saiki Kusuo sighed and raised his hand slightly.

It was he who used his psychic powers to freeze the table.

After all..

I!

Saiki Kusuo!

Am a psychic!! 』

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~Dimensional livestream, Chat Room~

[ Kazuma Satou (KonoSuba): "In such a dangerous moment, psychic powers are indeed useful." ]

[ Kazuma Satou (KonoSuba): "Look at the people around me, what kind of guys are they?" ]

[ Aqua (KonoSuba): "What are you talking about? I am a god!" ]

[ Megumin (KonoSuba): "What do you mean, unreliable teammates, aren’t you the same?" ]

[ Darkness (KonoSuba): "Exactly, Kazuma-dono." ]

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