strictlysupreme Chapter 142 Wait for me to call my grandfather over
Chapter 142 Wait for me to call my grandfather over
On the first day of cloud invigilation, some parents who knew in advance that they would have to attend a meeting after the test nervously stayed in the live broadcast room. Just like parents who sent their children to kindergarten for the first time, they were extremely worried and afraid that something unexpected would happen.
While keeping a close eye on the elderly in his family, he frantically took screenshots and forwarded them to his friends.
In contrast, netizens are simply here to join in the fun.
[It is a vicious act to ask an old man in his sixties or seventies to take the test paper. Where can I get the test paper? I should arrange one for my mother to take as well. ]
[I want to make a lot of money in the future, and then enroll my mother in calligraphy classes, piano classes, painting classes, English classes...]
[Someone in the family needs to shoulder the responsibility of studying. I definitely can’t do it. I hope my parents can study hard at the senior citizen university for the bright future of our family.]
[It is so hard to make money nowadays. We, as children, don’t need our parents to be successful. No matter how successful we are, at least we can support the three of us.]
[The above post is a true example of wise children. I have forwarded it to our elderly family members. It is true that we, as children, are anxious when we see it.]
[I just sent this video to my 50-year-old dad, urging him to learn from his peers. But he showed it to my 80-year-old grandfather, who has already pulled out his belt and is ready to play singles.]
The barrage was lively and there were undercurrents in the classroom.
This section tests poetry appreciation and is the birthplace of famous funny materials.
Old Li thought that no one would notice him sitting in the corner of the last row, so he lowered his head and raised his hand to stuff a flattened piece of bread into his mouth.
His movements were captured clearly by the camera, and his son Mr. Li also saw his father's exclusive high-definition eating broadcast.
[The uncle in the last row has a lot of fun. While others are writing furiously, he is eating hard.]
[It seems that Uncle has practiced this set of fake moves a lot. ]
[Uncle looks only about 700 months old, he is still growing, it is a blessing to be able to eat. 】
[Look at how my uncle is choking. Is this bread without fillings? I am still not as experienced as us young people in this regard.]
Amidst the memes and lively jokes, Teacher Li's comment stood out: Li Dang is done with you. I'll settle the score with you when I get home.
Uncle Li couldn't see it. He was humming a little tune leisurely, pretending to bend down to pick up a pen, and squatting on the ground to drink some wolfberries from the thermos cup.
Then he took out a plastic bag from his pocket, took out a weathered gel pen with a bitten tip, straightened the test paper, and looked serious.
When everyone thought he was finally going to start answering the questions, he raised the test paper above his head, closed his eyes devoutly, and began to perform a ritual: "All gods, please show your power and I will get good grades on the exam."
Fortunately, he didn't stand up and shout, otherwise Teacher Qiao would have asked someone to carry him out and take the exam alone.
Then Uncle Li tore off the four corners of the paper.
Write down four options, roll them into a ball and draw lots.
"Tsk, only those who are not strong enough believe in metaphysics." Old Fu, who was sitting next to him, said disdainfully.
"Just play with your broken beads and leave me alone."
"This is a set of Buddhist beads that I have used to open secrets. They can help me open my third eye and choose the answer at a glance." Old Fu folded his bracelet, obsessed with playing the role of an old Buddhist.
Even the string cannot string together the tragic fate of two people whose grades are on the verge of failing the exam.
After the exam in the morning, Teacher Qiao finished grading the papers in the afternoon and uploaded them to the transcript. Teacher Li saw Uncle Li's results.
In the following week, Teacher Li's blood pressure never dropped, and he finally empathized with Uncle Li, who had been furious when he saw his grades when they were young.
Things change. When he was a child, he didn't study hard, which made Uncle Li so angry that he beat him with a belt.
Now, old Uncle Li doesn't study hard. Teacher Li wants to beat Uncle Li with a belt, but he feels that it's a bit against the will of heaven.
He endured it again and again, but finally he couldn't bear it anymore.
Whose elderly person can go to senior citizen university and come back with nothing?
He really wanted to know what his father did during the erhu exam that made the erhu teacher, who was not young at all, so angry that he sent him a short essay to complain and even wrote a letter of application to the principal to insist on giving Uncle Li a zero.
So Teacher Li rushed into the class and pulled Uncle Li out to apologize to the erhu teacher.
On the way, Teacher Li was very puzzled: "How bad is your playing to make Teacher Wei so angry?"
"He is not like your son, who is young and has a strong psychological endurance. He can be irritated by you every other day and still have to recover and endure the father-son relationship."
"Teacher Wei is almost 60, not much younger than you. He wants to find a leisurely job to enjoy his old age. You are so angry that you send me a short essay at four in the morning and persuade me not to enroll you in a musical instrument because he can't teach you."
"You made me, an old man who is almost 60, so angry that I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night. Think about what you have done and apologize sincerely to the teacher later."
"Is it possible that he is not asleep, but has already woken up?" Uncle Li defended himself stubbornly.
As soon as he entered the door, he turned around and said, "Here I am, brother."
Before Teacher Li could finish his prepared apology, he saw Teacher Wei's face turn black.
Next, Teacher Wei began an hour-long accusation against Uncle Li for his lack of respect for music and his disruptive behavior in class.
"When he was taking the test, he said he wanted to play 'Horse Racing'. I thought to myself that he was so motivated that he could learn such a difficult piece."
"He ended up sticking his erhu on a horse's head and competing with another student to see whose erhu ran faster."
"How come this isn't considered horse racing?" Uncle Li was unconvinced.
"Shut up." Teacher Li broke out in a cold sweat. His father never did anything good at school.
Teacher Wei continued to complain: "Not only did he practice like sawing wood, he also broke countless strings. These are all public property of the school. Even a whole class doesn't use as much as he does."
"Then you have to use a lot of force when sawing wood. Lao Wang is a carpenter and that's how he taught us." Uncle Li has his own ideas.
"Look, he talks back every day when someone says something to him. If he could use his brain to learn the erhu, he would be a great man."
Teacher Wei burst into tears. "Let me tell you the truth. Your old man is not cut out for music. Let him learn something else as soon as possible."
What I mean is, take him to tease others instead of just picking on me.
"Yes, yes, you are right. I will criticize him seriously when I get back." Teacher Li apologized to the teacher while dragging the unconvinced Uncle Li back home.
……
"Look at you. You always cause trouble for me all day long. I must teach you a lesson today." Teacher Li was so angry that he slammed the table and shouted as soon as he got home.
"What can you do to me? I'm your father, why are you going to hit me?"
"You..." Teacher Li was choked by Uncle Li's words and his fingers trembled with anger.
"You think your score is worthy of me sending you to the senior citizen university?"
"I am your father."
"I'm talking to you about your grades. I don't expect you to do very well in the exams. At least you should keep a low profile in school and don't cause any trouble."
"I am your father."
"Don't tell me my name even if it causes trouble."
"I am you……"
Teacher Li was furious and immediately called and shook his head.
"Okay, okay, I can't touch you. I'll call my grandfather over and we'll settle this account!"