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Chapter 216: Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Delivery



Chapter 216: Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Delivery

A powerful force imprisoned me in place. I couldn't move and could only watch the King of Hell walk towards me step by step.

With every step he took, my heart sank and cold sweat broke out on my forehead.

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they also started to post comments.

"The anchor is finished. He will be thrown into the eighteenth level of hell by the King of Hell!"

"Lord Yama, please spare my life! The anchor is young and ignorant, please forgive him!"

"Anchor, please say something! Stop playing dead!"

I looked at these comments and smiled bitterly in my heart. I feel trapped now and can't say anything even if I want to!

The King of Hell walked up to me and looked down at me with cold eyes, as if he wanted to freeze me.

"Do you admit your guilt?" His tone was dignified, intimidating without even being angry.

I swallowed and said tremblingly, "I...I know my crime. Please, Lord Yama, I didn't mean to offend you. It's just...just..."

I stammered, but didn't know how to explain.

The King of Hell snorted coldly: "Just what?"

My eyes rolled, a plan came to mind, and I quickly said, "It's just that I have long admired the reputation of Lord Yama and have always wanted to see your grace in person. Today, I was fortunate to be in Yama's Palace. In the excitement of the moment, I did such a ridiculous thing. I beg Lord Yama to forgive me!"

When the King of Hell heard what I said, he frowned slightly and seemed a little skeptical.

Seeing this, I hurriedly continued, "Master Yan Wang, I am not lying. Look, I even brought live broadcast equipment just to broadcast your heroic demeanor to the whole world!"

As I said that, I pointed to the live broadcast equipment beside me.

Yan Wang followed my finger and looked at the live broadcast equipment. It was the first time he saw such a thing, and a hint of curiosity flashed in his eyes.

I quickly struck while the iron was hot, picked up my phone, opened the live broadcast room, and handed it to the King of Hell. I said, "Lord King of Hell, look, this is my live broadcast room. There are millions of viewers in it. They have admired you for a long time. Would you like to say hello to them?"

Yan Wang looked at the dense barrage of comments and the gifts that kept appearing on the phone screen, and a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes.

I noticed that Yan Wang's expression seemed to relax a little, so I quickly continued, "Master Yan Wang, think about it. This is the information age, and the speed of network communication is extremely fast. If you can appear in my live broadcast room and interact with the audience, your popularity will definitely increase greatly. By then, everyone in the world will know your reputation!"

After hearing what I said, Yan Wang seemed a little moved. He pondered for a moment and asked, "You mean, you want me to perform in your live studio like those actors?"

I quickly waved my hands and said, "No, no, no, Lord Yama, you misunderstood. I'm not asking you to perform, but to show your style!

Think about it, you are the Lord of the Underworld, in charge of life and death. How noble is your status, how inviolable is your majesty? Just by showing up in the live broadcast room and saying a few words, you can let the audience feel your majesty and your demeanor. This is more effective than any performance! "

My words were so eloquent that the King of Hell nodded repeatedly, and the anger on his face dissipated a lot.

"You have some truth in what you said," the King of Hell mused, "However, I have never done such a thing before, and I don't know how to do it."

When I heard there was a chance, I quickly said, "This is easy. You just sit on the throne of Hades. You answer whatever I ask you, and I'll take care of the rest!"

The King of Hell thought for a moment, nodded, and said, "Okay, then let's do as you say. I want to see what tricks you can come up with!"

Seeing that the King of Hell had agreed, I was overjoyed. I quickly set up my phone for the live broadcast and then shouted to the audience in the live broadcast room, "My friends, I have good news for you. The King of Hell has agreed to be interviewed by me!"

When the audience in the live broadcast room heard this, they were immediately excited and the barrage of comments started to rain down.

"Holy crap! Is this true? Lord Yama is going to be interviewed?"

"The host is awesome! He can even summon the King of Hell!"

"Lord Yama, I'm your fan! Please turn me over!"

Yan Wang looked at the barrage of comments that were madly flooding the live broadcast room, as well as all kinds of strange gift special effects, his eyes full of curiosity.

When I saw this, I laughed in my heart. It seems that the netizens of this generation are just as crazy in the underworld!

"Alright, everyone, please be quiet for a moment. I'm officially going to begin my interview with Lord Yama!"

I said to the live broadcast room.

I cleared my throat and asked the King of Hell, "Lord King of Hell, what do you think of today's young people?"

The King of Hell thought for a moment and said, "Young people nowadays are all too impetuous. They don't practice well, and all they do is have fun. If they continue like this, how can they achieve anything great?"

I nodded and said, "Master Yan Wang is right. Young people today do lack ambition. However, this is also related to the social environment. There are too many temptations in society today, and it is easy for young people to lose their way."

The King of Hell nodded in agreement and said, "Yes, so, you elders should guide them well and make them understand that life cannot just be about enjoying life, but also about responsibility and making contributions to society and the country!"

I quickly said, "Lord Yama, your teachings are correct. We will definitely remember them!"

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing when they saw the King of Hell preaching seriously.

"Haha, Lord Yama, are you talking about us?"

"Lord Yama, we were wrong. We must practice hard in the future and strive to ascend to immortality as soon as possible!"

"Master Yan Wang, don't worry, we will definitely contribute to society. At the very least, we are now contributing traffic to your live broadcast room!"

I looked at these comments and laughed in my heart. It seems that the netizens of this generation are quite cute!

I continued, "Lord Yama, what qualities of yours do you think young people today should most learn from?"

The King of Hell thought for a moment and said, "Fair and strict!"

"Fair, strict?" I repeated, then said with a smile, "Lord Yama, your choice of these two words is so apt. You preside over life and death in the underworld, and you clearly distribute rewards and punishments. You are the epitome of justice and strictness!"

When the King of Hell heard my praise, a smile appeared on his face and he said, "It is my duty, and I shall do my best."

I continued to ask, "Lord Yama, do you have any hobbies?"

The King of Hell thought for a moment and said, "I usually like playing chess, reading, and occasionally practicing calligraphy and playing the piano."

I smiled and said, "I never knew that Lord Yama is such a talented and artistic young man!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned when they heard Yan Wang say that he liked playing chess, reading, playing the piano and calligraphy.

"Holy crap! Lord Yama actually likes these things? This is unbelievable!"

"Lord Yama, can you play the piano? Please play a piece for me!"

"Master Yan Wang, what font do you use for your calligraphy? I want your work!"

Seeing these comments, I was moved and said, "Master Yan Wang, it seems that the audience is very interested in your talents. Would you like to show them off and open their eyes?"

The King of Hell hesitated for a moment and said, "This... isn't good, is it?"

I quickly said, "What's wrong with that? Just think of it as a way to relax. Besides, this is also promoting traditional culture!"

The King of Hell thought for a moment, nodded, and said, "Okay, then I'll show you how ugly I am."

As he spoke, he stood up, walked to the desk beside him, picked up the brush, and began to write with ink.

I quickly pointed the camera at Yan Wang, and the audience in the live broadcast room were very excited to see that Yan Wang actually started to write calligraphy.

When the King of Hell was writing, his expression was focused, and each stroke was vigorous and powerful. In a short while, a magnificent work of calligraphy was completed.

The King of Hell put down his brush, looked at his work, and nodded with satisfaction.

I quickly stepped forward, picked up the work, and showed it to the audience in the live broadcast room.

"My friends, look! This is the calligraphy work of Lord Yama. What do you think? Doesn't it look like a masterpiece?"

I said to the camera.

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw Yan Wang’s calligraphy works, they all gave thumbs up.

"Holy crap! This calligraphy is so good! It's even better than what a calligrapher could write!"

"Lord Yama, please accept me as your disciple!"

"Lord Yama, can your calligraphy be auctioned? I want to collect it!"

Yan Wang looked at the barrage of comments that were madly flooding the screen in the live broadcast room, and a smile appeared on his face. It seems that being admired by others feels pretty good!

Seeing that the King of Hell was in a good mood, I struck while the iron was hot and said, "Master King of Hell, it's getting late. Why don't we eat something first? Then I'll take you to experience some new things in our human world."

The King of Hell thought about it, nodded, and said, "Okay."

I quickly asked the ghost officials to prepare wine and food, and soon the table was filled with delicious food.

I invited the King of Hell to take a seat, then picked up the wine glass and said, "Master King of Hell, I offer you a toast. Thank you for accepting my interview today!"

The King of Hell raised his glass, clinked it with mine, and said, "You are quite interesting, boy. I haven't been this happy in a long time."

I smiled and said, "As long as Lord Yama likes it, come, I'll toast you another glass!"

The King of Hell and I toasted each other and had a great time.

After three rounds of drinks, I saw that the King of Hell was in high spirits, so I said, "Master King of Hell, shall I take you to a fun place?"

The King of Hell asked curiously, "Where?"

I smiled mysteriously and said, "You'll know when you go there."

As I said that, I took the King of Hell and left the King of Hell's Palace.

I brought the King of Hell to the commercial street in the underworld. It was brightly lit, bustling with people coming and going.

The King of Hell looked at the prosperous scene in front of him with surprise in his eyes. It was his first time to come to such a place.

I pointed to a clothing store on the side of the road and said, "Master Yan Wang, shall we go in and take a look?"

Yan Wang nodded and followed me into the clothing store.

This clothing store is very big and has a wide variety of clothes.

I pointed to one of the black and white suits and said, "Lord Yama, what do you think of this suit?"

The King of Hell looked at the suit and asked, "What is this suit?"

I smiled and said, "This is a cosplay costume. Wear it and you can cosplay into any character you want!"

It was the first time that Yan Wang heard the word "cosplay" and asked curiously, "Cosplay as any character?

What's the meaning? "

I explained, "It means that you can put on this costume and dress up as any character you want, such as a god, a monster, an anime character, etc."

The King of Hell was confused and asked, "Why do you want to play other roles?"

I smiled and said, "It's fun! Nowadays, many young people like to play cosplay. It's a very popular form of entertainment."

The King of Hell nodded, seemingly understanding, and said, "I see."

I saw that the King of Hell seemed to be somewhat interested in cosplay, so I said, "Lord King of Hell, would you like to try it?

Can I help you pick out a suitable outfit?"

The King of Hell hesitated for a moment and said, "This... isn't good, is it?"

I quickly said, "What's wrong with that? Just do as the Romans do!"

The King of Hell thought about it, nodded, and said, "Okay, let's give it a try."

I was overjoyed and started choosing in the store.

Finally, I chose a set of Black and White Impermanence cosplay costumes for the King of Hell.

The King of Hell looked at the clothes in my hand and asked, "What is this?"

I smiled and said, "This is the clothes of the Black and White Impermanence. If you put it on, you can cosplay as the Black and White Impermanence!"

It was the first time that the King of Hell heard the name "Black and White Impermanence" and asked curiously, "What are Black and White Impermanence?"

I explained, "Black and White Impermanence are the ghost messengers of the underworld, responsible for taking souls and claiming lives."

When the King of Hell heard this, he immediately became interested and said, "Oh? There is such a thing?

Then I will give it a try!"

Seeing that the King of Hell agreed, I quickly helped him change into the clothes of the Black and White Impermanence.

After changing his clothes, the King of Hell looked at himself in the mirror and burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, interesting, interesting!" said the King of Hell. "This is the first time I've worn this kind of clothes. It feels quite interesting!"

I smiled and said, “Lord Yama, would you like to wear a hat and a mask?

That makes it even more like it!"

The King of Hell nodded and said, "Okay!"

I helped Yama put on his hat and mask, then stepped back and took a closer look.

"Perfect!" I exclaimed. "Lord Yan Wang, you look so handsome in this suit!"

The King of Hell was a little embarrassed by my praise and said, "Really?"

I nodded quickly and said, "Really, more real than pearls!"

The King of Hell looked at himself in the mirror and became more and more satisfied. He couldn't help laughing.

I took the opportunity to say, "Master Yan Wang, let's go for a walk on the street now and let everyone see your style!"

The King of Hell thought about it, nodded, and said, "Okay!"

I took Yan Wang out of the clothing store and onto the street.

The King of Hell dressed up as the Black and White Impermanence and walked on the street, which immediately caused a sensation.

Passersby stopped and looked at the King of Hell curiously.

"Look, that person is cosplaying as the Black and White Impermanence!"

"Wow! She's cosplaying just like him!"

"so cool!"

The King of Hell was not angry at being watched by so many people, but rather found it very amusing. He imitated the Black and White Impermanence, bowed to the passersby, and said, "Glad to meet you, everyone!"

When passersby saw how realistic the King of Hell’s cosplay was, they all took out their mobile phones to take photos and videos.

Seeing this, I quickly said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "My friends, look, Lord Yama has cosplayed as the Black and White Impermanence. Isn't he handsome?"

The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned when they saw the King of Hell cosplaying as the Black and White Impermanence.

"Holy crap! Lord Yama is actually cosplaying?"

"Lord Yama, are you planning to make your debut in the underworld?"

"Lord Yama, are you still in need of an agent? I recommend myself!"

I looked at the barrage of comments that were madly flooding the screen in the live broadcast room and laughed in my heart. It seems that Lord Yama is going to be famous!

I took Yan Wang for a walk on the street, and then went to a restaurant to have something to eat.

As soon as we sat down, we heard a burst of discussion coming from the table next to us.

"Hey, have you heard? The underworld has recently launched a new food delivery service called 'Bull-Head and Horse-Face Food Delivery'!"

"Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Delivery? Is that true? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"Of course it's true. I saw it with my own eyes yesterday. The Bull-Headed and Horse-Faced Monsters were riding motorcycles, delivering food at a lightning speed!"

"Really? Then I'll try it next time!"

When I heard these discussions, I thought to myself, the Ox-Head and Horse-Face delivering food?

This is a good idea!

I turned to look at the King of Hell and said, "Lord King of Hell, would you like to call the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demons over as well so they can experience cosplay as well?"

The King of Hell thought about it and said, "Okay."

I quickly asked the ghost to call the Ox-Head and Horse-Face.

After a while, the Ox-Head and Horse-Faced Demons arrived at the restaurant.

I pointed at the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demons and said to the King of Hell, "Your Majesty, look, they are the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demons."

The King of Hell looked at the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demon, nodded, and said, "Well, not bad, very energetic!"

When the Ox-Head and Horse-Face heard the King of Hell praising them, they were immediately flattered.

"Thank you for the praise, Lord Yama!" said the Ox-Head and Horse-Faced Demons in unison.

I smiled and said to the Bull-Headed and Horse-Faced Guards, "Two big brothers, I have an idea and I want you to cosplay it. Are you willing?"

The Bull-Headed and Horse-Faced Dragons looked at each other in bewilderment and asked, "Cos? What?


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