strictlysupreme Chapter 564 Learning to ride a horse (1)
Chapter 564 Learning to ride a horse (1)
Chapter 564 Learning to Rid a Horse ([-])
When Li Qiao was still beating drums in his heart, one thing made him feel that it would be nice to have a godfather.
Since Li Qiao's transfer, Dortmund fans have not stopped on social media. The irony of Li Qiao has been the theme of Dortmund fans in the past six months.
In the past, no one responded to these things, and Li Qiao himself was too lazy to deal with them. Anyway, they were just some trolls, and they didn't do any real harm to Li Qiao.
But all of a sudden, someone decided to take matters into his own hands, and that was Effenberg, who first called Dortmund fans cowards who only bullied honest people, and then said that when he was playing, Dortmund people saw him like docile pugs.
One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the Dortmund trolls immediately turned their guns and all came towards Effenberg. In just one hour, the messages flooded Effenberg's account.
But Effenberg didn't care at all. He was replaced by the head coach because he was dissatisfied. He pointed the middle finger at the fans in the stands and provoked fans all over Germany. Would such a person care about Internet trolls?
But this time Effenberg was wrong. He didn't know that the times had changed, and the energy of Internet trolls was very strong. Many fans sent out petitions to boycott Effenberg and Bayern Munich throughout Germany.
There were even radical fans who sent private messages to Effenberg, sending death threats.
Unexpectedly, Effenberg was even more desperate. He sent back his address and said: "You are welcome to come, if you have the courage."
After calming down, the Internet calmed down. Everyone thought about it carefully and found that something was wrong. The relationship between Effenberg and Bayern was not good. Bayern executives were also sprayed by Effenberg. This time Effenberg fired at Dortmund. It must not be for Bayern, so what is he doing for it?Are you on your nerves?
Fans may not be able to figure out the reason behind this, but the tiger is very powerful. After a short confrontation, Dortmund fans really dare not mess with Effenberg anymore, and no one went to Effenberg's account to spray.
But I don’t know why, after a few days, Effenberg took the initiative to fire again. At this moment, Dortmund fans were really confused, and even the top management of Dortmund were alarmed. Zorc took the initiative to shout on his social media, "Stefan, how did we offend you?"
Effenberg replied: "You dare not, you Dortmund are cowards, you will only bully honest people."
"Honest man"?
Now Dortmund fans have finally caught the key word. Obviously this "honest man" is the key word, so the question is, who is he?
But Effenberg never revealed the answer. Gradually, Dortmund fans found out that as long as they organized activities to criticize Li Qiao, Effenberg would criticize them. "Could it be that the honest man that the tiger talks about is Li Qiao"?
"But the problem is, Effenberg has nothing to do with Li Qiao, and he has a very good relationship with Bayern."
So some silly fans asked Effenberg, "Is the honest man you're talking about Li Qiao?"
And every time these fans got only one word for the answer - "Get lost".
I don't know why, but in this situation, the enthusiasm of Dortmund fans to go online has decreased, because there is a "Tai Sui" on the Internet who cannot be offended, so gradually, the voices scolding Li Qiao on the Internet have really decreased.
*****
After returning from Kiev, Diana's Christmas was over, and she was still thinking about going to Lisa's horse farm to learn how to ride a horse.
"I want to learn to ride a horse," Diana pouted.
"People are very polite, it's Chinese New Year, who will teach you how to ride a horse," Li Qiao said.
Diana snorted, "Lisa won't be like this."
Li Qiao grabbed Diana's cheek, "Be good, I'll take you back to China to play."
"Okay, do you know of a place where you can ride a horse"?
"NMG should have it",
Diana pointed out beautifully, "That's different, I want to learn from the nobles."
Li Qiao thought: "You are so troublesome".
"You think I'm troublesome, don't you?"Diana said.
"how is this possible"?
"Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, I'll know what you're thinking when you roll your eyes."
Li Qiao could only hehe, hehe laughed.
"Then you call Lisa",
As soon as this remark came out, Diana felt very embarrassed, "Is it not good for me to disturb people during the Christmas holiday?"
Li Qiao chuckled, "Are you still embarrassed?"
"What are you talking about?" !
Li Qiao raised his hands in surrender, which meant that I was wrong, "Then what are you going to do, just tell me, I still have something to do."
Diana handed over her business card, "Come and make a call."
"Damn it, that means making me a bad guy," Li Qiao thought to himself.
"Do you want to fight?"
"Hit and hit",
But Li Qiao didn't accept the business card.
"Huh? You know Lisa's number"?
"have no idea",
"That……",
"I'm not as thick-skinned as you, I'll call Muller",
"Beep, beep, beep",
Usually, if you call Mueller, he will answer it quickly. This kid is ready to speak at any time, "Li Qiao, what's the matter".
"Is Lisa there?"
"Yes, why?"
With Thomas Muller, Li Qiao didn't need to go around in circles, he said bluntly: "My woman wants to ask your woman to learn how to ride a horse. What do you think?".
"Okay, come on," Muller replied readily.
"It's that simple"?Li Qiao thought.
"Want me to pick you up"?
"No need, no need," Li Qiao said quickly.
"Then I will send you the address",
"Okay, I'll go there tomorrow, is it convenient?"
Unexpectedly, Muller was disappointed for a while, "You didn't come today."
Li Qiao was happy in his heart, Thomas really had a quick temper, even more anxious than Diana.
After hanging up the phone, Diana immediately brought a smiling face to Li Qiao, "How is it?"
"If I say no, will you turn your face immediately"?
"Yes, yes," Diana said with a smile.
Li Qiao lost his temper completely, and stretched out his hand to say "OK".
Diana hugged Li Qiao, "I knew you were the best, long live Li Qiao."
*****
Lisa's racecourse is in the suburbs. After setting up the navigation, Li Qiao arrived at the racecourse after driving for about 45 minutes.
From a distance, I saw Muller waiting at the gate of the racecourse. The kid was wearing Ray-Ban blue sunglasses and looked cool.
"Hi Thomas",
"It's hard to find here",
Li Qiao looked at the huge racecourse and thought: "It is impossible to find such a big racecourse in an easy-to-find place."
As soon as I entered the door, I saw a young woman in a white equestrian uniform coming from a distance. The white uniform was matched with black courtesy and black riding boots. The word "heroic and valiant" was the most appropriate word for that appearance.
"Lisa, you are so beautiful today," Diana stepped forward and put her arms around Lisa, saying.
Lisa handed Diana the whip in her hand. Diana was naughty, so she raised the whip and gestured in front of Li Qiao.
"Damn it, these two girls are going crazy," Li Qiao thought.
"It's okay, it doesn't hurt," Mueller said.
Li Qiao chuckled, thinking: "Nonsense, it's not hitting you."
"I'll take you to change into your equestrian clothes," Lisa said.
"Is there anything suitable for me"?
"We are about the same size, you try mine."
Diana visually judged that she was similar to Lisa except her headlights were bigger, and said, "Okay."
After the two women left, only Li Qiao and Mu Le were left there. Anyone who has been to the zoo knows that places where large animals live have a smell, and Lisa's horse farm also has a smell. Although it is not very strong, it does have a smell.
"Okay, it's just the two of us, what are we going to do?"Li Qiao asked.
Mueller laughed, and then said openly, "I don't know."
"There is always a place to drink",
Mueller pointed to the outdoor tables and chairs over there.
Li Qiao said helplessly, "Okay."
After sitting down, Mu Le brought two bottles of beer. When Li Qiao raised the bottle and was about to drink, an indecent scene came into view, and he saw a horse peeing in the distance.
When Chinese people describe beer, they often use a sentence—"It's like drinking horse urine." Thinking of this, Li Qiao choked.
"What's wrong, is the wine too cold?"
"No", but Li Qiao didn't want to explain. He is not Chinese, and he couldn't explain clearly after a year of explanation.
The second baby, Mu Le, also saw the horse peeing. He smiled while drinking, and Li Qiao thought to himself, if you are Chinese, you will not be able to drink.
*****
About 20 minutes later, Diana and Lisa came back. When Diana appeared, Li Qiao was stunned, or Diana was stunned.
Diana was already beautiful, and with this equestrian costume, her eyes immediately brightened.
Muller was very straightforward. When he saw Diana, who was as beautiful as a fairy, he said: "This dress looks so beautiful on you."
"What do you mean?" Lisa raised her whip, pretending to hit her.
Mu Le chuckled and made a mischievous grimace, which amused everyone present. It seems that the Chinese call Mu Le Erwa too aptly.
After putting on the outfit, the next step is the formal part - getting on the horse!
At this time, Diana, who was not afraid of anything, was afraid, because the horses used for equestrian performances were quite tall, and people who rode them for the first time would be afraid.
"Will I fall"?
"No, Div is very docile",
"It's called Diff",
Lisa smiled and nodded, but Diana was still a little scared. Li Qiao, who was on the side, saw all this. He ran over to take Diana's hand, and comforted him, "I'll help you up, don't be afraid."
For some reason, Diana immediately calmed down when her hand was in Li Qiao's, and when Li Qiao was by her side, she would always be very confident.
In this way, with the help of Li Qiao, Diana stepped on "Div" with all her strength, and it was the first time that Div was ridden by a stranger. She lost her temper and groaned a few times. Fortunately, Lisa had already pulled the bridle.
Seeing Diana lying half-stretched on the horse's back, Lisa yelled, "Straighten your back."
And Diana replied: "It's not straight."
(End of this chapter)