Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 193 Full Marks Answer

She has always been willful and will never let go of what she wants, so how could she be willing to give it up now?

Behind the Nine-Headed Insect, nine heads appeared faintly. "My wife wants it, and I will fight to the death to keep it for her."

Tang Shan was speechless. Which boss was obsessed with love? Was it worth it just for a glowing light bulb?

The goblins practiced for hundreds or even thousands of years before finally transforming into human form, but they risked their lives for a little bit of something, which wasted all their previous hard work.

"Brother Monkey, this thing has nine heads." Bajie counted the shadows, "It's just right for each of us to fight three."

Wukong said disdainfully: "I can beat nine of them alone."

King Halloween was afraid that the matter would get out of hand, so he quickly grabbed the princess's hand.

"My daughter, we have some friendship with Little White Dragon after all, why don't we ask Tang Monk for mercy?"

I heard that Tang Seng is very good to his disciples, so maybe playing the emotional card will work.

Jiu Tou Chong looked at his father-in-law in disbelief. Did he think he was dead?

It is a great shame and humiliation to ask his woman to plead for him on his behalf by borrowing the face of her ex-fiancé.

"I don't agree!" He suddenly roared, and the clothes on his upper body suddenly burst into pieces.

The nine heads transformed from shadows into reality.

"Oh, that's so scary!"

Tang Shan quickly picked up the stool and stepped back more than ten steps. Why did he suddenly change without even saying hello in advance?

At least there's a prelude to the transformation so people can be mentally prepared.

It’s a pity that none of these nine heads are as handsome as Xiangliu.

Wukong glared, "You scared my master!"

Bajie put his hands on his hips and said, "You're done for now!"

Sha Monk: "Put down your weapons and apologize!"

The person involved, Tang Shan: Ah?

I...I'm fine. I wasn't too scared...

The Bull Demon King, who had been hiding aside and watching the fun, quickly came out to smooth things over.

"Everyone, if you have something to say, please talk it out nicely. If you can use words, don't use fists."

The Nine-Headed Insect raised its nine heads with its neck stiffened. "No! This battle concerns my dignity as a man."

You can only fight and cannot retreat.

"Puff~" Tang Shan almost choked on her saliva, "Is it that serious?"

The Bull Demon King and the All Saints Dragon King each pulled a head, "Brother, listen to my advice, you can't beat them."

Nine-headed Insect: "I know, so are you here to help me fight?"

The Bull Demon King was stunned. How dare you think of that?

You want to drag me into stealing a relic?

Besides, you should at least steal something decent. It's a bit of a loss to just steal such a broken thing.

He subconsciously loosened the strength of his pull on her hand. Why not let go of the desire to help others and respect their fate?

The All Saints Dragon King earnestly advised: "My dear son-in-law, now is not the time to show off your strength!"

At worst, I can just return it first and steal it back after the storm has passed.

Nine-headed Insect: "Then when is the time to show off your strength?"

He just couldn't bear to see his wife and father-in-law mention Xiaobailong's name in front of him.

Halloween Dragon King is in silence. Why are you so stubborn?

I don't want my daughter to be widowed at such a young age.

He quickly turned around and urged, "Daughter, why don't you try to persuade him."

Could it be possible that he would really fight with Sun Wukong and the others?

Tang Shan was puzzled. How could a relic involve a man's dignity?

Can this relic cure men's diseases or can it enhance their sexual performance?

Princess Halloween looked at her furious husband and Wukong and the other two who were holding weapons and ready to fight at any time.

If I had married the Third Prince of the West Sea, would no one have held me accountable for what happened today?

There is a huge night-shining pearl in the Dragon Palace of the West Sea, and fish are everywhere serving it.

Jiu Tou Chong is a son-in-law who married into her wife's family. His family background is unknown, but he has always been very good to her.

Seeing that she was still hesitating, Bull Demon King had no choice but to continue to comfort the Nine-Headed Insect.

"As the saying goes, brothers are like brothers, and wives are like clothes. I treat you like my own brother, how could you push me to this desperate situation?"

The video of the gang fight he had seen before was still vivid in his mind, and he didn't dare to anger Tang Seng at all.

The Halloween Dragon King glared at him and said, "How can you say my daughter is a piece of clothing!"

"Clothes are close fitting and intimate, and they have to be worn all year round. Doesn't that mean they are deeply in love?"

The Dragon King was stunned. Is this... a metaphor?

Bajie scoffed, "What do you mean by inseparable? Clothes can be changed at any time, but there is only one pair of hands and feet."

The three heads of the Nine-Headed Insect looked at the Bull Demon King dimly and said, "If you are a true brother, you can stick up for me."

The Bull Demon King let go of his hand in disbelief: "So, I'm going to stab you in the back, and you're going to stab your brother twice?"

The Nine-Headed Insect said in embarrassment: "I only love my wife, no one is more important than her."

If she died today to protect what she loved, it would be a worthy death.

Master and disciple Tang Shan frowned and looked at the Nine-headed Insect's magical train of thought with a confused look on their faces.

Bajie: "Although I am also a sentimental person, this is the first time I have seen someone so desperate for a woman."

He likes Chang'e, but you never see him risking his life for her. Instead, he falls in love with every woman he meets.

Therefore, there is only one white moonlight, but there can be countless substitutes.

Wukong doesn't understand love, which means he can't comprehend it.

Sha Seng had heard a lot of melodramatic stories behind the curtain before, so he was not too shocked at this time.

Tang Shan rubbed her eyebrows helplessly and said, "I'm only here to get the relic back, not to watch you perform a unique love story."

The Nine-Headed Insect seemed to have forgotten that he was originally going to fight. His nine heads and eighteen pairs of eyes stared straight at Princess Halloween.

"My lady, do you love me?"

Tang Shan looked horrified. Who would dare to say they didn't love her with this attitude?

"Love, love, love, she loves you the most!"

Tang Shan couldn't stand Princess Halloween's nagging anymore and answered.

"Then if Xiaobailong and I fall into the water at the same time, who will you save first?"

"Of course she saved you first without a second's hesitation."

Tang Shan had just finished the test paper with full marks when she suddenly realized, what does this have to do with Xiaobai?

But forget it, what does it matter? Xiaobai is a water dragon. Isn't it just a good opportunity to go home if he falls into the water? Asking this is simply an insult to my IQ.

The Halloween Dragon King and his daughter, the Bull Demon King looked at Tang Shan in surprise. This monk answered quite well.

"So who's better looking, me or him?"

"Of course it's Xiao." Tang Shan paused and almost blurted out Xiaobai.

She glanced at the Nine-Headed Insect's body. This guy had no idea what was going on. Anyone with eyes could tell that Xiaobai was definitely much better looking than him.

Forget it, monks don’t tell lies, except for white lies.

"You, you, you, it must be you, definitely you, you are the most beautiful."

Bajie's jaw dropped: He's good-looking? Then what am I?

The Nine-Headed Insect nodded nine times in satisfaction, "That's pretty good."

Princess Halloween was confused: "Husband, I haven't spoken yet."

Jiu Tou Chong: "Everyone can see that you love me, how can it be fake?"

Tang Shan: You can get it back on your own.

Now that you have finished your compliments, return the relic while you are in a good mood.

Tang Shan came close to Princess Wansheng and said, "Look how infatuated he is with you. There are not many people as foolish as him. Don't lose this fool who loves you so much just for a relic."

You two should lock it up quickly and return the things. I really can’t stand it anymore.

After obtaining the relic, the Halloween Dragon King thought the matter was resolved.

He was obviously still too young and had not suffered the beating of Tang Shan's materialism.