strictlysupreme Chapter 586 Dirty Deal
Chapter 586 Dirty Deal
Chapter 586 Dirty Deal
The miserable wails of the office slaves were not pleasant to hear, but they were moving enough. In particular, in the short comic, the protagonist watched the beautiful Miss Junko at the company's front desk walk into the president's office with a smile on her face, and then walked out with a flushed face, which made the office slaves break down their defenses and start talking about the gossip of their own company.
"Damn it! I'm already working hard to make money for the president, why do I still have to be exploited!" - I won't cry
“Is it possible that because you are working hard to make money for your boss, he can take advantage of his beautiful female subordinates (laughing)?” — No story
"Speaking of which, my girlfriend's company is very good. Every night after she finishes working overtime, her boss will send her to the downstairs of our apartment. Although her boss is a big shot, he will still talk to me very kindly when he sees me, and apologize for taking up so much of my girlfriend's time. He can be said to be the most humane boss I have ever met." - Looking forward to the protagonist's dream coming true
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The noisy discussion in this thread suddenly became quiet, and everyone was just posting ellipsis as if they were possessed by a replicator.
"Well, among the three people killed by the protagonist in the promotional poster, one of them is the boss of the company, right?"
"Didn't you see the interview with Mr. Hojo? This novel tells the story of a social animal who enters the literary world, tries his best to win an award, but finally finds happiness in another way."
"The one who was killed was..."
"Don't spoil the plot, asshole!"
It was as if the explosive speech just now had never appeared, and everyone started the next topic at the same time.
The celebrities in the entertainment industry who tasted the sweetness yesterday were too shameless to get off the stage and joined in. Some said they lost weight like crazy for filming, some said they were treated badly by supervisors for trying to get roles, and some said they gritted their teeth and persevered even though their fingers were scratched by leaves during filming...
But unfortunately they miscalculated today:
"Can losing weight make money? I have to make money to lose weight! If losing weight can make money, let alone 100 pounds, I can make myself into braised pork ribs!"
"You can become famous just by lying on the bed, but I have to endure this fat pig-like president and copy documents without even putting my clothes in order."
"Are you serious? How can you say something like a leaf scratching your hand? I see, you are advertising skin care products, right?"
"..."
Every star who played the victim received a truckload of swear words. If Eriri saw the online scene, her swear word dictionary would grow a few centimeters. Oh, this guy is watching, and he is not watching alone. He called Kato Megumi and Naoka to go into the art club activity room together. He was holding a mobile phone, laughing and typing rapidly, and he was so happy.
"These idiots, don't they know that stupid netizens are all just for fun? Why are they still throwing in the PUA fans' stuff here? Don't they think about what Kyosuke's earliest supporters were like? Would they like this?"
Eriri smiled with great joy. When Kyosuke first started serializing, they went to the bookstore together to observe secretly. No one knows what kind of group Kyosuke's fans are like better than her. What's more, she is the supreme webmaster of Hojo Kyosuke's personal website!
Even the novels of that woman in Kasumigaoka were regarded as hard currency by the bad groups, and their value increased by several times. Could such fans be star-chasers?
Hui smiled softly, but it was a bit reluctant, because she saw her cousin's ID in the comments of those stupid netizens mentioned by Eriri. That guy was trying hard to protect a female star he liked, and tried his best to persuade the female star to join the Rampage Angels, saying that as long as she worked hard to practice kendo, she would have the power to refuse, and if anyone else dared to use the unspoken rules, he would chop off the other person's head with a knife.
What's even more surprising is that Keiichi apparently became acquainted with the members of Angels through a sleepover, and some Angels members even popped up to support him.
Hopeless……
I'll have to ask Kyosuke-kun to increase the intensity of Keiichi's training later, Hui thought to herself.
First, yesterday's three posters created a shocking blood and death, and at the end there was tragedy and eroticism. With Hojo Kyosuke's personal website as the center, this wave of traffic and popularity is not only envied by the entertainment industry, but even the members of the Tokyo Metropolitan Government are excited. These members of the parliament of the democratic countries almost look the same, and they can be said to be big Internet celebrities.
In order to win the support of voters, they have to constantly show their presence whenever they have the chance, and they have to speak out whenever there is a social hot spot. One is to show their sense of social responsibility, and the other is to try their luck, maybe a casual word will resonate with the people, and they will vote for them in the next election.
A former rural politician lamented in a phone call with his daughter that if his secretary had been as capable as Hojo Kyosuke, he would not have to stand on a pickup truck and shout at the top of his lungs every day, or drink until he was dizzy.
In response, the former shrine maiden, who also had great appeal, just rolled her eyes and said that if father still wanted to run for a seat in parliament, Kyosuke would definitely not mind helping him canvass for votes on the website. The former politician was subconsciously moved, and then he laughed dryly and repeatedly said that he didn't like being an official at all, and that he had to do it for the happiness of his two daughters.
At least a dozen lawmakers from Tokyo alone have expressed their opinions on Twitter, saying that the law still needs to be improved, including some powerful lawmakers from several major parties.
Among them, a LDP member named Yamaguchi Daisuke was the most enthusiastic. He directly took screenshots of the posts with the highest number of likes and comments on Hojo Kyosuke's personal website, and asked these people to chat with him privately. He would uphold fairness and justice for them!
Then he started to promote his governing philosophy and said that he had been paying close attention to Hojo Kyosuke's new book and hoped that he could play the role of a writer as a "national teacher" and boldly expose social ills. He would be a strong backer and take seriously any opinions that could make the country better!
Tetsuta Kisaki, who always monitors the direction of online public opinion, saw this dynamic and sneered in his heart. They are all black-hearted maggots, why are they pretending to be white lotuses? What he wants is to drag the companies behind those netizens who angrily scolded the black-hearted companies into the water, and work together to make this fire burn more vigorously. And if this congressman who "hereditarily" inherited the seat of the Yamaguchi family really finds those netizens, he can't think of upholding fairness and justice. At most, he can help the poor netizens to blackmail those companies. Don't get me wrong, of course, it's not to help ask for compensation, but to pocket those companies that have handles and make them obediently provide political donations.
While thinking this, Tetsuta Kisaki silently directed his subordinates to help this congressman attract traffic. There were many politicians who spoke out, and the most powerful one was Daisuke Yamaguchi, the son of a serious political family. His father even served as an election strategy committee member of the Liberal Democratic Party.
At this moment, under Yamaguchi Daisuke's post, several members of parliament from the same party expressed their approval of his action, praising him for his responsibility as a politician and being a good man of the Heisei era.
The reactions of many netizens were:
"You are such a cunning boy!"
There is a series of copies below. Everyone is not stupid and they can see clearly that this kind of popularity is being taken advantage of.
However, Yamaguchi Daisuke is indeed a new generation politician who knows how to take advantage of the hot spots. After being exposed, he did not refuse to speak stubbornly, but immediately posted another dynamic:
"This time, are you satisfied with my trick?"
There were also a few laughing emojis following it, which was simply a way of swallowing one's own spit, showing the politicians' shamelessness to the fullest. At the same time, he mentioned "The Dream and Death of a Writer" and said that thanks to this book, he had the opportunity to communicate with everyone. Although he had not read it yet, it was really a good work. He took the opportunity to show his noble personality.
This operation also successfully won the favor of many netizens. One of the most praised replies was "Politicians are shit anyway, why not vote for you who is so funny?" It is not known whether it was posted by his campaign team or just by passers-by.
At the same time, Kisaki also received a call from Yamaguchi Daisuke's team. The secretary on the other side praised him crazily, saying that Mr. Hojo was a good writer with a sense of social responsibility and a serious national teacher. Japan now lacks people like Mr. Hojo who dare to whip the society!
Kisaki was also very humble, saying that all Hojo-sensei could do was to look at the world through his wise eyes, and that in the end, the only way to truly change the country was to rely on politicians who were the pillars of the country. He even improvised a few paragraphs of Daisuke Yamaguchi's campaign speeches, saying that Hojo-sensei had admired Mr. Yamaguchi for a long time and had always told them that he would support Mr. Yamaguchi when he was old enough to vote.
The two of them were praising the big boss behind them crazily, and even the signals in the air were tainted with the sweet smell of honey.
These words, like a cut, made both parties certain that the other party was not a good person, and then the pleasant py transaction began.
Daisuke Yamaguchi seized the opportunity and posted another update, saying that he had invited Mr. Hojo, and the two will participate in a TV talk show together after "The Dreams and Death of Writer K" is officially released to talk about novels, life, and corporate slaves.
On the other side, Kisaki also responded using Hojo Kyosuke's account, confirming the matter and asking everyone for support for the new work for the first time.
Seeing that the protagonist of this great drama finally made his official appearance, netizens' eyes lit up as if they were on fire and they flocked to Hojo Kyosuke's account.
"You even made such a sophisticated promotional comic for your novel, but you are not willing to update One Punch Man more?"
"Nonsense! You should update more "Attack on Titan"! Mr. Hojo, I have already written the outline for you, just follow it! I won't charge you!"
"..."
The comments immediately changed. Although Hojo Kyosuke was a bad writer before, the fans were angry but also understood. After all, if anyone else kept updating two comics weekly, they would have committed suicide. The bad writing was a helpless move. But now, seeing that Hojo Kyosuke not only created a new novel, but also drew such exquisite comics for the novel, the fans suddenly turned into old fathers, grieving for his misfortune and being angry at his lack of efforts. If possible, they would want to chop off their own hands and stick them on Hojo Kyosuke.
"No, no, no, don't you want to read the manga of Sword Art Online? Don't you want to read the book drawn by the original author himself?"
"Hey, don't say it, don't say it..."
"I couldn't agree more with your suggestion!"
"Seconded!"
"I want to see the minotaur!!"
"Asshole, all the minotaurs should die!"
"..."
In just one minute, more than 3,000 comments were posted. Hojo Kyosuke's terrifying popularity made the entertainment stars and politicians who followed him stare in shock.
Yamaguchi Daisuke, who had reached a deal with Hojo Kyosuke earlier, felt that he had made a fortune and began to calculate how much he would have to pay to get Hojo to write a novel specifically for him.
The story takes myself as the protagonist, a congressman. A murder occurs at the campaign site, and the police and detectives are at a loss as to what to do. I, who am furious about the murder of my voters, use my invincible brain to quickly investigate the case and identify the murderer. I then follow the clues to find the mastermind behind the scenes, and it turns out that it is people from the rival party who want to use this dirty method to attack me.
Fortunately, he finally upheld justice with his outstanding personal abilities.
It’s really great that as a national teacher, Mr. Hojo once again exposes the ugliness of politics, and himself serves as the only ray of light.
WINWIN! Win-win!
Hojo-sensei and I are a match made in heaven!
Imagining a bright future, imagining the Yamaguchi family returning to its peak under his own hands, Yamaguchi Daisuke was so excited that he urged his staff to come up with a publicity plan as soon as possible that could squeeze the money out of Hojo teacher!
At this time, Tetsuta Kisaki, the person in charge of Hojo Kyosuke, sent another message.
"Excuse me, Mr. Yamaguchi, can you please contact the officials of the Ministry of Education? Chairman Chino of our Mystery Association is preparing a meeting on reforming the association and needs support from all walks of life..."
Hearing the meaning of the strings, Yamaguchi Daisuke immediately agreed. Hojo Kyosuke's new work originally tells the dark side of the association's awards, and now it is obvious that there is the support of the association president behind it. This means that everyone should work together to make the cake bigger and stronger!
The number of comments under Hojo Kyosuke's Twitter updates kept increasing. The most of them were urging for more updates, which made someone tremble with fear. After the popularity had almost reached a certain level, he posted another update to beg for mercy, saying that he had fully understood everyone's feelings, so this time, in addition to the short comic "Blood and Dreams of Corporate Animals", he also prepared another "372 Happinesses" as a gift to everyone. From now on, as long as you buy the new work "The Dreams and Death of Writer K", you will have a chance to get it, so hurry up if you want to buy it.
Seeing this new development, fans cursed even louder.
"So this is also your trick?"
But what comforted Hojo Kyosuke was that despite the fans' criticism, their bodies were still very honest. It was only an hour after the publisher called to inform them that all the major bookstores had received many pre-orders and had asked the publisher to replenish the stock and send more books.
"There's nothing I can do. Although Mr. Hojo is a nobody, he is very sincere. The completion and quality of "The Blood and Dreams of Corporate Cows" can even be compared with the popular comics currently being serialized. The benefits he mentioned, "The Happiness of Three Hundred and Seventy-Two", must not be any worse."
"Yeah, I'm looking forward to it, but what does 372 mean? The office worker who takes a lunch break for 365 days can finally rest for 372 days?"
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(End of this chapter)