strictlysupreme Chapter 775: She smiled, brighter than the sun in the sky
Chapter 775: She smiled, brighter than the sun in the sky
Chapter 775: She smiled, brighter than the sun in the sky
It was said that they were going to treat, but Hojo Kyosuke didn't spend any money at all. When they first proposed to go on vacation, Kasumigaoka Utaha, who had just published a new sequel a few months ago, directly and generously said that she could use her royalties to treat them, but she was immediately opposed by many people, among whom Eriri was the loudest, saying that no one could afford it.
In the end, for the sake of fairness, the opportunity to pay was given to Hojo Kyosuke, so in such an occasion where money is required, naturally people would rush to pay.
Hojo Kyosuke waved goodbye to the girls. Shopping was too torturous, unless there were traditional villains in the store who would say things like "Hey, kid, you don't have a job yet? When you have no money, don't look at these things that don't belong to you. Study hard and come back when you have a job and make money."
Uh… it seems that those who say this are just nosy and preachy Showa uncles, not villains. If you go shopping in Neon, you won’t see discrimination in general stores. If you encounter it, you may see the clerk and the store manager kneeling down together. Those stores that treat customers differently, the people who are discriminated against can’t even find the store door.
Therefore, if one cannot take off his sunglasses and say casually "My name is Hojo Kyosuke", then that person is really too lazy to go shopping.
In some ways, women are actually quite easy to deal with. It doesn’t matter where you go to play, what matters is where is good shopping.
Hojo Kyosuke turned to Inspector Takasugi beside him and shared his newly-come-up theory. The latter nodded in agreement, and the two of them raised their glasses and clinked them.
It should be noted that the beer the two drank was poured into a glass, and it was Mr. Takasugi next to them who did the trick. It was impossible for Hojo Kyosuke to be found guilty of such a small matter.
Although it has always been said that the Japanese people are extremely tolerant of writers, and can easily pass off alcoholism as looking for inspiration. However, the underage is another weapon, just like using gender uncertainty to fight for women's rights, it is a big fight.
If you ask why he and Takasugi started drinking together again, the reason he stayed behind was to clean up the sunshade. Then Mr. Takasugi came over with a beer when he saw this scene, and called a few colleagues he knew who were going to Atami for vacation together.
"Hahahaha, this is the Hojo-kun you've always wanted to meet. Not only is he superb in swordsmanship, he's also very charming and dashing. It's a pity that you guys came a step too late, otherwise you could have seen how good Hojo-kun is at dealing with women, which is definitely not inferior to his swordsmanship!"
Takasugi laughed out loud. He had clearly said before that he would introduce some local friends to Hojo Kyosuke, but in fact he was just showing off his relationship with Hojo teacher to his friends.
A well-informed friend of mine smiled and said, "I know that. Girlfriend suspects one, two, three, four, five, six... Well, I've read the magazine. Today's Weekly Truth lists all of Hojo-sensei's girlfriends. I saw that there's even a princess from the royal family? That's amazing."
"No, no, no, this is really a rumor. My friends all know that I am a staunch aestheticist and I reject anything ugly and stupid."
Hojo Kyosuke quickly shook his head.
"Weekly Shinho", as soon as you hear the name you know it is definitely not a good thing. The name "Shinho" tells everyone that they will never tell the truth. Hojo Kyosuke vaguely remembered that Kisaki reported to him that this magazine wanted to interview him, but he refused. As for the reason.
"All the other magazines combined are not as outrageous as this one in terms of nonsense"
In the notes at the end, Tetsuta Kisaki wrote this.
Middle-aged men often like to tell dirty jokes. This is the easiest way for men to get closer to women. Women and alcohol can easily make them connect with each other.
This is also a subtle praise for Hojo Kyosuke. After all, having such an outstanding partner also shows how charming he is.
But Takasugi soon realized that Hojo-kun didn't seem to want to show off in this regard, so he smoothly changed the topic to other aspects.
kendo
Everyone present was from the Neon police system. Even Hojo Kyosuke worked as a special trainer at the Eighth Area Headquarters of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department. If these people went to Tokyo for exchanges, they would have a chance to be attacked by Hojo Kyosuke, so they were very excited to chat.
"…I flew a full five meters, and I knocked Dashi over and pinned him down. Luckily, he had a lot of fat on his body, otherwise I would still be lying in the hospital."
Takasugi kept shouting like this, but no one else believed him, so he immediately swore that there was someone present who flew farther than him. He even took out his cell phone and found the video of Daidoji being stabbed by a sword as evidence. Although Daidoji flew straight three meters, he was not as heavy or tall as Daidoji, so it was scientific for him to fly two more meters!
What does it mean for a strong man who is nearly two meters tall and weighs more than one hundred kilograms to fly backwards three meters? Street superheroes like Hit-Girl can't even imagine it. He must be at least a superhero who has mutated once.
This is a question raised by a movie fan in the Drinking Man. Takasugi was probably drunk and got so excited that he immediately begged Hojo Kyosuke to let his friend experience the extraordinary feeling on the spot.
"Let me tell you, even with a volleyball, Hojo-kun can knock you away, let alone a sword."
He shouted this, and then vividly told the story of the Five Colors Gang. The others reached out and touched the table with beer and snacks.
The material is probably aluminum alloy, and the overall weight is generally enough for anyone to lift it with one hand, but lifting it and smashing it? Not to mention how powerful it can be, the shape of this table is not suitable for exerting force, and it would be good if you can use 50% of the 100% force.
After figuring it out, the men immediately shook their heads wildly, saying that even if Hojo-kun said they would enter Koshien this year, they would believe him, but it was absolutely impossible for him to knock down three adult men with this table.
Hojo Kyosuke smiled and didn't refute. He just picked up the beer and took a sip.
The beer is kept in an insulated box filled with ice. It tastes extremely refreshing and has a full malt aroma.
Sunshine, beach, beer, and a bunch of drunk men.
This is a completely different kind of fun from the family-style happiness just now.
The men left the women behind and gathered together to enjoy the simple and happy brotherhood. The atmosphere of freedom filled the air.
Just like what Sakura said before, when you come to the beach, you must have some American style, saying things like "son of the beach, don't eat sour radishes" etc. People who come to Atami Beach from Tokyo for the first time will definitely be shocked - how can Japanese people laugh so happily! ?
Yes, unlike the octagonal cages on the streets of Tokyo, the people who come here seem to know what they are doing and devote themselves to enjoying their vacation. There is not so much seriousness and restraint, and laughter and screams are endless. A quarter of an hour of laughter here may take a year to accumulate in Tokyo.
The three patrol officers who were usually very serious and were considered reliable by the younger generations stood in a row, with their heads lowered and their hands behind their backs.
"Come on Hojo-kun, we're ready."
"..."
The corner of Hojo Kyosuke's mouth twitched. He inexplicably felt as if something was missing in his hand. It should be a stick with the words "Spirit Infusion Stick" written on it. If he didn't have the stick, his palm as big as a palm fan should be enough.
He was just about to persuade everyone not to seek death, but Gao Shan and others nearby started to make a fuss.
"Let them see your divine power, Master Hojo!"
"Yeah, yeah, don't worry about hurting Dashi and the others. These guys are very strong, and it won't matter even if they are hit by rocks!"
"..."
From these blunt words, it can be seen that these guys who can come together on vacation really have a very good relationship.
Hojo Kyosuke thought this in his heart after he reached out and took the table handed to him by Takasugi.
The things on the table had been neatly put aside. These people really wanted to see Hojo Kyosuke knock over all three of his friends with a table.
When he lifted the table above his head, the men cheered in unison, the loudest coming from the three guys who were ready to greet him with their heads.
They all saw that Hojo-kun had a long arm span and big hands, and he could really use the table very well! This made them even more excited!
At this time, Gao Shan, who had a better alcohol tolerance, seemed to sober up a little. Looking at his three friends with dead faces and Hojo Kyosuke with bulging arm muscles, his face changed drastically and he shouted:
"Wait……"
call out--
boom! !
Just as a syllable came out of his mouth, Hojo Kyosuke threw the table without hesitation, and three people about ten meters away fell to the ground.
Gao Shan couldn't help but swear and asked in disbelief:
"Hojo-kun, you didn't even hesitate for a moment?"
Hojo Kyosuke, who was flexing his arms, heard this and said with a smile, "If you hesitate, you will fail, Takasugi-kun."
After joking, he explained:
"The three gentlemen were very well prepared at the time, and the angle for the collision was very good. If I hesitated, they would panic, and if anyone changed their position, they might get hurt. Now, they will probably be happier, right?"
After saying that, he pointed towards the table, and sure enough, the three drunks had already climbed up swiftly. Without any help from anyone, the three of them carried the table and trotted back to the awning.
"Si Guoyi!!"
"Too strong! I didn't even see what Hojo-kun was doing before I was knocked over!"
"Besides feeling a little dizzy, I'm not injured at all!"
The men were talking among themselves, and the three guys whose tables had been knocked over drank a glass of beer in one breath, as if they were really injected with spirit.
Hojo Kyosuke laughed and rolled up the sleeves of his floral shirt, showing off his strong muscles to everyone.
Although they were not as tall as him, many of the middle-aged men present had thicker arms than him. So everyone immediately felt that they were good enough and started to arm wrestle. As expected, none of them could match Hojo Kyousuke's strength.
So for married men, the best leisure and entertainment is to be alone with their wives and children for a while. They don’t even need to get married. After living together for half a month, men will be eager to return to being single.
Hojo Kyosuke, whose mental age is far older than his appearance, has a lot of fun playing with this group of middle-aged people. He even joins in many crazy games, such as having everyone lift him up and throw him into the sea.
It was not until he heard Takasugi say that friends from Shizuoka Prefecture, Yamanashi Prefecture, and Kanagawa Prefecture were rushing to Atami to meet Hojo-kun that he finally calmed down and immediately said goodbye.
What a joke, brother, it’s just to adjust the mood. I still want to spend a happy holiday with my girls.
"Ah? Go drink another bunch, Hojo-kun!"
Gao Shan and others tried to persuade them to stay reluctantly.
"Asshole, I'm going to sue you for inciting underage drinking!"
Hojo Kyosuke said this viciously as he kicked away a man who was holding his feet.
If my general Momotaro were here, I would leave one of my canine teeth in your arm!
It just so happens that I don’t even have to pack my things now, I can leave them all to these new friends.
Hojo Kyosuke trotted all the way to the washing area on the beach. As expected, it was a place famous for its hot springs. The water flowing out of the faucet was actually hot spring water.
Having been to many beaches in his past and present lives, he has a basic evaluation standard for beach attractions: whether there is a place to wash. After all, the most annoying thing after playing at the beach is the sand on your body. Not only does it make you feel uncomfortable, but it also brings sand to the roads and shops, which is very bad.
After finding a random hot spring, he sent a message to Yingliang, and soon the girl came to him holding a new set of beach pants and a floral shirt.
Although it would be fine for him to buy such simple clothes himself, but if he did it like this...
It will make Sakura happy.
Sure enough, both the shirt and shorts were decorated with Sakura's favorite cherry blossoms, with a black background and pink and white petals, just like the big black umbrella.
Does it mean I have to like cherry blossoms just because my name is Yingliang?
Everyone would be very resistant, right? Being forcibly tied to something just because of the name is like an elementary school student making fun of someone's name. Hikigaya Hachiman-san would be very angry.
Yamauchi Sakura has never been a person who likes to obey others, so...
snort!
The more I say this, the more I like cherry blossoms!
She smiled as if she had succeeded in a prank, pulling the two ends of the shirt with both hands, showing off her extraordinary aesthetic taste.
"Hey, it's beautiful!"
She looked at Hojo Kyosuke expectantly, and he naturally smiled and nodded:
"Yeah, that's the way I like it."
"Hey hey hey!!"
She laughed happily.
"I also bought myself a similar set. I'll wear mine tomorrow when Kyousuke changes into other clothes."
Hojo Kyosuke chuckled and decided in his heart that he would still wear the same outfit tomorrow.
Finally, before pushing Hojo Kyousuke into the bathhouse, Sakura grabbed his hand.
"How are my hands? Are they warm?"
"Haha, right, right, I just soaked in the hot spring sink over there for quite a while!"
She laughed so loudly that her voice was brighter than the sun in the sky.
Thanks to the big guys for their monthly tickets, recommendation tickets and reward support, thank you~ By the way, I almost wrote the title as a number starting with 7 today, hahahaha
(End of this chapter)