Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 803 Women Fight

"Hey! Asshole! Don't treat me like air!"

A classic villain's remark instantly broke the happy atmosphere.

Her sister hit the nail on the head. Yukinoshita Yukino, who appears calm and rational on the surface but is actually sensitive and artistic at heart, felt infinitely moved when she saw Hojo Kyosuke interacting with the fan's brother.

She understood that she might be slightly less intelligent than Hojo Kyosuke, but she was much worse in dealing with people. She could not do the same as him now, but this did not prevent her from seeing a bright vision of the future in Hojo.

but now……

Is this idiot really incapable of reading the atmosphere? Didn't he see that Hojo had just finished recording a video for Aoi? Didn't he know that there was a little girl lying on a hospital bed, waiting expectantly to meet Hojo?

The girl was unusually angry. Relying on her slender body, Yukinoshita Yukino broke free from her sister's arms like a fish, squeezed between Eriri and Hiratsuka-sensei, and finally took a big step past Hojo Kyosuke and Suzuki Toshiya, and stood directly in front of Porsche Men's Shirt Yama Ryo.

"Air?"

Yukino spoke coldly, her cherry blossom-like lips slightly raised in a mocking chuckle.

"Will air be ignored? Don't you breathe all the time? Or do you still not understand the significance of oxygen to humans?"

Everyone who heard this instantly switched from automatic to manual, and everyone instantly showed an uncomfortable expression. Although Shanshan Liang, who was originally angry, didn't quite understand who this black-haired girl was, he was still shocked by her fierce temperament at the first time.

"Oh, I see. Is it because your friends left you aside to chat with Hojo and you felt ignored by everyone, so you feel aggrieved?"

Yukinoshita shook her head. It was a pity that her long straight black hair was tied into a bun at the moment, otherwise she could enjoy the sight of her soft black hair swaying like a waterfall.

She showed a sympathetic expression, and her thin lips slightly opened:

"People are always unable to form a correct and respectable self-perception, and always crave things that are not within their capabilities. If you want everyone to look at you, you should first understand how big the gap is between yourself and the air, Mr. President of the United States!"

After speaking a lot of words, the girl habitually tried to touch her hair with her hands that were folded across her chest. Unfortunately, she touched nothing. But it didn't matter. Her slender index finger naturally rested on her pointed chin, which was also very elegant.

After scolding her, her anger subsided a little, especially the surprised look of Hojo Kyosuke in her peripheral vision made her very satisfied, but...

Looking at Shanshan Liang who opened his mouth and looked dazed, Yukinoshita Yukino frowned her pretty eyebrows and asked in surprise:

"This... sir? You should know that I am laughing at you, right? What I mean is that without air, all mankind will perish, and your existence or not has no meaning to this world, to me and my friends, so Hojo will not specifically talk to you when he speaks.

No, maybe the air will be polluted."

The girl's face was a mixture of disbelief and pain. If a joke becomes dull after explanation, then a sarcasm becomes more mean after explanation. Especially with Yukinoshita's expression of looking at a retard, it was simply maddening.

Sayaka Natori, who had been hiding at the back of the crowd after Hojo Kyosuke arrived, began to sweat on her forehead and subconsciously became worried about Yukinoshita, because in her hometown, someone like her who was good at scolding would have been afraid to speak.

Suzuki Shunya, who was laughing like a fool, was frightened by the black flames burning on the girl and stepped back repeatedly, not to mention Shanshan Ryo who was the first to bear the brunt. To be honest, this man with a confused mind did not really understand what the girl said at first, but he still understood the explanation later.

His already angry face became even more distorted, his hair, wet with sweat and like seaweed, swung around and he raised his hand and rushed towards the black-haired girl.

"You stinky woman, if you want to die, I will satisfy you!"

He roared, and raised his hand to pinch Yukinoshita's neck. It must be said that he had some fighting talent in this era, and he knew to attack her weak points when he was not good at fighting.

In the past, Hojo Kyosuke also taught the girls around him how to defend themselves. The first choice was to run away and call for support. The second choice was to target weak points such as the crotch, eyes, and throat. No matter how much damage it would cause to the opponent, the primary goal was to destroy the enemy and protect themselves.

“Shanshan——!!”

Suzuki Shunya was also shocked by his companion's crazy behavior. Now it is different from before. Before, when Shanshan wanted to attack the monk, he was indifferent because he didn't know the other party, but now this girl is obviously a friend of Hojo teacher!

While shouting, he also raised his hands and rushed forward, apparently trying to do a rugby tackle. It was obvious that this guy was not a complete fan of Hojo Sensei, otherwise he would have known that an enemy like Shanshan would not even have the chance to scream in front of Hojo Sensei. But it could also be that he was too concerned.

In fact, Hojo Kyosuke was really motionless. He was trying hard to resist the urge to put the pen in Shanshan Ryo's hand. He had no choice but to do it because it was too appropriate. Shanshan's hysterical expression, his upper body leaning forward, his arms stretched out, his hands like chicken claws... everything was particularly suitable for making emoticons. You can P poop in front of his hand, P get on the bus, P add syrup... Hojo Kyosuke is like putting the pen in the other person's hand and saying "your pen".

However, under his scanning eyes, all the reactions of Yukinoshita Yukino's body were reflected in the super brain.

Under the elegant and beautiful yukata, the girl's slender body contains explosive power. The arms that were originally folded in front of her body have been lowered, and they are slightly opened as if she is holding two buckets. Her shoulders are slightly lowered, but she still holds her center of gravity. Her white and tender feet in wooden clogs have made a classic Aikido standing posture without knowing when.

All the details on the girl's body showed that Yukino was ready to teach her a lesson. And Hojo Kyousuke had even guessed the move the girl was about to use -

"Small Hand Return"

The coolest technique in Aikido can also be said to be the technique that requires the least physical strength, a perfect technique.

The hand that Shanshan Liang stretched out was even more excessive than that of the senior brothers in the dojo who cooperated with the teacher's performance. It was too simple and made him a perfect target.

Amid Natori Sayaka's worried exclamation, Yukinoshita Yukino took a step forward with her left foot and leaned back slightly, forcing Ryo Shimayama in front of her to change the position of his arm. Then the next moment, the girl raised her arm, and her wide sleeves naturally fell down, revealing a slender white wrist. She grabbed Ryo Shimayama's hand as if shaking hands, and then moved her feet, and the two of them instantly crossed each other's figures.

"what--!!"

A scream was heard, and Shanshan Liang, who had just looked ferocious like a madman, was directly "pressed" to the ground by the black-haired girl by the hand.

It's not quite accurate to say that he pressed, because it was more like Shanshan Ryo knelt down on his own initiative.

"Xiaoshoufan" literally means "twisting the wrist". As long as it is mastered, even a six-year-old girl can make a two-meter-tall man fall to the ground in an instant.

Hojo Kyosuke saw clearly that Yukinoshita Yukino completed the standard grappling move on Shigayama Ryo in the first instant. Every position of her slender fingers was standard, just like what was taught in the dojo. Naturally, her opponent also fell to the ground with a scream as if she was performing.

Although he was a master of kendo, he also watched the tutorials of other sports when he secretly learned the techniques of various schools on the Internet. If he didn't learn, he should at least know how to fight. After all, there is also soft sword in kendo, and if you are not careful, you may have to fight with people. So he knew the techniques used by Yukinoshita very well.

But in the eyes of the confused onlookers (Erriri), it was as if Yukinoshita Yukino reached out and Shanshan Ryo lay obediently on the ground like a dog on a leash.

The blonde princess' crystal eyes were shaking wildly, and in her head she had already begun to imagine herself holding Kasumigaoka Utaha's necklace and making her lie on the ground like a puppy, exposing her belly and begging for mercy.

It sounds magical, but just like the straightforward name, you will find out how simple it is once you see it carefully. Like all grappling techniques, you hold the grip, specifically, you hold the opponent's palm with four fingers of your left hand, press the thumb towards the back of the hand, then turn your body in coordination with your steps, press your right hand on your left hand, and crush the opponent's wrist more forcefully. The pain is definitely not something anyone can bear, and the body's instinct will drive the opponent to kneel down in obedience to your wishes, and try to avoid feeling more pain.

This move often appears in movies and TV series, mostly used by skilled killers or female characters, because it does not require any strength. If you perform it in an exaggerated way, as long as you pinch the enemy's palm and twist the wrist quickly enough and with enough force, the opponent will even jump up and throw you over the shoulder in the air, just to turn the wrist right, which is more amazing.

"When I was in the dojo, my teacher told me that if it was a competition, I would have already won at this moment. But if I met a scumbag with bad intentions in my daily life, I would need to pinch his hand and then step on his face..."

Yukinoshita Yukino's cold voice rang out, and Shanshan Ryo, who was wailing with his right hand covering his left hand, immediately began to beg for mercy, but the girl continued to speak as if she didn't hear him:

"The teacher also said that if you are not confident in your own strength, you can give up the face and abdomen and directly kick the opponent's crotch. This is the simplest way to deliver a fatal blow..."

Shanshan Liang no longer covered his face, but quickly covered his crotch while enduring the severe pain in his wrist.

"but……"

The girl's voice rang out again, and this time, Lian Shanshan Liang's friends, Miyamoto Shinichi and others, took a step back in fear, feeling a chill in their hearts. Is there a move more vicious than kicking the crotch? Which dojo are you from? I must report you!

Unexpectedly, the next second the girl let go of Shanshan Liang's hand and took two steps back.

She pulled out a bag of wet wipes from her purse, took out one and started wiping her hands.

Looking at the undisguised disdain in the girl's light blue eyes, everyone knew what she had not finished saying.

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Hojo Kyosuke happily and signaled with her eyes to Ryo Sugiyama who was still lying on the ground.

"..."

What the hell, if you dislike me, don’t I dislike me too?

Hojo Kyosuke was speechless. As a person with mild mysophobia, he couldn't even stand the wet hair style that Japanese people liked very much, let alone Ryo Shanshan, a guy who looked abnormal at first glance.

He took a step back to show his feelings.

Shanshan Liang on the ground also recovered from the severe pain at this time. Anyone who has tried joint techniques knows the power of joint techniques. His whole body is soaked with sweat.

He stood up with the help of his friend, covered his wrist and looked at the black-haired girl resentfully, and said angrily:

"You are intentionally causing harm, I will call the police!"

When these words were spoken, everyone almost died of laughter; even his companion who was supporting him had a distorted look on his face.

Brother, do you really know what you are talking about? It's embarrassing to be knocked down by a little girl. If you call the police, the legend of you, Ryo Shigayama, will spread all over Tokyo, no, the whole JDM circle in Japan tomorrow. It doesn't matter if you are not afraid of being embarrassed, but we are.

"Shanshan, if you ask me..."

The companion just opened his mouth when he was interrupted by Shanshan Liang who had already taken out his cell phone.

Suzuki Shunya, who had not had the chance to perform just now, acted quickly at this time. He stepped forward and kicked the opponent's mobile phone away.

"Suzuki, what are you doing! Are you out of your mind?!"

Shanshan Liang shouted in disbelief.

"You're an idiot with a broken brain. I belong to Hojo-sensei now!"

Suzuki Shunya retorted loudly, which immediately made many people laugh out loud.

Hojo Kyosuke said helplessly: "Ahem, Suzuki..."

Suzuki Shunya interrupted immediately and said respectfully: "Teacher Hojo, you can just call me Xiaojun."

"..."

Xiaojun? How about calling you Xiaoshuai? He was promoted directly from a minor role to a leading role.

Complaining in his heart, Hojo Kyosuke patted his newly recognized younger brother on the shoulder and said earnestly:

"We have to learn to read the atmosphere. We are not the protagonists now!"

After saying this, he pulled the other person's shoulder and took a step back, giving up the stage.

Seeing someone's lazy movements, Yukinoshita Yukino almost laughed out loud in anger, but she did not refuse and said directly:

"Call the police? Okay, I'll help you."

As she spoke, she took out her cell phone and said:

"It just so happens that I want the inspectors to come here and take a look at these modified cars."

The girl turned her head slightly, and her bright eyes looked at the vehicle next to her, from the front grille to the door, and then to the rear wing. Her eyes seemed to be able to see all the illegalities.

Shanshan Liang's friends all changed their expressions, and immediately stood in front of their cars to try to block Yukinoshita's gaze. (End of this chapter)