strictlysupreme Chapter 1010 My daily life with Kyousuke?
Chapter 1010 My daily life with Kyousuke?
"Wow!"
"Do you know what I just encountered?!"
Yamauchi Sakura shouted in surprise with a mysterious look on her face.
Miura Yumiko, who had just walked out of a second-hand store, glanced over with sidelong eyes. She didn't want to satisfy Sakura's desire to keep things in suspense, but curiosity still showed on her face involuntarily.
Although she had been fooled by Yamauchi Sakura with the same sentence pattern several times in the past two days, she asked seriously what happened the first time, and even imagined whether a murder had occurred or something.
The result!
After Yamauchi had appreciated the curiosity on everyone's faces, he gave the answer with satisfaction.
"I saw a store called XXX!"
This is even more strange. What secrets does this store have that shocked Yingliang so much? Is it selling something extraordinary? Or is the owner a big star?
As they speculated, everyone became more curious and looked forward to Yamauchi Sakura revealing the secret.
"Huh? What happened to that store?"
The energetic girl looked puzzled and said innocently:
"There's nothing else. Didn't I tell you I saw that store?"
"and then?"
"And then what? That's it. Oh, I see. You want to know how to write those three Chinese characters? Come on, stretch out your hands and I'll write them for you."
"..."
That was it. Everyone's curiosity was not satisfied at all, and they felt empty and unhappy. On the other hand, Yamauchi Sakura did not try to hide the smile of success on his face.
Or when walking, he would suddenly shout someone's name, and when the other person would be startled and nervously ask what was wrong, Sakura would smile, bow meticulously, and say "good day" gently. The person on the other side could only stupidly bow and greet him.
While sitting in the dim sum shop to rest and replenish energy, this guy clamored to read everyone's palms. The idiot Yuigahama Yui immediately shouted in surprise, "Sakura Ryo is so good, she actually knows this!"
Then, under everyone's curious gaze, Sakura squeezed Yuigahama's hand and rubbed it, making the idiot nervous. Finally, she said with a serious face, "My lady, your hands are very soft."
"what?"
"Ok!"
"..."
For all these reasons, it is always fun to be with Yamauchi Sakura. The greatest pleasure of shopping is not the dazzling array of shops, but this energetic girl.
She never seems to get tired, or her energy never runs out. She sweats even if she walks too much, but she never stops talking. She makes up stories about the sun's conspiracy against her, and then proudly announces that a good friend of hers has opened a store in front of her and will give everyone a good discount. But when she goes there, she finds out that it's a new store opening, and there's a 40% discount.
"A girl who can survive only on happiness"
This is Miura Yumiko's impression of Yamauchi Sakura after two days of interaction.
Huh-huh-huh-
Looking at Yamauchi Sakura who was out of breath after doing something unknown, Miura couldn't bear it and thought, just let her be fooled, just satisfy this idiot.
Although she didn't know how this guy made herself so tired after only looking around the store for five minutes.
"So what did you encounter? Aliens?" she asked.
Sakura was the only one who didn't enter the store, so no one knew what happened. Yuigahama and the others looked over curiously. Just like a chicken's brain, it was fooled so many times but still willing to be fooled.
Yamauchi Sakura was very satisfied with everyone's performance. She nodded repeatedly and then said slowly:
"Just now I met an old man who came to ask for directions. He said there was something he had to find today no matter what."
This topic is more attractive than the previous ones, with many elements: the old man, something that must be found at all costs, and a time limit.
Things seem to be getting interesting. Is the childhood sweetheart of the famous mystery master going to trigger a case?!
Yuigahama Yui secretly fantasized and repeatedly asked the old man what he wanted to find.
"Very good, maintaining a strong curiosity is the key to being cute, Yui, you are a qualified female high school student, don't forget to exclaim Siguoyi later!"
Yamauchi Sakura raised her finger and pointed, and Yui's face turned red due to the praise.
"And of course I'm also a cute high school girl who looks like a specimen, so I quickly asked the old man what he was looking for, just like you, Yui."
A certain person said shamelessly:
"And then~~"
She drew out her words, and Yuigahama, Yumiko, and the others all showed curious expressions.
"The old man took out a piece of paper from his pocket and told me that what he was looking for was written on it. At the same time, he kept repeating to himself that he must find it today no matter what. He must find it!"
Gollum~
Yuigahama Yui swallowed nervously.
Four or five cute high school girls in school uniforms were standing on the side of the road, listening attentively to Yamauchi Sakura's story. This scene made Sakura so happy that she almost laughed out loud, but she had to control herself.
Miura Yumiko whispered, "What does it say?"
Yamauchi Sakura then waved her hand gently, signaling everyone to gather around.
The cute high school girls put their heads together, and then saw Yamauchi Sakura carefully take out a folded paper from her pocket, then she suddenly raised her head and looked around cautiously.
After making sure that she was in a crowded area with at least three people standing on every square meter of ground and that whatever she said would be heard, she felt at ease to flatten the note in her palm and show it to everyone.
Yuigahama Yui, Miura Yumiko and others quickly lowered their heads and saw three big Chinese characters written on the note:
Gorillas
"Eh--"
Miura Yumiko sighed deeply, rolled her eyes, and said helplessly:
"I should have known that, and then what? So you took him to find it?"
She asked with an "I guessed it" expression on her face. Although it was doubtful whether the person asking for directions mentioned by Sakura really existed, and such asking was extremely strange, but according to the logic of Sakura's story, she would definitely be kind enough to help find the way.
Yuigahama, Kainam and others nearby have not yet recovered from the reality that they have been fooled again, especially Yuigahama. She has the best relationship with Sakura and has borrowed her homework from her several times, so she is familiar with each other's handwriting. The three words "gorilla" were clearly written by her!
Yingliang chuckled: "Ah, that's what I was planning!"
Yuigahama Yui next to her asked curiously, "But? If we're looking for gorillas, we must go to a zoo, right? I remember there's one at Ueno Zoo."
Yuigahama never disappoints when it comes to cooperating with the performance!
Yingliang nodded: "Yes, that's what a kind person said at the time. But I think that old man must know that there are gorillas in the zoo. Since he didn't go to the zoo, the gorilla he wanted to find must not be that simple."
Hearing this, Miura Yumiko had a bad feeling in her heart. She asked helplessly: "Then what did you do?"
A certain person with a mysterious look on his face said, "Great, Yumiko, you can already keep up with the rhythm." He looked at Miura Yumiko with praise and said happily:
"Then I told the old man that I was a gorilla!"
Yuigahama Yui's eyes widened suddenly: "Huh?!"
"No one will believe this, right?" Ebina Hina hesitated.
"yes……"
Yamauchi Sakura looked melancholy, then perked up again:
"To make the old man and the onlookers believe it."
Miura yelled, "Wait a minute? Why are we being watched?"
"Ah, didn't I say that?"
Yingliang was stunned: "The person who told the old man that he could go to Ueno Zoo was a patrolman. Before that, the old man seemed to have asked many people. Someone told the patrolman about this. He must be worried that the old man had mental problems or something."
Needless to say, there is definitely a problem!
Yumiko Miura and several other girls all complained in their hearts.
"and then?"
A few people asked weakly, they could already feel the smiles in the eyes of passers-by looking at them.
Yamauchi Sakura smiled proudly: "Then I spent a lot of effort to convince the old man that I was a gorilla. You know, I am very good at imitating. Dancing the gorilla dance is no problem for me."
Miura Yumiko sighed to the sky, and Yuigahama Yui dug her toes into the ground, but an expression of admiration unconsciously appeared on her face. She just thought that Sakura-san was so amazing, and this level of mental strength was not something that ordinary people could possess.
"Let's go, I need a cup of cold fruit tea to calm myself down."
The Queen waved her hand, and the other girls quickly followed. Only Yingliang shouted from behind:
"Don't you want to see my gorilla dance!"
No one paid any attention to her. Yuigahama Yui was quite interested, but she didn't have the courage to watch the gorilla dance on the street.
"Ah...if Kyousuke was here, he would definitely applaud me."
Yamauchi Sakura said sadly, and then she trotted to catch up with everyone.
suddenly!
"Snapped!"
A crisp sound suddenly rang out, and several colorful ribbons sprayed out and appeared in front of the people.
Yuigahama Yui was almost frightened to jump up, well... in fact, she did jump up.
After the streamers fell naturally, she looked to the side in shock, and saw Yamauchi Sakura holding a small firecracker in her hand, with several streamers hanging from the small paper tube.
Miura Yumiko, who was also frightened, said angrily: "Sakura! What are you doing again!"
"Hahaha~~"
Yingliang grinned and swung the paper fireworks, causing the streamers to fly.
Ebina asked in surprise: "Why do you carry this thing with you?"
This guy is just like Doraemon.
This question also brought the frightened Miura and Yuigahama back to their senses. Oh, right, where did this guy get the paper fireworks?
"Qiang Qiang!"
Yingliang waved the ribbon twice as if presenting a treasure, and said triumphantly:
"This is my emergency firework. I carry it with me wherever I go, just in case I do something good and no one applauds, so I can celebrate by myself!"
She swung it a few more times and said, "It's environmentally friendly and pollution-free. Although it can't be reused, you can take it back and use it as a cat toy!"
"..."
After saying this, Miura Yumiko sighed speechlessly, revealing an expression that said, "I really lost to you." At the same time, she deeply regretted not applauding Yingliang just now. If she had just given this guy a little perfunctory treatment, she probably wouldn't have taken out the paper fireworks.
The few of them then walked forward again, and this time it was not only Miura Yumiko who wanted to drink ice water to cool down.
Yuigahama Yui leaned over to Yamauchi Sakura and whispered:
"Hey hey~~ Sakura-san."
"what happened?"
Yingliang lowered her head and carefully rolled up the ribbon and stuffed it into the paper tube with a focused expression.
Yuigahama showed a hint of hesitation on her face, but after half a second she mustered up the courage to whisper:
"Are you usually like this when you're with Hojo-san?"
Yingliang asked in confusion: "What kind?"
Yuigahama hesitated and said, "It's just, uh...telling those, those jokes..."
Upon hearing this, Yamauchi Sakura turned her eyes away from the ribbons, turned her head to look at Yui and laughed:
"No, no, no, how is that possible!"
Yuigahama breathed a sigh of relief, if that was the only way she could get along with Hojo-san, she had no idea at all!
Sakura: "When Kyousuke and I were together, the jokes we told were even more idiotic than this!"
"what!?"
Yuigahama was stunned.
"This firework was given to me by Kyousuke!"
Yingliang picked up the folded firework tube and shook it, a bright smile on her little face.
"That guy has an extraordinary talent for embarrassing people."
The girl's tone unconsciously became sweet and innocent:
"Before... I don't remember when, anyway it was when we were joking about the anniversary of fireworks. We were walking on the street, I don't remember what we said, he suddenly took out a firework tube from his pocket, popped it, and all the ribbons fell on my head. He stood aside and clapped his hands vigorously, and then shouted congratulations with tears in his eyes.
Ah...really, I was so scared that I didn't know what to do, but he was still yelling for people around him to applaud. Fortunately, there were ribbons covering my face, otherwise I would have died of shame!"
Yuigahama Yui: "..."
Stop it! I don't want to hear this kind of thing.
But unfortunately, no one can stop Yingliang from delivering dog food.
"You're asking me how I usually get along with Kyousuke?"
She said with a smile:
"We were walking down the street together, just like now, and we would suddenly call out each other's names, for no reason, over and over again, I called him, he called me, and the person being called would happily respond, until his mouth was dry.
When we see a street light, we guess how many birds have stood on it and look for the suspect bird at the same time.
Sometimes I would follow a crow flying across the sky, trying to find its nest to see if there were any treasures like diamond rings.
Even if they are strangers it doesn't affect our fun at all. Kyosuke can always create a suitable background for them, and then we will help them dub.
Hey, look at that couple over there. Yui, did you know that they are actually a couple in disguise? The boy's handbag contains a powerful laser gun, and their target is the ice cream shop in front. Oh no, the boss has been kidnapped..."
Yamauchi Sakura spoke in a cheerful voice. Before, only Yuigahama Yui heard it, but now Miura Yumiko and others also came over and started to eat dog food.
The daily life of Hojo Kyosuke and Yamauchi Sakura seemed to be vividly displayed in front of them, making them feel bloated and overwhelmed. (End of this chapter)